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As an artist, you aren't supposed to tell the audience what your art represents. I interpreted it as a statement about the current problem of environmental issues and dangers to the ecosystem.
VERY pretty art skills,Sterling. I'm going to put this on the fridge on top of Dale's award winning article. :)
@Hasney, To do that there'd have to be enough text to cover half the picture and they would both have the same face.
JIM STERLING SHOULD BE NOMINATED FOR THE NOBEL PRIZE IN ... in uh ... [googles all the categories for nobel prizes] ... in um ... ECONOMIC SCIENCES!
Finally! We have definitive proof that video games can in fact be art. Jim Sterling once again is thanked by millions of people for being Jim Sterling.
I genuinely think that Jim Sterling spends his days drawing on MS Paint, occasionally making videos and reviews just to get some fresh air. It shows.
Ah yes, I see. Ganondorf represents the Bourgeoisie, he annoys, and feeds of the pain the proletariat that is represented by Lickitung. Very insightful Jim.
Read this a 'Repot that Ganondorf!' and assumed it was a PSA. I suppose it serves as that too, as well as being an intricate masterpiece of existential proportions.
Jim, you should stick to talking about semen and anal bleeding. It's much funnier than this drawing of you in the nude trying to lick jizz off the hand of the drunk bastard who just attempted to masturbate you to death.
The mere pinching of the tongue speaks volumes about the sensitivity of this crisis. Mmmmm...yes...quite...
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A masterpiece like this has to be drawn in such a professional program... like MSPaint.
A masterpiece like this has to be drawn in such a professional program... like MSPaint.
Why Ganondork is touching the tongue of the Pokemon that i don't know the name?
I guess only time will tell the meaning of such a masterpiece
I guess only time will tell the meaning of such a masterpiece
Ganondorf (the GOP)is harassing the Dems (Lickitung) who mean well but are too weak to accomplish jack shit. I get it!
Darth Vader: Well, I call to order the Bad Guy’s Of the Universe Club. As some of you may heard, operation “That Gannondorf” was a complete success.
(Gannondorf stands to meager applause)
Vader: In other news… Palpatine you’re late.
Palpatine (out of breath): Sorry, sorry, the starter has gone on my Star destroyer.
Cobra Commander: That was his excuse last month!
Vader: Just for that you can take the meeting minutes.
Palpatine: What?! I’m only ten minutes late!
Vader: Do you think you are being treated unfairly?
Palpatine: No…
Vader: Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to keep you behind.
(Palpatine takes a pen and paper from a smirking Skeletor, muttering): I used to be your boss…
Vader: Moving on, we have a new target this month. We are going to have Cyril Sneer cut down Viridian Forest in the name of ‘Capitalism’. Then, when successful, he will blow cigar smoke in the face of the Pewter city Gym leader.
(Thunderous applause)
Vader: Any updates on the progress of this operation Shredder?
(Shredder stands to speak. There is a bang as the door flies open. Light floods in. The bad guys squint as Trainer Red comes into view.)
Red (Quivering with rage): I was one pokemon away from a complete pokedex. Now I can’t find any other Lickitung thanks to your evil actions. Now you are ALL DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! (Red throws a pokeball that bursts open revealing an about to explode Electrode)
Voldemort (whispering): Potter... (He takes a long drag of his opium pipe.)
END
(Gannondorf stands to meager applause)
Vader: In other news… Palpatine you’re late.
Palpatine (out of breath): Sorry, sorry, the starter has gone on my Star destroyer.
Cobra Commander: That was his excuse last month!
Vader: Just for that you can take the meeting minutes.
Palpatine: What?! I’m only ten minutes late!
Vader: Do you think you are being treated unfairly?
Palpatine: No…
Vader: Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to keep you behind.
(Palpatine takes a pen and paper from a smirking Skeletor, muttering): I used to be your boss…
Vader: Moving on, we have a new target this month. We are going to have Cyril Sneer cut down Viridian Forest in the name of ‘Capitalism’. Then, when successful, he will blow cigar smoke in the face of the Pewter city Gym leader.
(Thunderous applause)
Vader: Any updates on the progress of this operation Shredder?
(Shredder stands to speak. There is a bang as the door flies open. Light floods in. The bad guys squint as Trainer Red comes into view.)
Red (Quivering with rage): I was one pokemon away from a complete pokedex. Now I can’t find any other Lickitung thanks to your evil actions. Now you are ALL DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! (Red throws a pokeball that bursts open revealing an about to explode Electrode)
Voldemort (whispering): Potter... (He takes a long drag of his opium pipe.)
END
As an enlightened, artistic free spirit, I can appreciate this on so many levels. More levels than even the artist himself. This is a masterpiece that belongs in a museum. Mister Jimothy, I would like to hire you to paint this over the Mona Lisa or something.
This piece really speaks to me, Jim. The way that Ganondorf's expression tells a tale not only of greed, but of an underlying pain hidden by his grinning facade. The way the stripes on the lickitung's body tell a troubled past of hardships and foodless nights. The way ganondorf's crotch bulges out as if to tell of the primalistic feelings of man. This piece tells me that somewhere out there, there is a child laughing as the leaves blow restlessly into an oncoming storm.
I haven't seen such abstract wisdom since the days of cubism's popularity.
I haven't seen such abstract wisdom since the days of cubism's popularity.
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