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I'm a jackass of all trades. I've plugged my brain into net to create info-taining videos about video games for you and your friends to consume with your lovely faces.
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3:00 PM on 10.22.2014

We wanted to play 'Ninja Mystery,' the game inside 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Max and I are really getting goofy on Bacardi and Vitamin Water in this portion of our live playthrough of 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. We discover an awesome arcade cabinet called Ninja Mystery in the game. We also talk abou...

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5:30 PM on 10.21.2014

Pay phones are swear stores in 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Max and I are getting steadily more drunk in this segment of our 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand livestream. We get a little drunkenly political, considerably more stupid, and start to wonder if Nick Robinson will ever show up.

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8:00 PM on 10.20.2014

We learned Fiddy doesn't need to move his mouth to swear in 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Watch the slow progression of our drunken stupidity as we continue to trudge through 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand. In this segment, I try to make my Bacardi and Vitamin Water cocktail less terrible with lime juice, sadly to no avail. Then Max and I poop a bunch of nonsense from our mouths, as usual.

Bill Zoeker

7:00 PM on 10.20.2014

We don't recommend eating a whole turkey before you play Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

Max and I round out the first hour of Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel with groggy, terrible jokes. We also talked about the mysteries of Boz Scaggs. And... stuff.

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5:00 PM on 10.18.2014

We formed a gang called Youngsters With Gumption while playing 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Max and I got drunk and played 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand on Destructoid Twitch channel, because we’re idiots. In this installment, the boys discuss Eazy E, Rocky IV, Obie Trice, and ghetto workout videos.

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9:00 PM on 10.16.2014

We played 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand and drank the world's worst cocktails

A little while ago, Max and I decided that the best use of our time would be to get absolutely sh*thouse hammered drunk and play 50 Cent: Blood On The Sand on the Destructoid Twitch channel, and because we want to share th...

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5:30 PM on 10.16.2014

I think I started developing Space Madness playing Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

Max and I finally made it to Pandora's moon, Elpis, in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel. We're really spacing out at this point, but luckily I was bringing bad jokes and impromptu singing in full effect.

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4:30 PM on 10.15.2014

Max got turned on by my sexy cowlady in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

Max and I continue to grope around blindly in Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel. Hear us talk about space-related camp movies, and make NBA Jam references. Then Max gets really horny about videogames. Oh, and we shoot psychopaths or whatever...

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5:30 PM on 10.14.2014

I whipped everyone in the first 15 minutes of Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

Max and I jumped into Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel so we could hang out with Sp'Australians (Space Australians), and look for Moon Wizards. Max doesn't really care for Borderlands, but I'm a big old dork for it. At least we can agree it's more interesting than Destiny.

Bill Zoeker

11:30 AM on 10.14.2014

Here's 26 minutes of Far Cry 4 gameplay with commentary

Max and I got a chance to dick around in an almost-finished build of Far Cry 4, but unfortunately Max went home sick with an earache, so here's my playthrough, along with my impressions. And Max's dumb jokes.

Bill Zoeker

11:00 AM on 10.14.2014

Here's 5 particularly weird things in Far Cry 4

Max was poring through some new Far Cry 4 footage and spotted a few things that he didn't quite understand. Here's his top picks of interesting things he can't explain, because this game isn't out yet and we thought you might want to see some of it because this is a videogame website, you clown.

Bill Zoeker

1:00 PM on 10.11.2014

On Just Saiyan, we may be playing Dragon Ball, but we're thinking about Demolition Man

Max and I are beating up clones of General Metallitron in Dragon Ball: Advanced Adventure, and talking about licensed videogames, and how, at any given moment, you should probably be watching Demolition Man.

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6:30 PM on 10.09.2014

I don't know why we talked about grocery stores on Just Saiyan

On our journey through Dragon Ball: Advanced Adventure, Max accidentally pulled off a special move I didn't even know was in the game, which confounded and upset me. Also, we talked about The Warriors and grocery store subsidiaries because we have idiot brains.

Bill Zoeker

5:30 PM on 10.07.2014

Just Saiyan is back with more Dragon Ball Advance Adventure!

Max and I were finally able to resume our series of playing Dragon Ball games, and talking about which Dragon Ball characters are cool and sexually attractive. This is the first of many more to come, so enjoy... unless you don't like Dragon Ball, in which case; why did you click a post with "Saiyan" in the title?

Bill Zoeker

3:45 PM on 10.04.2014

We're playing 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand live on Twitch!

Max Scoville and I thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and play 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand, so we decided we will do exactly that, and stream it for you to watch live. We're stupidly drinking Bacardi and Vitamin Water in Fiddy's honor.  You can watch the stream here, or in the video player below.

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5:30 PM on 10.03.2014

Destructoid's Twitch channel is ready to come back and get the diamond skull

As some of you may recall, we took a break from streaming on Twitch.TV. There was a lot of reasons for the temporary halt in production, but we're ready to make a comeback.  We've had some time to mourn our trail-blazing...

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