2:06 PM on 11.20.2008
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Left 4 Dead has been out for a few days now and no doubt many of you have been plowing through hordes of the undead. I adore anything that has to do with zombies and have long planned out my zombie apocalypse survival plan. I highly respect my fellow editors and would make sure they all were safe during the inevitable day when the dead rise back from their graves, as per my plans. So I’m very happy to see that Anthony, Jim and Conrad all choose Bill, Louis and Francis, respectively. For had they picked my beloved Zoey, well, the sh*t would have hit the fan. I have dibs on Zoey. Zoey clearly offers up something the other characters don’t and I believe I’m the only one who truly sees Zoey for the amazing character that she is. Hit the jump to see why I have dibs on Zoey.
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pretty much the same reason i use her.
I only wish that song was in the game.
perv
Does no one care about picking Zitz? I need someone to play Battletoads with me...
I totally didn't see this coming.
Totally.
Best article EVAR.
Short and to the point. I respect that.
Many thanks to The Young Scot for the video assist.
http://ww2.zombieinitiative.org/
^^ Vital Zombie apocolypse guide ^^
Welp, I guess no one will buy the game since everyone's taken. Now sales will plummet and Valve will have to shut down. Nice work, jerks :(
She is the only character I play as....
Also, gross.
3am Hamza.
3 am.
Only Hamza could give that as a reason and have it go on the front page.
Hamza, I must concede defeat to you. This post was pure unbridled [b]genius[/b[.
Totally dude, sometimes I forget to rescue her.
My boldtype didn't work. That was weird...
You just like her because she has a vagina :P
Gangbangs, sweet, sweet gangbangs....
I call dibs on Chicago Ted.
WOW. Well then. There is a country where you can pay to see that in person. If you pay more you get to take part in the action.
So now dibs have been called on all players by Destructoid staff. Just how do you expect any of us to play with you now? Or was this your plan all along to exclude the general population from your regular sessions?
*Insert Citizen Kane clap here*
I thought I may as well read this, since I've read the rest, and totally didn't expect this
Kudos Mahza
Kudos
I was hoping the body of the post would consist of nothing but the word, "Boobs" but this is an acceptable alternative.
Now who can we play as?
I expected something like this.
But not this.
This is why you are a shark, and we are mere men.
Bravo.
haha, I knew whoever picked Zoey was going to justify it somewhere along the lines of "She has tits"
Well done :D
LoL, I was gonna say something about dibs my ass you just came in late the day everyone was picking characters, but the article totally made up for it.
Incidentally if you are watching the clip without sound you are missing out.
undead bukkake cool
Zoey's clothes getting ripped off mod in 3.....2.....1...
All of these Left 4 Dead "dibs" articles have me laughing my ass off. Good show, Dtoid, good show.
Vore hound
I always call dibs on Zoey, and don't understand the confusion.
In a zombie flick of the old war veteran the annoying asshole, the black guy, and the hot chick
WHO ALWAYS SURVIVES?!?!?!
I was going to comment on how wrong this is...
but suddenly I feel very aroused.
>WHO ALWAYS SURVIVES?!?!?!
Depends on if the hot chick has had sex in the movie.
WIN
I blame Japan for this.
I always chose Zoey as soon as she's available too. The reason? There's a 50% chance that one of my companions is a horny teenager. So when Bill and I are injured and need rescuing, not only do I get helped up, they usually waste a health kit on me as well.
tits!
I saw a ridiculously short blog coming from a mile away. I still lol'ed thanks to that video.
Wow, congrats, I'm not easily offended. But, I just was, on multiple levels.
It was kinda the song that took me over the edge here. That and targeted zombie violence against women. And that it turns you on. Great joke!
Ok, I'm over it.
Saw this one coming.
Saw Hamza cumming.
Awesome article, awesome.
lol
*dances*
hunters definitely get a handful of her
...and that's what "full of win" means.
Great video Hamza.
Hahahahhaa
tentacle porn in L4D
bahahahahaaha
day = made
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