Left 4 Dead has been out for a few days now and no doubt many of you have been plowing through hordes of the undead. I adore anything that has to do with zombies and have long planned out my zombie apocalypse survival plan.
I highly respect my fellow editors and would make sure they all were safe during the inevitable day when the dead rise back from their graves, as per my plans. So I’m very happy to see that Anthony, Jim and Conrad all choose
Bill,
Louis and
Francis, respectively. For had they picked my beloved Zoey, well, the sh*t would have hit the fan.
I have dibs on Zoey.
Zoey clearly offers up something the other characters don’t and I believe I’m the only one who truly sees Zoey for the amazing character that she is. Hit the jump to see why I have dibs on Zoey.
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It really turns me on watching Zoey get forced on to the ground and mauled everytime. Yeah, that's pretty much my only reason.
Yup.
Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
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2:06 PM on 11.20.2008
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I only wish that song was in the game.
Totally.
Best article EVAR.
^^ Vital Zombie apocolypse guide ^^
3 am.
I thought I may as well read this, since I've read the rest, and totally didn't expect this
Kudos Mahza
Kudos
But not this.
This is why you are a shark, and we are mere men.
Bravo.
Incidentally if you are watching the clip without sound you are missing out.
In a zombie flick of the old war veteran the annoying asshole, the black guy, and the hot chick
WHO ALWAYS SURVIVES?!?!?!
but suddenly I feel very aroused.
Depends on if the hot chick has had sex in the movie.
It was kinda the song that took me over the edge here. That and targeted zombie violence against women. And that it turns you on. Great joke!
Ok, I'm over it.
Great video Hamza.
day = made