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music.jpg In the days of biker shorts, a few record labels produced songs for the popular video games of the time such as Asteroids, Missile Command, and Yar's Revenge. As you can imagine, these songs are so craptacularly campy that they're actually good in a Vote For Pedro kind of way. But don't take my word for it, here are the opening lyrics from Missile Command ...
Missile Commaaaaaaand!!! Missile Commaaaaaaand!!! Here are on Zargdon(?) we are peaceful We don't like fight ... Here are on Zargdon we work hard We try to do what's right We would never be the first one To stage an attaaaaack But when someone shoots at us ... WE. SHOOT. BACK.
Do you crave this kind of melodious entertainment on your iZuneNomaPod? Grab all 14 bootlegged MP3's (nobody will mind, maybe) from WFMU's Beware of the Blog. I can at least guarantee you that they all sound (Update 1) MUCH worse than Pinball Wizard. "Fly Yar Warriors, Fly" in particular may cause internal bleeding. [Thanks and damn you Tofu]







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