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Attack of the Show is about to have its best episode EVER! photo

The fine folks at G4, obviously still in a champagne induced hangover, asked me to be a guest on Attack of the Show tonight. I guess those cookies I baked for everyone after my last appearance paid off. Sweet!

You can check out all the verbal pizzazz tonight at 7:00 p.m. EST when I will tackle some 2008 predictions in a desperate attempt to make Destructoid proud (I love you guys!).

Any suggestions on something to make my appearance more memorable? To save you the typing, yes, I am going to reveal my new chest tattoo of Colette captaining a pirate ship live in front of millions of viewers.

Note to self: Wear a buttoned shirt.








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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:12
MrSadistic
Time to break out the beer and pizza.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:12
Cheeburga
Wooo!
bigfatton's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:14
bigfatton
Attack of the show just got 5 DOLPHINS!!!!
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:14
SLiFE
Don't get G4 (mainly because I don't have cable).

Post the clip later plz?
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:17
bhive01
Bring more cookies!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:17
king3vbo
I dont get G4 either, but I'm sure I'll see it on the front page tomorrow. Have fun Chad, be amaaaaaaaaazing
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:17
Red TheHaze Veron
PLZ HAV MOAR DOLPHINZ ON AIR (Translation: Make a dolphin reference please)
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:18
Mr Wilson
I can haz Olivia nudes PLZ???
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:21
galagabug
i always wanted to be an on air guest with very audible gas, and just not bring it up, to get the reactions of others.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:23
MrSadistic
You should totally make the announcement that you, the aliens from the show 'V', and the Cylons from 'Battlestar Galactica' plan to have sex with all the Earth women. That would be the best belated Christmas gift ever.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:26
007
Yeah, I don't have G4. That's mainly because I'm not willing to pay extra for a channel filled with 5% video games and 95% nerd shit.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:26
Namelessted
AMAZING!!!
ian_esq's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:28
ian_esq
You should bring up the new ds redesign.

Or the possibility of a Rock Band 2 coming out
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:28
MaxVest
I hope the captain's wheel in your tattoo is attached to a post that continues down below the belt line, so you can rip off your shirt and exclaim, "Yaarrrr, she's drivin' me nuts!"

Also, needs moar dolphins. Perhaps an earring?
KOOOSHEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:28
KOOOSHEE
make us proud hotsauce!
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:32
riomccarthy
Yay congrats, Chad! Have fun!
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:32
big filth
You must give Olivia a "titty smack".


This is not an option!

make us proud!

*tear drops*
CarlostheJackal's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:33
CarlostheJackal
maybe steal a page from Ron NSFWorkmeng and start every answer with "Look I drink..." That would be a pretty cool interview and you would be paying homage to the Dtoid army. And if you don't like this idea what can I say but "look I drink"
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:42
kwaselow
1. Give Olivia a double-sided dildo that plays the dungeon theme from Legend of Zelda
2. Force the discussion to be about politics
3. At a random point during the conversation, whip out a can of whip cream and spray it directly into your mouth
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:42
KyleGamgee
Talk about how edgy and independant Destructoid.com is. Then tell them that the Destructoid staff named Bioshock Game of the Year. 'Cause it's awesome and we're not snobs.

Then mention the Game Debate to the Death! article for GotY as voted by the Dtoid community and how at first glace, it looks like The Orange Box is gonna run away with it.


Also mention that we're big fans of Cheap Ass Gamer, especially that their efforts to raise money for Child's Play resulted in $25,000+ for the charity.

and then [s]my[/s] your segment will be done. :)
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:42
naia-the-gamer
Lots of dolphins and say "Amazing" at least 20 times ^_^

For those of us without G4/don't want to subject themselves to G4, will we get a video clip to watch online in the future?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:42
Jim Sterling
Get the pink sweater with rainbows and your face on it.
kdog96's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:46
kdog96
You need to wear this tie!

Jonathan Kerr's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:47
Jonathan Kerr
WEAR A NOVELTY HAT.
automagV's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:47
automagV
Make sure to mention that Olivia has a great ass, I mean personality.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:48
Chad Concelmo
@kdog96,
HA HA HA HA! Damn, I wish I had time to find that. :)

@everyone who asked,
Yeah, I will post a clip of the show tomorrow.

Thanks for the support, guys! I'm nervous!
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:52
Rockvillian
Don't be nervous, they're more afraid of you than you are of them!

Or, don't back them into a corner, they could have rabies!
Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:56
Scrixx
It's not an episode without giving me a shoutout.

Remember that Chad. I'll be waiting :D
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 14:57
Knivy
Just go in, say "Dolphins are amazing" and walk out, the crowd will love you!!

Anyway, good luck Chad. =)
FiveStar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 15:00
FiveStar
Is your segment going to be large, or are they going to talk about gamin for roughly two minutes before cutting to a segment on "drinking and driving Segways," or whatever the fuck they do on that show now.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 15:01
Cataract
Go in guns blazing.

Oh shit, I m...no

On second thought, you should go in guns blazing, it IS AotS
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 15:04
Colette Bennett
GOD I LOVE YOU CHAD.
kadosho's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 15:10
kadosho
A new episode fill with D-toid awesomeness. Definitely going to watch this one.

Hey Konami code, and Colette appears. nice. =D
weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 15:22
weedgan
KICK KEVIN PERERAS ASS!!
weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 15:25
weedgan
seriously we all know it needs to be done. just finish him.
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 15:25
big filth
@ colette, did you ever notice the double t's in your first and last name? coincidence? I think not!
weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 15:26
weedgan
Actually just scream STFUAJPG at one point in the show, and i will be happy.
Dr l0cke's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 15:36
Dr l0cke
IF you actually refer to G4 as TechTV I will get my friend the Dolphin trainer at seaworld to let you swim with them.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 15:44
Chad Concelmo
@l0cke,
Do you really have a friend who is a dolphin trainer? If you do, consider it done. :)
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 15:50
Spartacus
I can't wait. Here's a humorous picture of a dolphin!
BluFire's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 16:24
BluFire
Just constantly be twitching your eyes. Or just constantly wink at Kevin Pereira.
luvmysegadc's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 16:40
luvmysegadc
Ask them why the hell G4 isn't available in HD
adam wolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 16:50
adam wolf
oh man, that's awesome. i wish i had G4. break a dorsal fin, chad!
Bricfa's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 16:59
Bricfa
Please fuck with them. (figuratively)

suggestions in this thread are decent, but try to come up with your own wtfness.


also, call Kevin a cunt and I will be pleased.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 17:00
kwaselow
Ask Oliva, if it would be weird if you kissed her
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 17:23
Corak
2008 Prediction...Olivia Munn will pose nude for playboy. Don't even ask it in a question just predict it, hell say Nostradamus predicted it, so its gotta be true :)
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 18:12
Trowble
Other than the nice teets on [s]The Screen Savers[/b] Attack of the Show, what else do they have to offer right now? Oh right, Chad. That's about it.
Trowble's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 18:12
Trowble
[s]The Screen Savers[/s]

doh!
van's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 20:04
van
i saw it. it was ok.
Beaudman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/02/2008 20:34
Beaudman
I missed it. When can we see it again? I want to count how many times you say amazing.
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