There's not a lot you can do with a level 1 human baby; they're total newbs. You can't exactly charge into the woods with them, and it will be years of Footsies before he can gain 300 experience pounds and cast Magic Missile on his friends.
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6:02 PM on 07.25.2006
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There's not a lot you can do with a level 1 human baby; they're total newbs. You can't exactly charge into the woods with them, and it will be years of Footsies before he can gain 300 experience pounds and cast 
