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Baghdad is San Andreas

7:54 PM on 01.10.2007   |   Joseph Leray


In the face of rising console and game prices, monthly MMO fees, and microtransactions, gamers, including myself, have taken to complaining. It's what we do best. But what if your montly gaming fee was over $200? What if you had to wait in line for 4 hours at a gas station just to buy enough fuel to run your PS2? What if you had to avoid gangs, militia, para-military factions, and the U.S. Military to get bootlegged copies of FFXII, Grand Theft Auto, and Metal Gear? Maybe the above video will help to put things in perspective.
 
Make the jump for more about Wisam and what it's like to be a gamer in Baghdad. 

Aive in Baghdad is a video blog that offers an alternative to mainstream media coverage on the war in Iraq, with a focus on the people of Baghdad, as opposed to its government and military. Finding people willing to speak in front of a camera is hard enough, and finding topics that people feel comfortable speaking about is even more so. Until you take into account the universal appeal of doing drugs and killing hookers.

Enter Wisam, an Iraqi gamer that was featured on AiB last month, speaking about the hardships of gaming in Baghdad as well as the Iraqi gaming scene. His favorites include Metal Gear, Grand Theft Auto, and FFXII. He's actually further than me in FFXII. Awesome. To boot, the Metal Gear and Final Fantasy franchises helped him learn English.

MTVNews caught wind of the story and then caught up with Wisam. This article gives some history of AiB and then gets into the general gaming scene in Baghdad. Here's the rundown: Soccer games are hot, Nintendo isn't. War games used to be really popular, but now they just make people uncomfortable.

Prohibitive costs and the dangers of leaving your house aside, this might be the most harrowing clip from both pieces:

 

In fact, there's only one game with guns he can still tolerate.       "'Grand Theft Auto' is the exception. Because 'Grand Theft Auto' is like us."
Abdullah concurs, saying San Andreas looks like his city. "It was very, very similar to Baghdad. We were like, 'Oh my God. These are the same actions that happen in Baghdad.' There are some places that are divided. For each place, there is a gang ruling that place. You can go down the street and drive any car. If you want to jump on a motorcycle, you can do it."
 

Well, that, and Wisam's last words in the AiB video: "People are dying here. And for no reason."

So, next time you want to complain about the corporate greed of Microsoft, Sony, or EA, keep in mind that it could be worse.

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ScarCeLLe13's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2007 20:13
ScarCeLLe13
wow baghdad sux
SPARTAN-117's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2007 20:19
SPARTAN-117
How sad. We shouldn't be there. We shouldn't be there at all.
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2007 20:21
pizzaface
I really hope the violence there stops as soon as possible.
Poopface Morty's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2007 20:44
Poopface Morty
Excellent article Orcist. Hopefully those who are bitching about this that and the other thing can put it all in perspective.
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2007 20:53
savagesaladin
Baghdad is like a videogame? I'm fucking there.
djnexus911's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2007 20:58
djnexus911
Wow thats insane!!! that dude needs to get the hell outta that city and come over to real civilization sheesh, or at least some were safer still with some electricity to fire up his ps2 he's sitting there playing GTA on a video game and outside there is war going on.... I guess the line between video games and real violence is closer for this guy than most people.
mistofRed's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2007 21:12
mistofRed
Brings a new definition to "Hardcore Gamer"...
Matthew Mac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2007 21:54
Matthew Mac
Hey, Spartan. STFU.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2007 21:55
Joseph Leray
Easy champ.
gamehunter101's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2007 22:11
gamehunter101
sad oh well looks like the 20,000 more is going
gamehunter101's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2007 22:12
gamehunter101
20,000.more troops are going*
drdentz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2007 22:38
drdentz
I agree with Spartan. Why don't you stfu matt? Give us a good reason why we should actually be over there in the first place? And please don't say because Saddam is a meanie.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2007 23:20
wario67
yea nintendo isn't very popular in the middle east
I went to an game store and didn't see any nintendo there

they also don't have an rateing system because the games are bootlegged ( through if you do go to one of the malls then there should be games from the U.S there)
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/10/2007 23:46
deanhatescoffee
I think it's cool that he has an American accent, as opposed to a British accent like other Middle Eastern countries.

Nobody should be in Baghdad except people who want to die, but there's no easy way out. Sad.
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 00:04
Lezbro
>> I really hope the violence there stops as soon as possible.

My favorite thing about America's ongoing mindfuck?

The press and many Americans refer to "The Violence" likes it's some indigenous weather phenomenon that "our troops" have been caught in. Like a sandstorm. Or a hurricane.

It's not like our troops cause any of "The Violence." It's not like our bullets are responsible for "The Violence." Nope, "The Violence" has always been blowing into Iraq and blowing out just like El Nino.

Bring an umbrella.
antivert's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 00:23
antivert
deanhatescoffee: A lot of people in the middle east have American accents, probably from watching movies. In my experience it's sometimes Indian people who have british accents.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 01:43
Holyetheline
Lezbro... good point.
Serpentish's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 04:12
Serpentish
Is it sad that my gaming rig is the same as that of some dude in iraq?

