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Attention everyone who is buying Left 4 Dead: I have dibs on Zoey photo

Left 4 Dead has been out for a few days now and no doubt many of you have been plowing through hordes of the undead. I adore anything that has to do with zombies and have long planned out my zombie apocalypse survival plan.

I highly respect my fellow editors and would make sure they all were safe during the inevitable day when the dead rise back from their graves, as per my plans. So I’m very happy to see that Anthony, Jim and Conrad all choose Bill, Louis and Francis, respectively. For had they picked my beloved Zoey, well, the sh*t would have hit the fan.

I have dibs on Zoey.

Zoey clearly offers up something the other characters don’t and I believe I’m the only one who truly sees Zoey for the amazing character that she is. Hit the jump to see why I have dibs on Zoey.



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It really turns me on watching Zoey get forced on to the ground and mauled everytime. Yeah, that's pretty much my only reason. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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007's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:36
007
...niiiiice.
Muddy Waterz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:57
Muddy Waterz
Love the music
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 20:10
grafkhun
only on dtoid will an editor staff member post something like this... and get mad props from the community for doing it. hamza, that is exactly why valve but zoey in the game in the first place xD
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 20:30
Hamza CTZ Aziz
MotoRobo: HAHAHAHHA! Nice dude! :D
jackal27's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 21:01
jackal27
YOU'RE A SICK MAN!!
BBC Bapester's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 22:31
BBC Bapester
Super Old Joke Is Super Old
lislislis's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 22:43
lislislis
zoey is sooo cute...
and she's better now, the old zoey was weird and trying too hard to be different.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 01:51
MechaMonkey
Tits or GTFO.
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 07:19
garison
Hahahaha

Worst dibs article yet.
AIex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 09:44
AIex
Aw that made me laugh
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 10:07
mix
So awesome!
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/21/2008 14:24
RAB
be ready for me to look at your ass even more than usual



what?
RyO-Ohki's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/22/2008 01:01
RyO-Ohki
me too , i like zoey , so i cant play as her or else i can see her :D
hjd uk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/24/2008 09:42
hjd uk
The only way to a woman's heart is through her thorax
Bizznet's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/26/2008 10:12
Bizznet
Oh Hamza, you dirty bird.
lucska86's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/27/2008 05:14
lucska86
why this game is not on the ps3?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2009 17:26
Holyetheline
lol you little rascal.
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