It seems like 2009 is all about Asteroids all of a sudden. Just last week we found out that there’s going to be an Asteroids movie. Seriously. We even got a glimpse of what the script could look like!
Anyway, tonight’s shirt Woot mashes up the classic game with some real astronauts. The space shuttle is getting destroyed by the asteroids, which isn’t really surprising if you think about it. I’m pretty sure the turning radius to pew pew pew ratio is horrible on a ship that big. As always, the shirt is going for just $10 with free shipping.
If you’re looking for more Asteroids in your life, check out the massive multiplayer Asteroids game where you can pew pew pew it up with real players.
Also, I was going to make a joke that we should expect some kind of HD remake due to all of this Asteroids talk, but that already happened two years ago. Dammit, Atari. You f**ked up my joke. Thanks.
Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
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