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When not protecting the world from the injustices on all things non-awesome, I have some time to play some games. Not much time, but I do what I can. There's a lot of non-awesome in the world, so myself and the rest of the members of Team Awesome stay quite busy.

Also, I live in San Francisco, so if you're in the area or see me around say hi. I promise I won't bite. I work full-time for two different video game related companies. At one I test the vidja games. At the other I do PR for video games. Eventually I will only be doing the PR gig, so I'll finally have some free time in which I can return to hosting RetroforceGO!

I'd tell you the names of the companies, but I think the one I test for would probably have a hissy fit if their legal department knew there was a Destructoid Associate Editor in their testing department ;)


Random bullshit:

I like pizza rolls
Diet Pepsi is win
I have a yellow Cuban pimp suit



I'm Scorpio
SNES was prolly my most favorite system
I have a cape and wear it often
I do not like banana flavored candy of any kind
I drink beer from brown paper bags
Weezer's El Scorcho pretty much describes me
You can always crash on my couch
I flip a coin like Two-face to make decisions






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5:00 PM on 11.06.2009

Madness spreads to Playstation Network, Military style

One of the not so well known retro secrets is that the TurboGrafix-16 was once home to some of the best console strategy games of its time.  Well, at least that's how I remember it. Regardless, it's no secret that Milita...

Dyson

4:20 PM on 11.06.2009

Preview: Rooms: The Main Building

When we were figuring out who was going to cover what game at Hudson's Gamers' Day, one of the titles that we knew very little about (okay, nothing) was listed only as Rooms. Rooms, what's Rooms? Never being too sure about wh...

Dyson

2:20 PM on 11.06.2009

Hudson's bringing back the Bonk

Most gamers can remember the so-called console wars of the 16-bit generation. At the time, each of the console competitors used every advantage they could to show how their system was the right system to own. Along with graph...

Dyson

4:40 PM on 10.14.2009

Dark Void producer: That nauseous feeling is intentional

As of a few days ago, the only things that people seemed to know for certain about Capcom's new IP, Dark Void, is that is has a guy with a jet pack, vertical platforming, and something to do with famous inventor Nikola Tesla....

Dyson

12:00 PM on 10.14.2009

Hands-on Dark Void: Imagine greater than Syfy

The other day, Capcom had an event to help spread the word about Dark Void. While you may have heard about the contest that was announced, the event didn't really lend itself to getting a good idea of what a person can expect...

Dyson

3:53 PM on 06.05.2009

E3 09: Video coverage of Sony's motion controller demo

As reported earlier this week, Sony announced and demonstrated their motion controlling technology for the PS3. While the news, by Internet standards, is now eight billion years old, we still have the video coverage from Sony's conference for you to peruse.Yay!  

Dyson

7:37 PM on 06.04.2009

E3 09: Bethesda and Splash Damage's Brink is the hotness

We clued you in the other day with information about Brink, the FPS heading to systems next year (PS3, 360, PC). What we learned when we saw the demo, though, is that looks freaking awesome.The whole game takes place on float...

Dyson

2:54 PM on 06.04.2009

E3 09: WET hands-on impressions

Although Joseph may not like the title of WET, his article did you give the basics of what the title is about. How does the title look and play, though, is what's important.The demo had three different levels to play through:...

Dyson

1:23 PM on 06.04.2009

E3 09: Shatter for PSN will make Geometry Wars fans happy

It's not that the upcoming title from Sidhe production studio is just like Geometry Wars or its sequel, but it shares many of the same qualities that that make the aforementioned title so enjoyable. Such as, clean game design...

Dyson

2:50 AM on 06.03.2009

E3 09: Woman's Murder Club debut trailer

So there's this game called Woman's Murder Club.  Aside from this title being based on a James Patterson something or other that I've never ever heard of, the trailer is now ready for watching. Why am I writing abou...

Dyson

1:36 AM on 06.03.2009

E3 09: Tekken 6 will have single player Scenario Campaign

When Hamza and I went to the Konami event a ways back, I did a very brief preview of Tekken 6. The reason it was so brief is because at that time there was very little to report on. While that's not a knock on the title in an...

Dyson

3:12 PM on 06.02.2009

E3 09: Sony shows off new motion controller, not SIXAXIS 2

When Sony showed off their SIXAXIS back in the day, it was pretty lame. Still is, actually. But, as Sony is announcing right now at their press conference, Sony has bigger plans for PS3 motion controllers.It may be hard to se...

Dyson

2:21 PM on 06.02.2009

E3 09: Sony announces Resident Evil for PSP and PSP Go

Sony has been rolling out the announcements this morning, and most of them so far are all about portable stuff. Along with the new Metal Gear and Gran Turismo, Sony also announced that the Resident Evil franchise will be comi...

Dyson

12:48 PM on 06.02.2009

E3 09: Shadow Complex footage from the Microsoft conference

A lot of amazing things were shown yesterday at the Microsoft conference, and adding to that long list of snazzy new things is footage for the Xbox Live title: Shadow Complex. Made by Epic Games, the footage of their title lo...

Dyson

5:20 PM on 05.08.2009

Preview: Holy Invasion of Privacy, Badman!

Actually, due to our post character limit I couldn't write the game's entire name up there in the title. The complete name of NIS America's upcoming PlayStation Portable title is: Holy Invasion of Privacy, Badman: What did I ...

Dyson

11:00 PM on 04.29.2009

Namco shows off Magnacarta 2 for the Xbox 360

While Namco Bandai was regaling the gaming press with their line up of titles yesterday, the announcer said, "What kind of Japanese gaming developer would we be if we didn't have an RPG in development?" As an avid f...

Dyson