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Bacalao! Duck Hunt

6:20 PM on 05.26.2009   |   R3Y GUTI3RR3Z


Cuba's biggest video game critic just mailed us his newest video review: Duck Hunt is the latest gaming craze on the island, and Luigi Santa Rosa Bacalao is not short on enthusiasm. We tried our very best to translate the joy and terror Bacalao experiences as he seeks spiritual guidance from the Gods to battle the ducks trapped inside his television while also coming to terms with the murder of his old lady.

Hit the jump to start the show.

 

Missed the first episode? I pity the fool. Check out Bacalao: Super Mario Brothers.

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Credits: Bacalao is a collaboration/afterbirth of Rey Gutierrez and Roberto "Gecko" Bueno made with love exclusively for the Dtoid Community. Check out more of Gecko's original videos at SFX-360. We do not condone violence against patos.








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YEAH-YA's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 18:26
YEAH-YA
pacheco pacheco
Jonikiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 18:36
Jonikiro
AMAZING!
Mikular's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 18:39
Mikular
Lovely stuff, keep it up!
Phantom Spaceman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 18:39
Phantom Spaceman
I like Bacalao's aiming skills.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 18:45
Kraid
the part when he spoke Spanish was my favorite part.
TheTaj's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 18:48
TheTaj
bacalao = salty cod fish

and failure. This was pretty funny actually.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 18:48
taumpytears
That Rey Gutierrez chick is hot.
w4ffles's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 18:50
w4ffles
Makes me want to go grab my light gun.
Jesse Cortez's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 18:50
Jesse Cortez
Hilarious...I used to talk into the fan when I was a kid....Keep it up!
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 18:53
HiddenAHB
Thanks for saving us from ignorance Bacalao!

PS: Power to 3rd world gamers!
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 19:00
Danzflor
Fan BJ xD loved it

Killing lessons...Sweet
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 19:00
Samit Sarkar
No me gusta el perro.
sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 19:05
sickNasty
Jump cuts and speaking Spanish quickly. Comic genius.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 19:15
Brian Szabelski
Me gusta Bacalao! Get him on a boat to the U.S. pronto!
obby's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 19:35
obby
Santeria gods, not voodoo gods, you insensitive clod.
Brandnamecommercial's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 19:37
Brandnamecommercial
'I think it has spirits' made me chuckle. Keep this up ese.
Sleepyperson's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 19:41
Sleepyperson
Not as good as the other one.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 20:00
CelicaCrazed
Pretty great!! I am enjoying these.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 20:14
B-Radicate
(Cuban) words escape me.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 20:17
Colette Bennett
Dear Gecko,

I love you.

Sincerely,

Colette Bennett
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 20:22
Niero
¡Azuca!
rpbowlinggod's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 20:41
rpbowlinggod
brush pwnage FTW!!
Ogu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 20:53
Ogu
Best video series ever.

<cuban>mira chico que eto invento yanqui no lo entiendo</cuban>
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 21:01
Xhumation
@Niero

You know maybe you've figured it out. the gun in duck hunt is possessed by the spirit of Celia Cruz.
Pezdro's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 22:03
Pezdro
Your Translator is playing really fast with the english translation. If you don't speak Caribbean Spanish, you're kind of missing some inspired bits.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 22:06
Naim Master
Still awfull .
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 22:48
Electro Lemon
Tengo un gato en mis ojos.
GECKO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 23:06
GECKO
Thank you Very MUCHO to all!! I LOVE YOU TOO Colette Bennett! And to Niero.. BACALAO! Also Rey you're BEAST BABY. I love you all.
YEAH-YA's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/26/2009 23:12
YEAH-YA
eh, el nego kronic lollic tiene tumbao chico, AZUCAR!
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 00:04
superflossy
whaa? i don't get it... is it cause i'm not like, cuban or whatever? hrm. sorry!
NateT's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 01:28
NateT
In Sovier Russia, Ducks hunt YOU!
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 01:54
smurfee mcgee
Duh Kunt
playahatea45's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 02:04
playahatea45
Best video EVAR!
Fission Mailed's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 06:03
Fission Mailed
Enjoyed the first one more, but still funny. I think you appreciate the humor more if you can speak and understand Caribbean Spanish, much more funny I think.

Also, moar plz lol
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 09:46
Danzflor
@Yeah-Ya

jajaj el Negro tiene tumbao! Azucar!! Azucar!! xD

Good One
AngryJoeShow's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 12:23
AngryJoeShow
This is my Favorite Video Series here on Destructoid! Funny for anyone to watch (Cuban anger is just gold), but its really special if you can understand a bit of Spanish! Love it!

BACALAO!
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 14:23
Los255
10/10

Would (and did) watch again. BACALAO tu eres el mejor!
Pic0o's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 15:28
Pic0o
I just hope the man doesn't O.D. too soon, I'll miss the vids.

Not only did I enjoy the video, but I was reminded of a serious priority;
'LEARN TO KILL PEOPLE'

Thanks again.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 17:23
GohanGVO
I enjoyed the first one more. This one lacked energy (yes, energy).
Haunter66's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 17:37
Haunter66
Bacalao mi hermano!!! eres el mejor en esto de los reviews!!! Abrazos desde México!!
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