Jimmy and Ashley decide to revisit the Elder Scrolls series -- their first episode revolved around Skyrim's Sunlight Souffle -- for the latest installment of Feast of Fiction. This time, they fire up the oven and pop in a few sweetrolls, a series staple.
I don't mean to be that guy, but something about all that icing collected in the deep valleys of the rolls sends my mind to a very naughty place. I hope I didn't ruin anyone's appetite with that little mental image. Actually, I'm not sorry at all. Anthony Burch broke me this morning, so now the rest of you must suffer my lewd behavior.
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