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9:01 AM on 07.08.2008

Video Games Live performances now in CD and mp3 form

If you have ever made it out to a Video Games Live show, you would know that it can leave you wanting more. Well, to continue the constant cycle of "first evers" VGL is giving you the option to purchase the "Fi...

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10:31 AM on 06.28.2008

Alone on 4th of July? Dtoid can help!

If you haven't heard, MillionManLan 7 is quickly approaching, and the deadline to sign up is Monday at 8 PM. It is a great event for gamers and promises to be an awesome weekend. So sign up here right now, and stop lying to y...

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7:08 PM on 06.19.2008

Dtoid history: Bad idea blooper reel

Look, I drink...and that has a tendency to result in some, let's just say, less-than-industry-standard ideas. For example, at the last Dtoid NARP, I tried to hire both midgets and strippers. Those little bastards make me laug...

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6:04 PM on 06.11.2008

Want to pew pew pew but have no money? Fireteam Reloaded can help you

Good news in the world of video games today: Fireteam Reloaded is up and free for use on the PC. That means two things. #1. No need to email me and ask for Beta keys like I have a magical Beta key pot that never ends. #2...

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7:28 PM on 06.10.2008

Rumortoid: Mega Man 9 in the works? Spacecat tells all

Look, I drink...... and from time to time, I do a little bit of Matlocking. I may not be the best source for rumors, especially considering that I have never ever been correct on anything. However, I am not the source. Spacec...

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9:19 PM on 04.25.2008

Greybush speaks: GTA IV impressions

I know what some of you are thinking -- that I would never write an impressions post about anything before it was released unless I had some inside info, or knew that something bad was about to hit the shelves. So w...

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10:09 PM on 04.06.2008

Rumortoid: The Force Unleashed now has achievements

With all of the Star Wars: The Force Unleashed news and videos hitting the web and TV this week, it is really hard to imagine that even more is available for a game as far off as September. Thanks to a faithful tipster, ...

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3:12 PM on 04.04.2008

Guinness World Records™ hosts classic arcade battle at Barcade

If you live in or near Brooklyn, New York, and love to run your mouth about how you could easily break the world record in Tapper... yes, I am serious, Tapper... then your day in the sun (of which there probably aren't many) ...

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6:57 AM on 04.04.2008

New Call of Duty 4 maps incoming at 9:30 A.M. today

We know that you have waited patiently and finally your reward is here. At 9:30 A.M. EST. the new Call of Duty 4 maps, Chinatown, Killhouse, Broadcast, and Creek will be available exclusively, (even though only a few weeks ah...

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6:59 PM on 04.03.2008

The Force Unleashed gets a release date

Look, I drink...... and from time to time I watch Star Wars like it is was the cure for my disease. So to say this translates over to my gaming habits is almost a no-brainer. Star Wars: The Force Unleashed is a game that some...

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10:01 PM on 03.28.2008

Destructoid returns to Gametrailers TV tonight: This post has links edition

Tonight at 1 AM in your timezone (wherever you may be) Destructoid will have more of its crew on Spike TV's Gametrailers TV via MTV, and I think SpriteTV. Before you get all excited waiting to see Chad, I am sorry. The world ...

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3:31 PM on 03.28.2008

New Prototype screenshots: Hot like fiya!

Since time machines don't exist yet, and you didn't get to play the game early with us at GDC (we only hit you because we love you!), you are just going to have to settle for the fresh screenshots that Vivendi just sent ...

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7:54 AM on 03.14.2008

VGL to perform first video game concert in Mexico this weekend

Video Games Live will be making its way to Mexicali, Mexico this weekend for the first ever video game concert in the country. That may be cool alone, but what will really make this show special? It's in a 7000 seat bullring!...

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3:46 AM on 03.11.2008

Starcraft 2 videos: Start preparing for lack of hygiene!

If yesterdays Starcraft 2 videos from CTZ were a little short for you pleasure, todays videos might give you the money shot that you are looking for. The Zerg are at it again but this time they are taking on the "Most p...

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10:38 AM on 03.10.2008

Rumortoid: Minesweeper coming to XBLA?

I know it may be hard to swallow, but part of you may just want to see it happen. According to a solid tip this morning, the most elaborate PC game of all time, Minesweeper will be making its way to Xbox Live Arcade at s...

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8:41 AM on 03.09.2008

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Errors: More than meets the eye (Update)

[Editor's note: Before panties are bunched, please read the official update/clarification to the following story.] It has been a long and rough journey for those of you waiting to get your hands on Super Smash Brothers B...

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3:52 PM on 02.27.2008

Deadliest Catch Alaskan Storm: Catch crabs like you meant to

Do you like crabs? Do you like catching them? If so, today is your lucky day. Deadliest Catch Alaskan Storm will be making its way to the Xbox 360 and PC sometime this April. If you're a fan of the show on the Discovery ...

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3:32 PM on 02.27.2008

Dtoid Interview: Microsoft's Aaron Greenberg

So, after the hectic schedule of GDC 2008, we got to take a break and sit down with MR. BIG VIP, Aaron Greenberg and talk about what the future holds from Microsoft, such Zune gaming and how the XNA community will give indie...

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8:51 PM on 02.12.2008

Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 coming to PC and Xbox 360

Hungarian gaming magazine PC Guru leaked out April's cover a little early it seems. The magazine might be written in a made up language but the words Red Alert 3 come out as a clear indicator that the game will be making its ...

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4:55 PM on 02.11.2008

Cashwh0re shirts are finally available and you can win!

Destructoid is proud to announce... well, maybe not proud, but, let's say ashamed to admit? We now have Cashwh0re shirts on sale on our marketplace. Stop reading this post and go buy now! At only $14.95 you can't go wrong. Tr...

