Hello, boys and girls! Today is Tara Long's birthday so you have to watch our show because it's literally made out of cake. I don't know why I typed that.
The big leak of the week is a poster and a screen of Assassin's Creed IV, which takes a nautical spin, and ditches the colonial and Native American trappings in favor of pirates. Because nobody's tired of pirates. Tomb Raider comes out next week, but the reviews are already up. Kojima said in an interview that he's worried Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes might be too edgy, to the point that he's almost concerned it won't see release. Oh, and in "duh" news, The Walking Dead is getting a season two, and maybe a little something before then.
This probably isn't what you'll look like doing the Assassin's Creed parkour course
5:00 PM on 07.18.2014