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Auto Assault shuttered, ruining future for "Autoerotic Assault" jokes
Kotaku brings us word that NetDevil's vehicular combat MMO, Auto Assault, just crashed head first into the wall of financial viability, killing all passengers and severely wounding the driver. The title, one of the six-hundred MMOs published by South Korean gaming conglomerate NCsoft, was one of the few games to veer away from the standard MMORPG mold by creating a post-apocalyptic combination of Twisted Metal, Death Race 2000, and the single most complex crafting system since, um ... reality. Sadly, the game itself never appealed to the mainstream gamer. While Jimmy Murloc and Suzy Iksar were spending weeks at a time in a world of orcs and elves, Todd Internalcombustion was driving through the desolate wastes of Flashfreeze for hours without seeing anyone else. The apocalypse is supposed to be barren, sure, but without a Master Blaster to rule Bartertown, Auto Assault was the MMO equivalent of masturbation. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Beyond Thunderdome references FTW. I always wanted to try this game out, but MMOs and infants do not go well together. That is, unless you don't mind the mother of your child stabbing you in your sleep. LAME. I was going to kill myself by playing auto assault for 24 straight hours and now my plans are ruined. Hey I still play this, well I did, my account just expired and from the looks of it it probably wont be worth it to re-subscribe. It was a fun game while it lasted and blowing shit up is always good but there were never enough players. The people who enjoyed this game enjoyed it a lot trust me I know I hung out with them all the time. everyone else just kind of ignored this game. Anyways RIP AA since I'm sure you're screwed now. 12:30 PM on 05.23.2013 Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn dated August 27August 27! We finally have a date. Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn is now available for pre-order for both PS3 and PC. Check out the newly revealed Collector's Edition, which comes with tons of neat stuff as well as special...
11:00 PM on 05.22.2013 WildStar 'Paths' system detailed in new dev videoThe Path system in WildStar is the focus of the latest developer video, going into detail about how your character will cater to how you like to personally play. The available Paths are Soldier, Explorer, Scientist, and...
7:00 PM on 05.22.2013 WildStar's Paths accomodate specific MMO play stylesThe new MMO on the block, WildStar, is gearing up for its release this year, and the developers at Carbine Studios are cranking out new details as we near that. As if making choices in MMO games weren’t tough enough, C...
9:00 PM on 05.21.2013 Guild Wars 2 sheds a little off its priceDespite not playing as much Guild Wars 2 as I'd like to, that's okay -- it's not costing me anything. I can continue not playing free of guilt, which is the only way I can do MMO gaming any more, I've realized. ArenaNet has k...
7:30 PM on 05.16.2013 Star Trek Online adds a new preorder ship, goofy clothesStar Trek Online is less than a week out from its latest big free content update, Legacy of Romulus, which, as may be expected, will introduce the playable Romulan Republic faction and a new line of Romulan Warbirds...
6:00 PM on 05.15.2013 Star Wars: The Old Republic customization update now liveBioWare has rolled out "Game Update 2.1: Customization" for Star Wars: The Old Republic. As previously demonstrated, this update introduces the Cathar as a playable race up for purchase at the Cartel Market as well as an Appe...
10:00 PM on 05.14.2013 Survarium alpha offers an early look at gameplayVostok Games' Survarium has resurfaced thanks to the massively multiplayer online first-person shooter's ongoing alpha test. This is the game that always gets mentioned alongside the fun-to-bring-up S.T.A.L.K.E.R., given its ...
6:30 PM on 05.14.2013 The WWII dogfights of War Thunder are headed to PS4Gaijin Entertainment is bringing its free-to-play massively-multiplayer online game War Thunder to PlayStation 4 this holiday season. There's nothing in the way of screenshots for the expanded release, though we do have a te...
12:15 PM on 05.14.2013 Slowly but surely: Rift will become free-to-play in JuneHaving previously put out a lite version of RIFT, Trion Worlds is now committed to introducing a full-fledged free-to-play model for the MMORPG. They're doing it, and doing it well, it sounds like -- "experience the entire g...
6:30 PM on 05.13.2013 ArenaNet is working on a Guild Wars 2 expansion (Update)[Update: Clarifying the comments made during the NCSoft earnings call, a representative reached out to confirm that ArenaNet is still "taking a wait-and-see stance" with regards to a possible Guild Wars 2 expansion. It is, as...
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