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10:47 AM on 02.09.2008

The Club: Intro, tutorial and gameplay video

If you haven't had a chance to check it out, here is a quick video showcasing the cinematic intro,  in-game tutorial, and gameplay from Bizarre Creations and Sega's The Club. The game launches on Febuary 19th for th...

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11:45 PM on 02.08.2008

GTA4 details, and why I'm not posting them

As you may have noticed, Destructoid has not posted the Achievements yet for GTA4. We also, retracted a little bit of Nick's rumor post earlier and have not added anything else concerning the story or gameplay. Now the questi...

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3:57 AM on 02.01.2008

Destructoid Preview: Poker Smash - Now with 50% more release date per serving

Void Star Creations has broken the seal and announced the release date for Poker Smash coming to XBLA. Next Wednesday you can try out a game that I have to say, I really didn't expect to love so much. Created by 4 men in...

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7:52 PM on 01.18.2008

Lanwar 40 is here and Dtoid will be there

This weekend in Louisville Kentucky, Lanwar is having its 10 year anniversary and its 40th event. The event itself is already sold out to game, but it is in fact open and free to the public to attend.Your very own Orcist...

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6:02 AM on 01.17.2008

Dtoid contest: Win Tabula Rasa with a contest idea?

Have you been wanting to check out Richard Garriott's Tabula Rasa on the PC, but your bank account just wont let you? Well, Destructoid can help you out. Let my personal stupidity help your gaming collection get bigger. Win a...

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1:50 AM on 01.17.2008

Coolmasters new CMX cases make gamers drool

In the PC gaming world, there are about a million choices on what case to buy. Do you buy a store bought PC? Not me. Do you build it? Of course. Do you cut and slave to mod out your own case so that you have something origina...

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10:20 PM on 11.28.2007

Activision CEO says that all consoles need to be $199 or less

Activision's Ceo Barry Kotick might know something that we don't. It seems that he has made some really bold statements in a recent interview with Rueters news concerning the future price points of all three current generatio...

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1:59 PM on 11.28.2007

Destructoid Hands-On: Greybush vs. Omega 5, an upcoming XBLA shooter due Winter

Publisher's note: Destructoid is launching our own embedded player in the next coming months, and with that we'll be bringing you a lot more exclusive video content of gameplay, interviews, and hands-on impressions from our D...

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6:30 PM on 11.20.2007

Mass Effect special on Sci-Fi tonight

Mass Effect is finally upon us, and some of you may still be on the fence about whether or not it is the game for you. Well, to help answer that question, the Sci-Fi Channel has a half hour long special airing tonight at...

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2:52 PM on 11.14.2007

ScrewAttack takes a look at PS3 exclusives ... Yeah, I know (Audio NSFW)

It has been out for a year and has a massive library of exclusive games, and by massive I mean I have been in Chad's Jeep with more people (This sad joke is actually true). It is the PSTriples. Our friends at ScrewAttack show...

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3:30 PM on 11.05.2007

Living the Dream: Meet GH3 band, Furry Revolution

Look I drink... and from time to time, I spout off an idea that only God could make happen. Meet Furry Nation, Furvolution, Furry Revolution. They are the first Dtoid Guitar Hero band and the first one I have ever heard ...

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5:33 AM on 10.30.2007

Nerdcore Alert! The 2008 calendars are here

Look I drink...and the one thing that I like more than drinking is nudity and video games. The awesome people at totallynerdcore(nsfw) have cranked out another amazing calender for 2008 that will fulfill those needs...

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7:05 PM on 10.15.2007

Dtoid Contest: Win a Hellgate: London lifetime membership!

Lifetime Membership! Say it with me, life...time...member...ship! Do you love Hellgate: London? Do you think you might play it for a long time? Well, Destructoid really has something that you might want. A founders membership...

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1:41 AM on 10.15.2007

Contest: Do you like Hell, Gates, and Betas?

If the buzz is a real indicator, it really looks like Hellgate London is going to be a big game. One of the most common questions that I get asked is. "Hey Ron, can you please ban WiiSucks from Dtoid?" The seco...

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3:34 AM on 10.14.2007

Official Cosplay contest at E for All

Are you tired of dressing up as Sailor Moon and dancing in your mom's basement? (Ted) Has the fun of dressing your dog up as Zan, and playing Wonder Twins faded away? Dtoid's close friends and Community homies, Aktrez, Virtua...

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11:40 PM on 10.09.2007

Big Brother is back on Xbox Live

It appears that Microsoft might be making another run at cutting down on dirty gamertags. Last night around 9 o'clock, another Live bomb hit, permanently separating some gamers from their beloved names. Dtoid's...

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9:47 PM on 09.27.2007

Dtoid exclusive: Universe at War extended trailer

Would someone please build a flux capacitor so I can travel one month ahead in time and play this damn game already? Is that to much to ask? Until then, I bring you a Dtoid exclusive video of Universe at War (extended trailer...

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5:50 PM on 09.24.2007

Dragon War 3 is the greatest thing evar! (Audio NSFW, but watch anyways)

Hey stupid! Are you ready for the release of the most anticipated game in the last three months? It has 69.1 channels of nipple bleeding sound, three times the amount of the polygons, and 64 player multiplayer but only ...

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12:26 AM on 09.24.2007

Greybushtainment: Dave's not here man

Look I drink...and this results in a lot of apologies. Be it to a Catholic Bishop, AOL, or the shopping cart I "allegedly" molested at Wal-Mart. But, I have never ever apologized with a bag of marijuana cigarettes.&...

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11:26 PM on 09.22.2007

The Halocaust. The futares si real!

I told you about winning the Halo's and you all called me crazy. There is nothing you can do to stop it. It's on the internet and cannot be changed. After watching this video, you will only be able to think one thing... Prai...

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