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Badass of the Month Club: Igor

4:20 PM on 06.17.2009   |   Dale North

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[Time once more for the Badass of the Month Club, wherein the staff highlights a character or industry figure of noteworthy badassery.]

There he sits, silent, smug, smiling, with the crooked fingers of his hands crossed and his skinny legs folded. He projects an air of importance and knowledge, yet still seems to be an approachable individual, despite his unconventional looks, which manage to come off as both sly and wise. His pointed ears and bushy eyebrows seem to fall just beyond the bounds of what could be considered normal human features. Oh, and his nose. His nose is so unnaturally long that it could be considered perverse.

He sits on a vintage couch lined with plush violet velvet, in front of a table lined with the same material, set on a carpet of the same. This otherworldly Velvet Room is the only place you'll find this man, alongside his lovely and elegant assistant. They both wait for you in place that you can only guess is beyond sleep, beyond consciousness. 

This is the only time you'll meet with Igor.

We have no need for the muscle-bound, gun/sword toting brute meatheaded club members, as there's too many already. How about an intellectual for a change? How about a Badass whose depth comes from his character and not his physical ability. That's the Persona series' Igor for you.

There's no point in telling Igor anything. You see, he probably already knows. He knows what's going to happen to you and he knows what you've already done. He's like your own personal big-nosed Santa Claus, except for instead of giving you gifts, he gives you demons.

How does Igor know everything? Who knows. He's certainly not letting on, and he's not the type that would even let you know what's going to happen to you anyway. While he hasn't said much on the topic, he seems to be serving a higher power, and you kind of get the feeling that he's not allowed to divulge much. Series fans might remember the masked man at the beginning of the first Persona game; that man is believed to be Igor's boss. But he's a butterfly, and nowhere near the badass that Igor is.

Igor in his office.

What makes Igor so great? How about the power he commands over every beast and devil ever? He has some command over time and space, and he does it all while seated. The persona you collect on your quests can be taken to him to be whipped up into something bigger and better. And the end result? His creations? He's like a short-order cook in speed, but a prize-winning chef in quality. You can't question the badassness of a being that can create Beelzebub, Lucifer, and Satan, among others. Or, if you're a goody two-shoes, someone called Messiah. He may be a scrawny old man, but I don't think you'd want to mess with someone that can conjure these forces with only cards and a velvet lined table.

Butterfly/mask man must be impressed with the work Igor has done in the past few Persona episodes, because there seems to be some side benefits that have trickled down to the Velvet Room's proprietor. While he used to work alone, Igor now has lovely assistants. First, he was aided by the delicious Elizabeth in Persona 3. Later, in Persona 4, he was joined by the lovely Margaret. Both acted as personal assistants to Igor, doing what used to be his work, leaving him the time to kick back and relax and listen to his favorite piano and vocal song on repeat. Oh, and did you know that Igor has a fully-stocked limousine now, complete with ride-in assistant? He sure has worked his way up the corporate ladder. Sure beats working from an elevator!

Such a badass. Look at him!

In the end, Igor is a well-dressed (nice suit, pocket square, tie), large-living power player that works for some crazy mega-deity that makes sure he gets the hottest secretaries and best offices ever. Forget the whole full command of time and space thing: I mean, the guy's got the best eyebrows in the business, hands down. And his nose. Can't forget the nose.

You know what they say about guys with big noses, right?








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Dale North is Destructoid's Editor-In-Chief, a founding editor, and specialist in Japanese gaming. An accomplished musician, Dale was reporting from Japan during the earthquakes of 2011. Luckily, he got the fuck out alive and is home in America now with his wife and beloved corgi, Einstein. Dale is also a co-founder of Destructoid's sister anime site Japanator. Likes Corgis, Sega Saturn, PSP, iPhone, Photographic tools. Meet the rest of the team



