Señor Luigi Santa-Rosa Bacalao, our intrepid video game connoisseur from Havana Cuba, is a man who loves American flavors. He spit-cleans his 1958 Buick Special (he only owns a fender, so far) hand-oils his 1897 J.W. Emerson stand-up 3-way oscillating fan, and the smell of opulant capitalism: sixty five George Washingtons concealed in deep in mattress -- almost enough to restore the M24 Chaffee he dug up in the yard.
Luigi also loves another great import from Uncle Sam: ghetto-ass boxing. It reminds him of the days when his father would beat him and lock him in a yard full of fighting roosters for the entertainment and financial support from spectating neighbors. It was all fun and educational until the 2-year old lightweight phenomenon began biting off the heads of chickens and threatened to defecate and rape people's wives, adopting advanced boxing techniques from American heavyweight champions. Years later Mike Tyson's Punch-Out! found it's way into his office and has rekindled his love of boxing, black women, and their furious fighting spirit.
I think this satire won't work in this page as many don't seem to share the culture with latin americans, it is really funny to listen to his lexic while comprehending the spoken spanish.
God, i have a ok spanish for reading, but when there is talking... the shit hits the fan.
Bacalao isn't drugged enough in this video, give him more good ol' coke.
To the people saying that it's better if you understand Caribbean Spanish, could you please elaborate? I'm not insulting the guy, I'm just curious about what jokes are being lost in translation or flying over my head.
@ Exquisitor
Just because someone can't do something better, doesn't mean they can't like something.
I have no clue how to build, or even fix a car, but I know when a car is horrible.
I can hardly cook without a recipe, but I know when food tastes aweful.
I can't film a movie, but I know when a movie wasted 2 hours of my time.
I'm not a stand up comedian, but I don't require a math formula to figure out if a stand up comic made me laugh or not.
Telling someone "I would like you see you do better" is the dumbest, most arrogant shit in the world. Did you tell Jim Sterling that you want to see him make a better game than inFamous after he reviewed it? I highly doubt you did. And unless you say that to every reviewer that doesn't give an outstanding review to every game, then you're a hypocrite.
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One of them was Bacalao: it was pretty badass.
Bacalao isn't drugged enough in this video, give him more good ol' coke.
I love these, but I guess you just gotta have the right background to appreciate it.
Seriously though... keep making these, they're awesome.
Just because someone can't do something better, doesn't mean they can't like something.
I have no clue how to build, or even fix a car, but I know when a car is horrible.
I can hardly cook without a recipe, but I know when food tastes aweful.
I can't film a movie, but I know when a movie wasted 2 hours of my time.
I'm not a stand up comedian, but I don't require a math formula to figure out if a stand up comic made me laugh or not.
Telling someone "I would like you see you do better" is the dumbest, most arrogant shit in the world. Did you tell Jim Sterling that you want to see him make a better game than inFamous after he reviewed it? I highly doubt you did. And unless you say that to every reviewer that doesn't give an outstanding review to every game, then you're a hypocrite.
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Now he has at least one , wich already makes him clearly win over you .