12:09 AM on 06.28.2007
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Siliconera spotted a shiny bauble courtesy of Gamesniped upon the grimy, virtual docks of eBay: a replica of Ryu Hayabusa's Dragon Sword signed by ass-connoisseur Tomonobu Itagaki. The sword -- one of three awarded as prizes for the Ninja Gaiden Master Tournament -- was forged via a combination of dark magic, unrivalled skill, and wood.
Of course, a faux-sword alone isn't enough to prove to Britney Gotherboobsfirst that you epitomize the ninja spirit, Billy. You're going to have to start slinking around her house at night, taking MySpace pictures of you and the sword with the contrast turned all the way up, and above all, carry that thing around at school. If there's one thing women respect, it's men who aren't afraid to show up to homeroom with a phallic weapon.
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