Wait, scratch that, his tv was bigger.
Brochoose's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 06:54
Brochoose
Forget about bringing democracy to the Middle East, lets bring them video games. World peace through gaming.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 09:58
Justice
That music was pretty cool!
bayushi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 12:24
bayushi
Thank you for the perspective. It goes to show the things that most of us take for granted...
Gamechamp's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 13:16
Gamechamp
Brochoose, that's what I've been saying for years. The government won't listen to me because they're too busy laughing at some funny YTMNDs.
Matthew Mac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 13:44
Matthew Mac
Oh, please. Give me e reason that we shouldn't be there, and make it your own, not some regurgitated BS from TV. Unless you're Iraqi or military, you know nothing about what's going on except whats spoon fed to you by the media.

And you know what? Violence WAS prevalent in the Middle East a long time before we were there. I assume we should just have completely forgot about 9/11 and just said, "Whatever." Then we can start negotiating with terrorists as we lose all credibility. Oh, and how about the irony of using a sceen name based on a character from the military to bash what the military is currently doing?

But then I'll probably be attacked, because the band wagon is SO much fun to be on. And you know what else? We never should have pulled out of Vietnam when we did, and military analysts (not in the military) recognize that fact, so flame me about that, too.
stagl's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 14:51
stagl
witty retort!
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 15:42
brad drac
Matthew Mac, you are a turd sandwich. Over three coalition troops dead with very little accomplished. Fuck knows how many iraqis(over fifty thousand recorded, a hell of a lot more besides). For what, exactly? To depose a tyrant? Bullshit. Ignoring the fact that the US trained and armed sadam's troops, and basically put him in charge in the first place, what about all the other equally evil dictators that the US is ignoring because they agree to sell them oil? Don't mistakenly believe that this war is in any way whatsoever a humanitarian venture. It is about the US trying to expand its empire. If you support that goal to any end, then your opinion is moot in my eyes.

Also, enough with the 9/11 bullshit. That was committed by afghani terrorists. They had no connection at all to sadam or his people. It has no relevance to the iraqi war whatsoever. I'd go so far as to say it had little relevance to the afghani war either(attacking a country because terrorists are from their is just retarded, it'd be like the UK carpet bombing dublin because of IRA attacks), but that's a different topic.

Being anti iraqi war is being on a bandwagon in the same way as liking oxygen or not wanting to be stabbed in the eye.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 15:44
brad drac
Hrn, *three thousand coalition troops.
Bleh.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 15:56
Joseph Leray
Not to mention that 9/11 was committed by Saudi Arabians to boot, not even Afghanis (at least, primarily). I wonder if someone would like the take the time to explain to me what our business in Somalia is? kthx
Matthew Mac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 16:00
Matthew Mac
I'm surprised that you seem to know so much about Iraq. How many times have you been there? The point isn't to cure it, that'll never happen. But if we're there, fighting those idiots (terrorists, not Iraqis) on their own ground, then we're not fighting them here. Thats the whole point, no matter what anyone says.

I've had plenty of friends die, and lost count of the times it was almost me, so don't try to bring the troops into it. Don't fucking speak for me, or any of the other troops. Anyone in the (American) military today has either enlisted, reenlisted, or been commisioned after the shit in the middle east started, so they know exactly what they are getting into.

I'm all for going after the other "tyrants" but we don't sell them oil. I thought the supposed point of this war was so we get oil, has that changed now? The war is not humanitarial, it's protecting our best interests, and take that however you will, its true, get over it.

I'm tired of this bullshit of people going out to cheer at parades, or havign some yellow ribbon flying in their yard, or on their car, then they spit on the people that trying to protect them, whether they realize it or not.

Rest assured, some of my friends are in the ground so you don't have to be, and its a good thing they can't ask for thanks, cause they sure don't seem to be getting any. Fuck you.
Matthew Mac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 16:01
Matthew Mac
I know there're typos, whatever.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 16:05
Joseph Leray
No one's said anything about any troops in Iraq. Spartan's original comment that drew so much ire was "We shouldn't be there." That is, in no way, soldier-bashing, but more administration bashing. Nobody in their right minds doesn't respect the hell out of every military man/woman, but that's not the issue. Support of troops and support of warmongering administration are synonymous.

I vote to drop the issue, and STFUAJPG. The piece is about how hard it is to game in a warzone, not a soapbox for either side of the war.
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 16:05
Joseph Leray
aren't synonymous*

also: http://www.digg.com/gaming_news/It_s_tough_being_a_gamer_in_Baghdad
Matthew Mac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 16:11
Matthew Mac
Yeah, sorry. I'm going to go fart around with Viva Pinata.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 16:23
brad drac
Fuck this, that's not worth a well thought out response. Those 500,000 iraqis dead weren't terrorists. All this pointless invasion is doing is creating a whole generation of iraqis who will despise the US with every fiber of their being. They will be the terrorists.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/11/2007 16:27
brad drac
I'm also in the STFUAJPG camp, started typing that before that post. I just get so damn pissed off about how little people seem to care about their fellow man. Consider it dropped.
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