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Attack of the Show is about to have its best episode EVER! photo

The fine folks at G4, obviously still in a champagne induced hangover, asked me to be a guest on Attack of the Show tonight. I guess those cookies I baked for everyone after my last appearance paid off. Sweet!

You can check out all the verbal pizzazz tonight at 7:00 p.m. EST when I will tackle some 2008 predictions in a desperate attempt to make Destructoid proud (I love you guys!).

Any suggestions on something to make my appearance more memorable? To save you the typing, yes, I am going to reveal my new chest tattoo of Colette captaining a pirate ship live in front of millions of viewers.

Note to self: Wear a buttoned shirt.


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MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 01/02/2008 14:12
Time to break out the beer and pizza.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 01/02/2008 14:12
Wooo!
bigfatton's Avatar
bigfatton at 01/02/2008 14:14
Attack of the show just got 5 DOLPHINS!!!!
SLiFE's Avatar
SLiFE at 01/02/2008 14:14
Don't get G4 (mainly because I don't have cable).

Post the clip later plz?
bhive01's Avatar
bhive01 at 01/02/2008 14:17
Bring more cookies!
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 01/02/2008 14:17
I dont get G4 either, but I'm sure I'll see it on the front page tomorrow. Have fun Chad, be amaaaaaaaaazing
Redzie's Avatar
Redzie at 01/02/2008 14:17
PLZ HAV MOAR DOLPHINZ ON AIR (Translation: Make a dolphin reference please)
Mr Wilson's Avatar
Mr Wilson at 01/02/2008 14:18
I can haz Olivia nudes PLZ???
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galagabug at 01/02/2008 14:21
i always wanted to be an on air guest with very audible gas, and just not bring it up, to get the reactions of others.
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MrSadistic at 01/02/2008 14:23
You should totally make the announcement that you, the aliens from the show 'V', and the Cylons from 'Battlestar Galactica' plan to have sex with all the Earth women. That would be the best belated Christmas gift ever.
007's Avatar
007 at 01/02/2008 14:26
Yeah, I don't have G4. That's mainly because I'm not willing to pay extra for a channel filled with 5% video games and 95% nerd shit.
Namelessted's Avatar
Namelessted at 01/02/2008 14:26
AMAZING!!!
ian_esq's Avatar
ian_esq at 01/02/2008 14:28
You should bring up the new ds redesign.

Or the possibility of a Rock Band 2 coming out
MaxVest's Avatar
MaxVest at 01/02/2008 14:28
I hope the captain's wheel in your tattoo is attached to a post that continues down below the belt line, so you can rip off your shirt and exclaim, "Yaarrrr, she's drivin' me nuts!"

Also, needs moar dolphins. Perhaps an earring?
KOOOSHEE's Avatar
KOOOSHEE at 01/02/2008 14:28
make us proud hotsauce!
riomccarthy's Avatar
riomccarthy at 01/02/2008 14:32
Yay congrats, Chad! Have fun!
big filth's Avatar
big filth at 01/02/2008 14:32
You must give Olivia a "titty smack".


This is not an option!

make us proud!

*tear drops*
CarlostheJackal's Avatar
CarlostheJackal at 01/02/2008 14:33
maybe steal a page from Ron NSFWorkmeng and start every answer with "Look I drink..." That would be a pretty cool interview and you would be paying homage to the Dtoid army. And if you don't like this idea what can I say but "look I drink"
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kwaselow at 01/02/2008 14:42
1. Give Olivia a double-sided dildo that plays the dungeon theme from Legend of Zelda
2. Force the discussion to be about politics
3. At a random point during the conversation, whip out a can of whip cream and spray it directly into your mouth
KyleGamgee's Avatar
KyleGamgee at 01/02/2008 14:42
Talk about how edgy and independant Destructoid.com is. Then tell them that the Destructoid staff named Bioshock Game of the Year. 'Cause it's awesome and we're not snobs.

Then mention the Game Debate to the Death! article for GotY as voted by the Dtoid community and how at first glace, it looks like The Orange Box is gonna run away with it.


Also mention that we're big fans of Cheap Ass Gamer, especially that their efforts to raise money for Child's Play resulted in $25,000+ for the charity.

and then [s]my[/s] your segment will be done. :)
naia-the-gamer's Avatar
naia-the-gamer at 01/02/2008 14:42
Lots of dolphins and say "Amazing" at least 20 times ^_^

For those of us without G4/don't want to subject themselves to G4, will we get a video clip to watch online in the future?
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 01/02/2008 14:42
Get the pink sweater with rainbows and your face on it.
kdog96's Avatar
kdog96 at 01/02/2008 14:46
You need to wear this tie!

