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Bacalao! Double Dragon

3:00 PM on 08.18.2009   |   R3Y GUTI3RR3Z



There comes a time in every boys life when they've reached their first milestone into manhood. Take Bacalao's coming of age story with soldiers, tree branches and a Dragon shaped rectum. For many, Double Dragon was their first experience with a side scrolling brawler, but for our Cuban friend from the tropical island, it's something much more -- it's a life changing experience -- which he carries till this day.








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The Prodigal Son's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 15:25
The Prodigal Son
I'm sorry about your brother Bacalao. I'll be your Jimmy.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 15:30
Jim Sterling
BACALAO!
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 15:38
Justice
It was going alright until that soppy story when it suddenly got hilarious, that high pitched voice had made laughing out loud. Good work Gecko.
emotoaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 15:38
emotoaster
HAHAHAHA LOVE THIS SHIT! Keep it up!
EX35's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 15:41
EX35
I approve of this! *thumbs up*
Kaspar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 16:23
Kaspar
*This is an expression of amazement.*
Tony Ponce's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 16:32
Tony Ponce
Awesome.
GECKO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 16:33
GECKO
@justice Thank you!
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:04
Danzflor
RAUUULL!!


BACALAAAAOOO!!

OUCHIS!!

EPICO! ASI DE SIMPLE!
Coldbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 17:35
Coldbrand
Fan fucking, brought to you by Destructoid.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 18:14
Brian Szabelski
Poor poor Bacalao. Someone give him our love and American dollars to spend.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 18:58
DaedHead8
That's the saddest story I've ever heard while laughing.
iconsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 20:21
iconsam
(machete stab)

Love it.
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 21:04
manasteel88
I just cried a little bit...
HuttyLoca's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2009 07:15
HuttyLoca
Awesome as ever... BACALAO!!!
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2009 18:23
de BLOO
BACALAO!!!
Vedicardi2's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/23/2009 20:57
Vedicardi2
please unblock me dtoid youtube account owner ):

what did I doooooooooooooooooo ;-;
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