Hey Australia. How are you? My dream has always been to move to you. I realize it will cost loads of money and I’ll have to leave my mattress at home, but there’s something about your civilization’s funny accent and warm climate that makes me want to be with you.

The reason I haven’t moved to you yet is because the games that your big men don’t bother censoring are expensive and come out really late. I don’t want to wait a decade to get my hands on the latest plastic peripherals or awesome software. I also don't want to go broke if I do decide to buy your late stuff.

But it looks like your receiving something cool and in a timely matter. Kotaku are reporting that the above Killzone 2 bundle is swinging your way on February 26. It contains an 80 gigabyte PlayStation 3, a copy of Killzone 2 and a DualShock controller.

If you keep getting stuff like this Australia, our relationship may work out. Keep building momentum. I like where you’re headed.