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As if gold farming couldn't get any worse, now it funds pederasty

12:02 PM on 11.25.2007, Nex 31 comments

As if gold farming couldn't get any worse, now it funds pederasty photo
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As an amateur Internet historian and a professional whatever-I-do-here, most of my skills are completely underwhelming. As often as I tell women in bars that I'm really very hilarious (on the Internet), few seem to offer me immediate sex or money, at least until I mention that I'm also a certified brain surgeon ... which I'm not.

Recently though, my skills finally came into play upon reading an article in RADAR about former DEN founder -- and current IGE founder -- Marc Collins-Rector. If you're familiar with the dot-com bubble burst, you'll recall that DEN was a company that supposedly created video for the Internet, in much the same way Youtube does now, only back then it was a terrible idea, even without a boardroom full of child molesters.

Hit the jump for more.

The story is long and twisted, but basically Collins-Rector and fellow IGE founder (and former Disney child star) Brock Pierce created DEN almost specifically to take venture capital money, that they then blew on houses, cars, and luring young boys into those same houses and cars (with the promise of e-stardom). When DEN failed due to massive corruption and the fact that even if it had been a realistic idea it was a decade ahead of its time, and the company heads found themselves under scrutiny for sodomizing young boys, they fled to Spain.

Then, in 2002, the gents were captured in Marbella, Spain by Spanish authorities. For the next few years, Collins-Rector fought extradition to the States, but eventually failed. After being dragged back home, the prosecution botched the entire case, Collins-Rector was only asked to pay a small fine, and he vanished yet again.

Everyone assumed we'd seen the last of him, at least until a story appeared in the UK newspaper Sun. RADAR sums it up well: "Marc Collins-Rector, nattily dressed in a tan blazer and blue shirt, sporting a pair of Wayfarers and carrying a silver-topped cane, stands outside a PC World in London, accompanied by a teenage boy lugging a newly purchased set of high-end computer speakers. The headline: "Tycoon Paedo on Prowl in UK.""

It seems he's managed to weasel his way back into the creepy side of the Internet by putting up the cash to fund IGE along with his protégé Pierce. While no one has yet claimed he's continued his Sodomite ways while in Europe, one assumes leaving a child alone with him would be like leaving a ham alone with John Goodman: if you're lucky, it will only be devoured.

If the destabilization of virtual economies wasn't enough of a deterrent to the use of gold-farming services, hopefully this story seals the deal. I'm not writing this up to necessarily push anyone away from their God-given right to break MMO EULAs, but personally I'm not a fan of creepy old dudes fondling kids. Just remember, the next time you decide to drop $50 on that Grecian Helm of Eromenos, you've quite possibly supplied four lines of blow and a handful of Gummi Bears to a balding middle-aged man who only wants to use those consumables for evil.


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Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 11/25/2007 12:09
Damn, that is fucked up.
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PrinceofCannedPeaches at 11/25/2007 12:16
Just remember, the next time you decide to drop $50 on that Grecian Helm of Eromenos, you've quite possibly supplied four lines of blow and a handful of Gummi Bears to a balding middle-aged man who only wants to use those consumables for evil.

Heh. Whaddya think happens to your subscription fee?
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Holyetheline at 11/25/2007 12:37
No Nex. Don't give up on us! Keep trying.
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Edarios at 11/25/2007 12:53
on the bright side, thew kids can allways escape RL to a MMO and just roll around in IGE gold...
Deathsaw's Avatar
Deathsaw at 11/25/2007 12:54
Gamefaqs is a very informative site with lots of relevant news Nex. If Dtoid wants to get better,you should let it happen./sarcasm

I never understood why people cashed their checks just to buy virtual money. It's just so oddball. Why would anyone want to waste real money on in-game currency?
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Necros at 11/25/2007 13:01
Nex, another outstanding article. It's a shame women can't be impressed by talented wit from the internet and must be won over with cars, muscles, and money.
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merc at 11/25/2007 13:06
Nex, we all love you to death, but get over yourself.

I mean, seriously, you wrote an article without subtle flaunting of your Catholic upbringing? Way to let down the fans.
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fyre at 11/25/2007 13:13
Paedo is the new gay. Or maybe furry is the new gay. Something like that.
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spacecadetjoe at 11/25/2007 13:24
if paedo is the new gay then does that mean we'll be seeing paedo rights marches and the like? And after that what will be the new paedo? I cringe at the thought but I can't resist morbid speculation.
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Cheeburga at 11/25/2007 13:29
Sounds like my kinda job.
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ShinSennju at 11/25/2007 13:30
Whoa, another reason to stay away from MMORPG's, as if the life draining wasn't enough
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Cheeburga at 11/25/2007 13:30
Also, GameFAQS.
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Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain at 11/25/2007 14:28
Is it me, did that article have nothing to do with gold farming?
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16bitmonster at 11/25/2007 14:53
@deathsaw

my friend/roomate actually came up with a formula of why it was easier and more cost effective to buy from ige then spend the time farming it himself. meh. Doesn't mean it's right but yeah normal people who have 40 hour work weeks who want to actually get somewhere in a mmo usually opt for the purchasing instead of the loss of sleep.

otherwise good read the nex. I used to buy from ige and now cause this was brought to my attention i'm going to save my gummie bear money for myself. :]

also, cocks.
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KMCC at 11/25/2007 14:58
anytime someone says: "I'm really very hilarious"...
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king3vbo at 11/25/2007 17:13
Every time you mention gamefaqs, another whiteboy is born
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Sharpless at 11/25/2007 18:53
Nex, I'd love to give you sex for witty blog posts, but I live in New Jersey. People in New Jersey can't have sex.

Also, eight year olds, dude. Eight year olds.
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Anemone at 11/25/2007 20:17
Considering how the one guy played young Gordon Bombay in Mighty Ducks I'm tempted to make fast with a quip involving quarters of inches, triple deeks, and minors, but I'm pretty sure that I should just make my way out of here quitely.
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SubOrbital at 11/25/2007 20:20
I remember when this all went down. Creepy.
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Samit Sarkar at 11/25/2007 20:29
“one assumes leaving a child alone with him would be like leaving a ham alone with John Goodman: if you're lucky, it will only be devoured.”

You really are very hilarious on the internet, Nex. Also, I’m not gonna lie: I had to look up ‘pederasty’, and when I did, I went, “Ohhhhhhhh.” Big word is big.
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Jim Sterling at 11/25/2007 21:03
Loved this story. Great writeup, man.
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Im OK at 11/25/2007 22:53
To this day, I have never once understood the reasoning behind paying real money to another player or, worse, to some farming company like this, to get something in a game that you could get for free on your own by actually, you know, playing the game yourself. I mean, sure, you've spent your money and saved yourself a bit of time by not having to get whatever awesome thing on your own, but then what? Are you going to actually start playing the game yourself now, or are you just going to spend another fifty bucks on the next shiny object to deck out your character? What is the point?
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Mxyzptlk at 11/26/2007 00:51
Ugh, as if paying real money for virtual gold wasn't disgusting enough.
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Super Cool Guest from the Future at 11/26/2007 04:52
Is this the heaviest article ever on destructoid?
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Fading Star at 11/26/2007 05:21
:(.
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