Jimmy and Ashley decide to revisit the Elder Scrolls series -- their first episode revolved around Skyrim's Sunlight Souffle -- for the latest installment of Feast of Fiction. This time, they fire up the oven and pop in a few sweetrolls, a series staple.
I don't mean to be that guy, but something about all that icing collected in the deep valleys of the rolls sends my mind to a very naughty place. I hope I didn't ruin anyone's appetite with that little mental image. Actually, I'm not sorry at all. Anthony Burch broke me this morning, so now the rest of you must suffer my lewd behavior.
My butthole still burns from pleasuring myself
while thinking about Holmes last week... Curse these rolls for making me think about Holme's sweet, sweet serpent gravy again!
I really want to try making these (as well as their sea salt ice cream from kingdom hearts), but I feel that this would have to be done amongst friends for the final product to be enjoyed to its fullest extent.
I am disappointed that they didn't choose to prepare a batch of Skooma.
I'm guessing that Moon Sugar is kind of hard to come by, quite unlike borderline pornographic images of Jonathan Holmes,judging by other comments around here of late by whatever meaning of come by one chooses to use.
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This week, Jimquisition gives you a brief lesson in pasta sauce, and ties it into the misguided quest for perfection currently plaguing the so-called "AAA" title scene.
Expanding on a few ideas found in last week's...
Activision sent a box of those Skylanders Giants Happy Meal toys over. Bereft of anything interesting to do, I decided to review them. I didn't really review them, though. I just rambled sarcastically while playing with toys.
Videogame journalism is real.
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