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-Super Meat Boy regarding Super Meat Boy

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Twitter - TubaticPrime

Highlights from my blog include:

-2010 Sucked: Fable III Exemplifies the Year in Disappointement*Promoted Blog
-Keep It Complicated, Stupid
-What Wii Gaming is Like for Me*Promoted Blog
-I, The Author: How I Stole the Declaration of Independance*Promoted blog



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Way of The Samurai, Shadow of the Colossus, Castle Crashers, Jet Grind Radio, ICO, Super DodgeBall, Canabalt, FTL, Final Fantasy VI and X-Com are some of the finest games ever made in ever

Xbox Live: Tubatic
PSN: Tubatic
Wii Console Code: 3554-2775-5012-0810
Tatsunoko Vs Capcom Code: 2107-0561-3043
Brawl Friend Code: 1762-2359-5359 "Tbatc"

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Players can elect to summon "cartoony" versions of bats, bombs, guns, and flamethrowers. These types of items can be used to destroy objects or even other summoned items (e.g., a club can be used to hit an animal; steak can be attached to a baby to attract lions; rockets can be lobbed at a man).

-From the ESRB description of Scribblenauts

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"Right after getting back to Japan, [Miyamoto] suddenly said: "You know we're including golf now." Apparently he'd stated in an interview that this time round golf shots would be determined by the backswing, even though at that time a golf game didn't exist in any shape or form!"

-A Nintendo Staffer explaining why Golf was added to Wii Sports Resort

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"I have seen the Summa that everyone talks about. And I want to pour gasoline on him and cut off his ear. "

-Pendleton21 after listening to the disavowed Podtoid 94: So Baller

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"question, did you play with controller or keyboard?

because controller is unplayable"
-Luc Bernard re: the first release version of Eternity's Child on Steam

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"Just because u like a game doesn't mean u have to give it a high score"
-excerpt from the epic trolling on the Prototype review, inFamous/Protoype Wars, June 2009

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8:00 PM on 05.14.2011

Filling in the blanks: Inferred narrative in small games

[Community member Tubatic compares games big and small to find out how much of a game's story should be left up to our imagination. Which camp do you fall into? Let us know in the comments! Want to see your own writing on the...

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7:00 PM on 01.27.2011

2010 Sucked: Fable III Exemplifies the Year in Disappointment

[For his musing, Tubatic discusses the multiple issues he had with Fable III, and how they represented the problems he saw in the gaming industry as a whole. If you want to write a musing on this month's topic too, you're run...

Tubatic

1:00 PM on 01.17.2010

What Wii gaming is like for me

[Editor's Note: We're not just a (rad) news site -- we also publish opinions/editorials from our community & employees like this one, though be aware it may not jive with the opinions of Destructoid as a whole, or how our...

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7:00 PM on 11.12.2009

The wrong thing: You pointless Samurai: Agent of Chaos

[Editor's Note: We're not just a (rad) news site -- we also publish opinions/editorials from our community & employees like this one, though be aware it may not jive with the opinions of Destructoid as a whole, or how our...

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5:00 PM on 10.03.2009

Nothing is sacred: Hit Points and damage

[Editor's Note: We're not just a (rad) news site -- we also publish opinions/editorials from our community & employees like this one, though be aware it may not jive with the opinions of Destructoid as a whole, or how our...

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7:00 PM on 07.17.2009

I, the Author: How I stole the Declaration of Independence

[It's time for another Monthly Musing -- the monthly community blog theme that provides readers with a chance to get their articles and discussions printed on the frontpage. -- CTZ]  I never thought I'd meet Button Gwine...

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7:00 PM on 06.30.2009

Untapped Potential: The calculation of situations

[It's time for another Monthly Musing -- the monthly community blog theme that provides readers with a chance to get their articles and discussions printed on the frontpage. -- CTZ]  While trying to come up with a good t...

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3:00 PM on 04.19.2009

Those About to Die: Seven Lessons from the Security Professionals of Mirror's Edge

[It's time for another Monthly Musing -- the monthly community blog theme that provides readers with a chance to get their articles and discussions printed on the frontpage. Also, Happy Birthday, Tubatic!-- CTZ]   L...

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12:00 PM on 01.10.2009

Playing With Others: Silence is golden

[Editor's note: Tubatic talks about not talking in multiplayer games for his Playing With Others piece. -- CTZ]I'm the guy that likes to play multiplayer without voice chat. You know, its not that I don't like peopl...

Tubatic

6:46 PM on 10.31.2008

The FEAR: Criticizing your way out of enjoyment

[Editor's note: Tubatic wants everyone to STFUAJPG. -- CTZ]Sometimes, you seriously need to STFUAJPG. Things are different now that game news comes quicker than once a month or word of mouth. There are shows about videog...

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12:11 AM on 05.21.2008

If you love it, change it: Mega Man

[Editor's note: Tubatic takes a look at the Mega Man series and tells us how he would improve it as part of May's Monthly Musings theme. Adding Ikaruga to just about anything would make it ten times more awesome. -- C...

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