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EA invents new meaning of irony


Nov 10
// RobertSumma
Are you sitting down? I'll wait ... OK. Look what this fool from EA had to say about Gears of War. Keep in mind, we're talking about EA, Electronic Arts: Alain Tascan, general manager for EA Montreal, has revealed that he ...
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Lesson in dickery is lesson in hilarity


Nov 09
// RobertSumma
Holy mother of God do I miss the olden days of CounterSrike, and it's moments like these that leave a tear of joy in my eye. You may find this hard to believe, but back in my college ...
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PS3 launch titles dropping like flies


Nov 09
// RobertSumma
After news earlier today that NBA Live 07 was getting buried on the PlayStation 3, it has now been revealed that Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion won't come out for PS3 gamers until early next year. Originally planned as a launch...
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Miss Video Game submissions rolling in; competition both fierce and pure comedy gold


Nov 09
// RobertSumma
Our very own Faith isn't the only one pining for the Miss Video Game crown. No, there are plenty of other pleasant-smelling thong-wearing females cat fighting for the crown. In fact, all their profiles are now online and ready to be mocked and pleasured to -- all at the same time! I'll have to share with you some of my favorites so far:
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Gears multiplayer changes could make game even more awesomer than it is now!


Nov 09
// RobertSumma
If there's one single flaw in Gears of War for the Xbox 360, it is that the multiplayer matchmaking scrapes the bottom of the evolutionary ladder. By not offering up ranked team play, it goes against the grain of successful...
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PS3 suckage continues; shareholders seen jumping off very tall buildings


Nov 09
// RobertSumma
You know that shiny $600 PC/game console you just bought? Yeah, it's not really done yet. In fact, as soon as you bring that bad boy home you're gonna have to download a software update. What? You don't have online access? ...
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NBA Live 07 cancelled; one more reason not to get PS3 now


Nov 09
// RobertSumma
EA loves money. In fact, they love money so much that they know not to release a title before they can cash in substantially with its release. Thus, the profit gods of Electronic Arts have deemed NBA Live 07 completely unfi...
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Burning Crusade to start taking your money on Jan. 16


Nov 09
// RobertSumma
For those of you who've since put the world of Azeroth and such to bed, it's time to get those credit cards all warmed up because Blizzard announced today that their World of Warcraft expansion The Burning Crusade will fina...
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A video game journo East Coast vs. West Coast war begins now!


Nov 09
// RobertSumma
That's right, I'm throwin' the mutha f*ckin' hammer down! I'm tired of looking at that dapper Kevin Pereira and Geoff Keighley walk around like they own the place. And 1UP guys, I'm talking to you too! Put down that donut L...
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Elite Beat Agents: Watch how much I suck


Nov 09
// RobertSumma
OK, I don't suck that bad, but I do have a few excuses as to why I particularly sucked in these Elite Beat Agents gameplay videos for the Nintendo DS. Number one, I got no sleep last night 'cause I had to get up early for t...
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Deal or No Deal: Get drunk and get girls naked!


Nov 09
// RobertSumma
My hatred for gaming shows and unabashed hatred for all things Howie Mandel prevent me from watching Deal or No Deal on TV, but, the video game version has proven to be something entirely different. And it's not because I c...
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In order to continue to seem mainstream and hip to today's youth market, MTV has announced their second go around with Gamer's Week, or as the hipster Internet dweebs call it, "2.0." OMG, you're so f*cking hip with your fin...

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Diddytoid rocks the PS3 mic


Nov 09
// RobertSumma
Guess who headlined the latest PlayStation 3 party in L.A. last night? That's right, it was Destructoid's favorite media mogul Diddy! Uh, can't stop, won't stop. Mr. Diddy and a gaggle of celebs partied it up in honor of So...
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No shock here, but Contra is broken


Nov 09
// RobertSumma
I don't really understand why every retro XBLA title that comes out has to have some bug or crazy crash or some other malfunction that really shouldn't exist after you plunk down your Microsoft points to buy it. Contra is t...
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Game of the year Elebits delayed


Nov 09
// RobertSumma
My favorite game in the whole wide world, Elebits for the Wii, has been smacked down with the delay stick. Despite previously promised as a launch day title by Konami, it seems that the quality of this stellar title didn't ...
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Spike VGA: Vote early and vote often!


