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Attention everyone who is buying Left 4 Dead: I have dibs on Zoey photo

Left 4 Dead has been out for a few days now and no doubt many of you have been plowing through hordes of the undead. I adore anything that has to do with zombies and have long planned out my zombie apocalypse survival plan.

I highly respect my fellow editors and would make sure they all were safe during the inevitable day when the dead rise back from their graves, as per my plans. So I’m very happy to see that Anthony, Jim and Conrad all choose Bill, Louis and Francis, respectively. For had they picked my beloved Zoey, well, the sh*t would have hit the fan.

I have dibs on Zoey.

Zoey clearly offers up something the other characters don’t and I believe I’m the only one who truly sees Zoey for the amazing character that she is. Hit the jump to see why I have dibs on Zoey.



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It really turns me on watching Zoey get forced on to the ground and mauled everytime. Yeah, that's pretty much my only reason. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:07
falinter
pretty much the same reason i use her.

I only wish that song was in the game.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:08
MrSadistic
perv
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:09
pendelton21
Does no one care about picking Zitz? I need someone to play Battletoads with me...
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:09
Wedge
I totally didn't see this coming.

Totally.

Best article EVAR.
Pacopaco's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:10
Pacopaco
Short and to the point. I respect that.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:10
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Many thanks to The Young Scot for the video assist.
SuperD1984's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:12
SuperD1984
http://ww2.zombieinitiative.org/

^^ Vital Zombie apocolypse guide ^^
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:12
Phoenix Gamma
Welp, I guess no one will buy the game since everyone's taken. Now sales will plummet and Valve will have to shut down. Nice work, jerks :(
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:14
BlindsideDork
She is the only character I play as....
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:14
pendelton21
Also, gross.
The Young Scot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:15
The Young Scot
3am Hamza.


3 am.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:17
NihonTiger90
Only Hamza could give that as a reason and have it go on the front page.
Funky Goodness's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:17
Funky Goodness
Hamza, I must concede defeat to you. This post was pure unbridled [b]genius[/b[.
Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:18
Face
Totally dude, sometimes I forget to rescue her.
Funky Goodness's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:20
Funky Goodness
My boldtype didn't work. That was weird...
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:20
aborto thefetus
You just like her because she has a vagina :P
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:21
The Bez
Gangbangs, sweet, sweet gangbangs....
BrazeGoesMoo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:32
BrazeGoesMoo
I call dibs on Chicago Ted.
lv99ron's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:34
lv99ron
WOW. Well then. There is a country where you can pay to see that in person. If you pay more you get to take part in the action.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:38
The-Excel
So now dibs have been called on all players by Destructoid staff. Just how do you expect any of us to play with you now? Or was this your plan all along to exclude the general population from your regular sessions?
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:39
Fusiontr
*Insert Citizen Kane clap here*


I thought I may as well read this, since I've read the rest, and totally didn't expect this

Kudos Mahza
Kudos
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:41
DinnertimeNinja
I was hoping the body of the post would consist of nothing but the word, "Boobs" but this is an acceptable alternative.
VengefulPenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:44
VengefulPenor
Now who can we play as?
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:45
Tubatic
I expected something like this.

But not this.

This is why you are a shark, and we are mere men.

Bravo.
ran24's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:45
ran24
haha, I knew whoever picked Zoey was going to justify it somewhere along the lines of "She has tits"
PhazonYoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:46
PhazonYoshi
Well done :D
Zodiac Eclipse's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 14:54
Zodiac Eclipse
LoL, I was gonna say something about dibs my ass you just came in late the day everyone was picking characters, but the article totally made up for it.

Incidentally if you are watching the clip without sound you are missing out.
Mr Wrighty 987's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 15:01
Mr Wrighty 987
undead bukkake cool
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 15:02
RICHARD BLOCKER
Zoey's clothes getting ripped off mod in 3.....2.....1...
MatthewRex's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 15:04
MatthewRex
All of these Left 4 Dead "dibs" articles have me laughing my ass off. Good show, Dtoid, good show.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 15:17
king3vbo
Vore hound
Credendo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 15:29
Credendo
I always call dibs on Zoey, and don't understand the confusion.

In a zombie flick of the old war veteran the annoying asshole, the black guy, and the hot chick


WHO ALWAYS SURVIVES?!?!?!
ShadeWithin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 15:37
ShadeWithin
I was going to comment on how wrong this is...

but suddenly I feel very aroused.
crxs's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 15:39
crxs
>WHO ALWAYS SURVIVES?!?!?!

Depends on if the hot chick has had sex in the movie.
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 15:50
liam2015
WIN
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 15:53
Mxyzptlk
I blame Japan for this.
Exquisitor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:07
Exquisitor
I always chose Zoey as soon as she's available too. The reason? There's a 50% chance that one of my companions is a horny teenager. So when Bill and I are injured and need rescuing, not only do I get helped up, they usually waste a health kit on me as well.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:14
ZekeThePlumber
tits!
Solgrim's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:23
Solgrim
I saw a ridiculously short blog coming from a mile away. I still lol'ed thanks to that video.
parttimepunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:33
parttimepunk
Wow, congrats, I'm not easily offended. But, I just was, on multiple levels.
It was kinda the song that took me over the edge here. That and targeted zombie violence against women. And that it turns you on. Great joke!

Ok, I'm over it.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:34
Dexter345
Saw this one coming.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:53
Electro Lemon
Saw Hamza cumming.
exodus1925's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:59
exodus1925
Awesome article, awesome.
meronkun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 16:59
meronkun
lol
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 17:17
GohanGVO
*dances*
flaming burrito's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 17:35
flaming burrito
hunters definitely get a handful of her
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 17:48
Xhumation
...and that's what "full of win" means.

Great video Hamza.
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:20
Monodi
Hahahahhaa
Druid 01's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 18:33
Druid 01
tentacle porn in L4D
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/20/2008 19:08
F Whipple
bahahahahaaha

day = made
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