Miami. It has beaches. We often go on long walks along the marina with our coked-up mustached unicorns, collecting seashells and avoiding used condoms and needles. It's a beautiful, multi-cultural smorgasborg.
This morning we stumbled upon a message in a bottle containing a VHS tape with a note scribbled on a tobacco leaf. It laid out gruesome details of another deadly Russian weapon they may be planning on sneaking into Cuba. The reporter claims that he's seen a simulation of the horror: a hurricane generator powerful enough to hail giant pointy blocks from the sky into neat (but deadly!) rows, causing everything nearby to be pulverized into thin air as more blocks continue to drop until there is nothing left but memories and pain. Children and dogs dead. Fields of rolling sugar cane flattened. Dreams of a capitalist resurgence crushed.
After procuring a VHS player from our local thrift shop we have determined that it was a false alarm. It's just Bacalao talking about Tetris. Video after the jump. It's funnier if you speak Spanish, but it also has subtitles and utilizes the universal communication technique used by the ancients (man boobs and dancing).
i speak spanish as my first language and can barely understand what he says,
he's more like one of those guys born in the US who know very little about
their roots and pretend otherwise to impress the ignorant.
they should stop showing his videos, i find them offensive.
Him having the fan on and his top off after he mentions the rain and hurricane was sorta funny, but otherwise it wasn't really funny at all, though it was better than the previous ones. He deviated from the subject of Tetris too much.
@Saku
What Nanbu said. People are free to give their opinions so don't expect every comment on a blog post to be about how awesome the content of the blog is, because not everyone will feel that way.
In every post I see people saying "It's much funnier if you understand Caribbean Spanish." Could someone please elaborate on that? I don't mean that as an insult, I'm just genuinely curious about the jokes flying over my head due to a lack of knowledge.
I like the concept, I just think the execution is kinda lame, kissing a fan and acting hurt by it? I can understand why, but it's been done many a time before. There should have been more about tetris and less about making out with fans I think.
Anyway, I can see why people like it, and I can see why people don't like it. Nuff said. I too want the answer to what Char said.
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6:20 PM on 07.21.2009
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Best one yet. I know so many people who are just like this...
Doesn't make sense if people didn't like the first one, they watch the other ones. Save your comments, we don't give a shit. :)
he's more like one of those guys born in the US who know very little about
their roots and pretend otherwise to impress the ignorant.
they should stop showing his videos, i find them offensive.
And these just keep getting worse and worse, not that they where good to begin with but they've been on a sharp decline since.
@Saku
What Nanbu said. People are free to give their opinions so don't expect every comment on a blog post to be about how awesome the content of the blog is, because not everyone will feel that way.
I think I want an extended remix of him just singing.
desde venezuela!
See my previous comment.
I like the concept, I just think the execution is kinda lame, kissing a fan and acting hurt by it? I can understand why, but it's been done many a time before. There should have been more about tetris and less about making out with fans I think.
Anyway, I can see why people like it, and I can see why people don't like it. Nuff said. I too want the answer to what Char said.