Nov 08
// RobertSumma
So soon after the Democrats just got done pwning the Republicans, here comes along another chance to use your voting power -- this time for a sub-par video game awards show! That's right gamers, it's the Spike TV Video Game...
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Dtoid blowin' up all over your map!


Nov 08
// RobertSumma
Yeah, that's right, we runnin' sh*t now! Well, not really, but we are certainly well on our way. Check out Mr. Kevin P. and Miss Olivia M. as they go ahead and name drop us again. My oh my, we certainly are ridin' dirty now.
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Nintendo fanboyism now in ludicrous speed


Nov 08
// RobertSumma
You gotta love Nintendo fans. No matter what obstacles are in their way, they will overcome them. Come hell or highwater, nothing will ever get them down. Case in point: Despite Gears of War getting all kinds of praise from...

New Far Cry Wii trailer

Nov 08 // RobertSumma
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In case you didn't get enough of this game on the PC ... then the Xbox ... then the Xbox 360, well, the Wii has you covered! Ubisoft continues their FPS Wii drive with this jungle simulator some of us have come to love and some have come to loath. So, after looking at this vid, what do you think?

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Now that GamePro is all up in the new E3's bizznass, the people behind this E3 rebirth want you to name it. And, it's not gonna be a bunch of suits that name it, it's gonna be YOU! Yes you! In fact, if you come up with the ...

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PS3 snags "Best of Innovation" CES honors


Nov 08
// RobertSumma
Take this for what it's worth, but it was announced today that the PlayStation 3 and Sony received a Best of Innovation honor for the Electronic Gaming category by the 2007 CES crew. According to my handy dandy press releas...

Nintendo gave me Yoshi's eggs

Nov 08 // RobertSumma
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After a long long dreary day here in NYC, I finally came back to my office and opened up a wonderful package from Nintendo. As you can see, this sweet (literally) swag package is for Yoshi's Island DS. Check out those yummy eggs. I wonder what they taste like. But should I ruin dinner?

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Worms coming to XBLA


Nov 08
// RobertSumma
Remember back in the day when you used to waste hours playing Worms on the old PC? I know I do. Well, thanks to Team 17, Worms will be making its way back into your belly. And it's the classic 2D version too, not that crapp...
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Rumor: Destructoid mole confirms big Microsoft announcements coming around Nov. 22


Nov 08
// RobertSumma
You know how other Web sites and magazines have their own "mole"? Well, we have our own as well. This person is fairly deep on the inside and will of course, always remain anonymous. But, fear not, our mole is legit. So, al...
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The Burger King gameplay videos have arrived!


Nov 08
// RobertSumma
Here they are boys and girls, just like I promised. All three games are represented here in video form and I must say, after spending roughly 10 minutes total with each so far, that Big Bumpin' is my favorite of the bun...
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The Summa workplace disaster area (update!)


Nov 07
// RobertSumma
Some of you may be curious as to what an esteemed member of the gaming press' desk may look like. Well, I just so happened to have my Lumix handy today and decided to go ahead and give you a peek. See anything special you'd...
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The Burger King games are here!


Nov 07
// RobertSumma
That's right my little chilluns, your favorite gaming journalist just got handed all three copies of the Burger King games -- Big Bumpin', PocketBike Racer, and Sneak King. All three are due to hit your Whopper on Nov. 19 for $3.99 a piece. Wow, this really is the best gaming month eva! More pics after the jump. I will try to have video up later tonight.
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You know, I used to really really care that I didn't get my PlayStation 3 yet. A video like this would just make me go all bat nuts and crap. But now, thanks to my beloved Gears, I really don't care anymore. So, you can keep your PS3 1UP, I don't care! Really I don't. OK, maybe I do care. Where the hell is my PS3 Sony!!!!

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So, after peeling myself away from Gears, I made a visit to Atari today to check out Bullet Witch for the Xbox 360 -- due out in sometime in February. My assumptions of what to expect of the game were merely a mix of this: ...

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Sony poo poos on Microsoft's parade


Nov 07
// RobertSumma
Just as Microsoft got all excited about their deal with Akimbo and the downloadable TV and movie service, Sony comes right in to say, "Uh, no, you suck!" To which Microsoft said, "Wha what? What did we do to you? Wahhhh!" S...

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