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's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 16:22
Clint
Fuck him, he just messed up my perfect Cyble fusion with an accident :(
Harris Hatsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 16:22
Harris Hatsworth
What game is that last picture from? Persona 2?
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 16:34
A New Challenger
And his voice is quite cheerful, with only the slightest hint of malevolence as he keeps reminding you about that vague damn contract.
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 16:34
phantomile
I totally agree. He's always just chilling there like he's having fun helping you fuse shit while he couldn't care less about the fate of the world.
that1dude24's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 16:43
that1dude24
@ Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
I'm actually surprised. I played persona 4 the whole way through to the best ending, and not once did he have an accident.
In Persona 3 on the other hand, he seemed to mess up whenever I didn't have a social link. >:(
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 16:53
Vanilla Gorilla
He makes me wish I had a velvet room of my own. One that is reminiscent of an elevator that continually ascends into the heavens for an infinite amount of time.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 17:28
garison
Good choice Dale :) Igor is definitely a badass :)
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 18:01
Darren Nakamura
Big nosewarmers?
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 18:07
Naim Master
He sometimes fail , has the hottest secretarys around but never did IT with them, has a striking resemblance to Prince and is subordinate to a man with a butterfly in his face. Your entry was nullified.
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 19:03
Dale North
@Im OK - hahahah.
A New Challenger's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 19:40
A New Challenger
Sometimes fusion accidents are beneficial! Although I think that happened for me in Nocturne and not Persona 3, where I got a new demon a few levels above my current level (which isn't normally possible.) Might've happened in both, though.
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 20:19
eternalplayer2345
Dale north wrote about persona? I'm shocked! <3 you dale. I never really paid attention to Igor but I will now!
BulletMagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 20:51
BulletMagnet
Considering that he's the header to my blog, I think it's safe to say I concur.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 21:09
Bob Muir
Um, I know Persona 3 and 4 are more popular, but I'm playing through Persona 2 (both halves) right now, and you seem to be misrepresenting Igor's nature a bit. I'm not sure about the first game, but he's had assistants since Persona 2 - three in fact: a demon painter, a singer, and a pianist. Igor was the leader, but they all worked together to help you summon your personas.

And as for his boss, Philemon? Even though he doesn't appear that often, I wouldn't downplay his importance. Igor is the more likeable and iconic character (and more badass), but Philemon has much more significance. His name is a reference to a character in Carl Jung's mind, a "spirit guide." Jung questioned whether he was less than sane, but came to the conclusion that Philemon represented a force that wasn't quite himself, but resided in his consciousness, opening the way for his theory of collective unconsciousness. In this regard, the character of Philemon, who would give you your "important" or "canonical" personas, has actual meaning, while Igor is just a cool character who has less meaning.

At least, that's what I've gathered so far. I'm playing both halves of Persona 2, and have 3 and 4 waiting for me later this year. It just irks me to see so much focus on the recent installments and see little love or recognition for what I consider to be a stunning story so far.
Robbo the hood's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 21:47
Robbo the hood
"Yet still seems to be an approachable individual, despite his unconventional looks, which manage to come off as both sly and wise". Not even close, he looks like the crypt keeper or some evil gremlin goon. That description is pretty baffling, it sounds completely fabricated.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 22:27
Colette Bennett
Oooh, perfect choice. I love this smug son of a bitch!
Sterling Aiayla Lyons's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 23:26
Sterling Aiayla Lyons
Igor, the long nosed fortune teller. Nice pick indeed.

Now lets talk a bigger badass. Victor, the vampiric, time travelling/immortal/dimension hopping, demon fusing, weapon making, electric harnessing, mad scientist, pirate, captain, person from the Devil Summoner series.

Sterling Aiayla Lyons's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/17/2009 23:33
Sterling Aiayla Lyons
Umm...large pic is large. Sorry about that. Didn't upload it myself.
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 03:04
Aurain
Where's Philemon?

Always look for the Blue Butterfly -_0

Igor's a bad-ass. He's such a Bad-ass that he fucks up my fusions all day, in full knowledge that I'm going to reload and make him do it again because he's a useless bastard, and he fucks it up again.

I once chucked in 3 crappy level 65-70 Persona and got a kick-ass Satan through his fuck up once though, so It's not all bad.
StMcDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/18/2009 12:11
StMcDuck
Dude was indeed a badass in Persona 3 (I have 4 but haven't gotten around to it yet). I especially loved Elizabeth's side missions, with her discovering all sorts of mundane things for the first time. Makes one wonder where these people come from...
Zen Albatross's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 22:59
Zen Albatross
MY NAME... IS CHESTER COBBLEPOT!

Zen Albatross's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2009 23:02
Zen Albatross
OH SHIT HIS NAME WAS OSWALD COBBLEPOT FUCK
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