Jonathan Kerr's Avatar
Jonathan Kerr at 01/02/2008 14:47
WEAR A NOVELTY HAT.
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automagV at 01/02/2008 14:47
Make sure to mention that Olivia has a great ass, I mean personality.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar
Chad Concelmo at 01/02/2008 14:48
@kdog96,
HA HA HA HA! Damn, I wish I had time to find that. :)

@everyone who asked,
Yeah, I will post a clip of the show tomorrow.

Thanks for the support, guys! I'm nervous!
Rockvillian's Avatar
Rockvillian at 01/02/2008 14:52
Don't be nervous, they're more afraid of you than you are of them!

Or, don't back them into a corner, they could have rabies!
Scrixx's Avatar
Scrixx at 01/02/2008 14:56
It's not an episode without giving me a shoutout.

Remember that Chad. I'll be waiting :D
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Knives at 01/02/2008 14:57
Just go in, say "Dolphins are amazing" and walk out, the crowd will love you!!

Anyway, good luck Chad. =)
FiveStar's Avatar
FiveStar at 01/02/2008 15:00
Is your segment going to be large, or are they going to talk about gamin for roughly two minutes before cutting to a segment on "drinking and driving Segways," or whatever the fuck they do on that show now.
Cataract's Avatar
Cataract at 01/02/2008 15:01
Go in guns blazing.

Oh shit, I m...no

On second thought, you should go in guns blazing, it IS AotS
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 01/02/2008 15:04
GOD I LOVE YOU CHAD.
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kadosho at 01/02/2008 15:10
A new episode fill with D-toid awesomeness. Definitely going to watch this one.

Hey Konami code, and Colette appears. nice. =D
brainderailment's Avatar
brainderailment at 01/02/2008 15:20
If they try to get you to make a comment about the console wars, just say, "don't be stupid, play games and like them".
weedgan's Avatar
weedgan at 01/02/2008 15:22
KICK KEVIN PERERAS ASS!!
weedgan's Avatar
weedgan at 01/02/2008 15:25
seriously we all know it needs to be done. just finish him.
big filth's Avatar
big filth at 01/02/2008 15:25
@ colette, did you ever notice the double t's in your first and last name? coincidence? I think not!
weedgan's Avatar
weedgan at 01/02/2008 15:26
Actually just scream STFUAJPG at one point in the show, and i will be happy.
l0cke's Avatar
l0cke at 01/02/2008 15:36
IF you actually refer to G4 as TechTV I will get my friend the Dolphin trainer at seaworld to let you swim with them.
Chad Concelmo's Avatar
Chad Concelmo at 01/02/2008 15:44
@l0cke,
Do you really have a friend who is a dolphin trainer? If you do, consider it done. :)
Spartacus's Avatar
Spartacus at 01/02/2008 15:50
I can't wait. Here's a humorous picture of a dolphin!
BluFire's Avatar
BluFire at 01/02/2008 16:24
Just constantly be twitching your eyes. Or just constantly wink at Kevin Pereira.
luvmysegadc's Avatar
luvmysegadc at 01/02/2008 16:40
Ask them why the hell G4 isn't available in HD
adam wolf's Avatar
adam wolf at 01/02/2008 16:50
oh man, that's awesome. i wish i had G4. break a dorsal fin, chad!
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Bricfa at 01/02/2008 16:59
Please fuck with them. (figuratively)

suggestions in this thread are decent, but try to come up with your own wtfness.


also, call Kevin a cunt and I will be pleased.
kwaselow's Avatar
kwaselow at 01/02/2008 17:00
Ask Oliva, if it would be weird if you kissed her
Corak's Avatar
Corak at 01/02/2008 17:23
2008 Prediction...Olivia Munn will pose nude for playboy. Don't even ask it in a question just predict it, hell say Nostradamus predicted it, so its gotta be true :)
Trowble's Avatar
Trowble at 01/02/2008 18:12
Other than the nice teets on [s]The Screen Savers[/b] Attack of the Show, what else do they have to offer right now? Oh right, Chad. That's about it.
Trowble's Avatar
Trowble at 01/02/2008 18:12
[s]The Screen Savers[/s]

doh!
van's Avatar
van at 01/02/2008 20:04
i saw it. it was ok.
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