I came, I saw, I con … spiracy theoried? My debut on Attack of the Show has arrived and, as expected, I came off like a raving lunatic. All part of my plan, you see. My plan that will continue to unfold in my dark closet where I cross out the eyes of presidents with a red Sharpie, crying like an unloved baby while smearing my naked body in peanut butter and reciting ancient Masonic rites. What on earth am I talking about? Just watch the clip above.
I would like to retract one small error. You know, the egregious one about Abraham Lincoln's political career. Just goes to show, you can't always trust the research you read off of Wikipedia ten minutes before you stumble into the studio, high as a kite off of a wicked Diphenhydramine and Kolikodol cocktail. And you heard me right, Destructoid selected Stephen Colbert as the presidential candidate that best represents our political pursuit of happiness through interactive entertainment. Although his application was denied yesterday by the South Carolina Democratic party, we're hoping he'll pick himself up by the bootstraps and soldier on. You know us, we love an underdog.
We also talked about videogames on the program, but who cares about those? If G4 ever invites me back, it'll be on the odd day when they need "wacky guy" filler. I'll be happy to oblige. Before I get put out to pasture, did I ever mention I love everyone here at Destructoid? From the dedicated Community Bloggers on up to our amazing staff. And God. And Jesus. And the Bible.
Contest:
9:21 PM on 11.02.2007
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Yeah, the G4 video player does suck badly. :(
Omg.. I know another TV star now!
Not at all ridiculous. Long live the free masons.
Also, nice job Tristero.
other than like you said guy running for president 17 times...
Hell, I had no idea what I was watching for the first few minutes, but I liked it just the same. That douche and the chick were far out, but then you upped the ante when you started talking. Good stuff.
(what)
S-T-Y-L-E
styleeeeeeeeee
that was one class act. way to pwn them over with that Abe lincoln snapple cap fact :P
mmmm... japan shaped cookies, dipped into a milky sea of Japan... mmmm...
more good AAA titles will be on ps3 over the next 2 years. microsoft has only 1 halo, thats it. its over for them..
Tristero: you kicked ass, meng!
Veronica Belmont: I love you
Nagiko
Chizzo
Tristero
Belmont chick is cute, but nothing more than that. I nominate Tristero to run with Colbert so Dtoid community will have free Doritos up to our necks and national video game holidays. Tristero fanboy fo life. I WANT MORE TRIFECTA ON AOTS!
Actually I was wondering were our politics here in Portugal got the idea of giving the little Internet Providers a chance on the market. After you mentioned what went on in Japan, it's all clear now.