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I hope you get bored really soon. The other editors must love when you push their stuff off the main page with this crap.
"I hope you get bored really soon. The other editors must love when you push their stuff off the main page with this crap."
Chad just told me he loved it.
So yeah!
Chad just told me he loved it.
So yeah!
Chad's a super nice guy so no surprise there.
Maybe it's time to strike out on your own, Jim? JimSterling.com can be a place where all the news is sensational and all the art is of poorly drawn naked men.
Maybe it's time to strike out on your own, Jim? JimSterling.com can be a place where all the news is sensational and all the art is of poorly drawn naked men.
Corduroy, it's not my fault that you just don't get art. It's sad that you're trying to ruin something so beautiful with your troglodyte ways.
@Corduroy turtle
Aw come on man, let that strange, immature and slightly perverse little goblin that we all have dwelling inside us breathe a bit. It isn't gonna kill you (if it does, my apologies, I will send you a fruit basket with a puppy in it.)
Aw come on man, let that strange, immature and slightly perverse little goblin that we all have dwelling inside us breathe a bit. It isn't gonna kill you (if it does, my apologies, I will send you a fruit basket with a puppy in it.)
The blood dripping from the poor consumer's cavity is a very subtle way to say "EA Games, Challenge Everything", in which the word challenge can be replaced by the word "screws". This is an incredibly moving piece Jim, I envy your artistic talent!
All of you naysayers and common street worms wouldn't know art if it slapped you in the face a few times before shooting a Rauschenberg-esque load upon your stupid, animal faces. And this, my fellow sex-giraffes, is ART!
Ha, this shit is prime! Ill admit jim, you have won me over. Keep sticking it to the douchebags who deserve it. We need more people who aren't afraid to call foul on behemoth publishers.
@Corduroy: Destructoid originals, its personality, are what makes this site great, there's plenty of sites to provide the daily gaming tips.
I find Jim's grotesque pictures a splendid parallel to the flagrant shams companies like EA come up with to cheat gamers out of value or options.
The subjects of art juice are always as ridiculous, laughable and shameless as what you see depicted.
I find particularly frustrating how some sleazy corporate move, attitude, trend or event, that is detrimental to the industry/gamers, often goes unnoticed and undiscussed, leaving the field open for more of the same. So I definitely appreciate when someone calls people out on their shit.
In that regard, Jim's work is valuable.
I find Jim's grotesque pictures a splendid parallel to the flagrant shams companies like EA come up with to cheat gamers out of value or options.
The subjects of art juice are always as ridiculous, laughable and shameless as what you see depicted.
I find particularly frustrating how some sleazy corporate move, attitude, trend or event, that is detrimental to the industry/gamers, often goes unnoticed and undiscussed, leaving the field open for more of the same. So I definitely appreciate when someone calls people out on their shit.
In that regard, Jim's work is valuable.
"The other editors must love when you push their stuff.."
i was expecting a different ending to that sentence in this thread
i was expecting a different ending to that sentence in this thread
Dont expect so much out of Mr. Sterling then you can never be disappointed / scared. He is not god. He is a guy who writes things.
These articles are what make this site unique. There has to be a site made for people who think this is stupid. Go there.
Hey, I love Destructoid. I [i]don't[/] love humorless drawings about how mean corporations are keeping us poor gamers down with their expensive, optional DLC for iOS games that no one gives a shit about.
Seeing as Jim loves to spew venom all the time, I like to toss a little his way once in a while. He's tough, guys. He can handle it.
Seeing as Jim loves to spew venom all the time, I like to toss a little his way once in a while. He's tough, guys. He can handle it.
Jim, I think you've upset some homophobes.
Seriously guys, jims job is to attract site traffic. Sometimes his articles are a bit over the top, but he is on our side. these publishers are cutting our content, restricting our options, punishing used buyers..the list goes on. Jim is just raising awareness. Yes it may be colorful or distasteful, but the more attention it gets the better for consumers. Ill never understand people siding with big business. To them, you are a dollar sign. They want you to give them money and go away, until the next time you give them money. They want to get as much from you as they can while giving you as little as possible. Jim is calling them out, the way I see it; the more people that question them, the less they can screw us over. You don't want to be screwed over do you?
Seriously guys, jims job is to attract site traffic. Sometimes his articles are a bit over the top, but he is on our side. these publishers are cutting our content, restricting our options, punishing used buyers..the list goes on. Jim is just raising awareness. Yes it may be colorful or distasteful, but the more attention it gets the better for consumers. Ill never understand people siding with big business. To them, you are a dollar sign. They want you to give them money and go away, until the next time you give them money. They want to get as much from you as they can while giving you as little as possible. Jim is calling them out, the way I see it; the more people that question them, the less they can screw us over. You don't want to be screwed over do you?
salamagogo:
But NOBODY cares about it. That's why they generate some of the biggest comment threads and get people debating and even provoke Corduroy Turtle into repetitively posting in them, because NOBODY CARES!
That is how not caring works.
But NOBODY cares about it. That's why they generate some of the biggest comment threads and get people debating and even provoke Corduroy Turtle into repetitively posting in them, because NOBODY CARES!
That is how not caring works.
"A good painting to me has always been like a friend. It keeps me company, comforts and inspires." -- Hedy Lamarr
Is the giver's dick depth in the recipient's anus parallel and equal to the depth of this fantastic art's brevity? Inquiring gentlemen of art are breathlessly waiting on the artist's explanation!
I'm just disappointed that this is what passes for a front-page post these days. Jim used to be witty and insightful with his satire and industry commentary, but I've grown weary of the "Har har buttsecks" lowest common denominator stuff.
I'm not one of the anti-Sterling troglodytes that fills every review page, either, because I honestly like the guy. I also have a sense of humor, but this post is just straight-up dumb.
I'm not one of the anti-Sterling troglodytes that fills every review page, either, because I honestly like the guy. I also have a sense of humor, but this post is just straight-up dumb.
I do enjoy the comments defending Jim's terrible art so keep those up. He's doing everything he can to raise awareness about this very important issue.
Fuck Picasso, Warhol, Van Gogh, Monet, Magritte, Frida, Dali, all of em pseudo-arists fucks, FUCK EM! This my friends is what a true artist and true art should aspire to. Jim you're a bloody genius, don't you ever dare to change that.
I think the lesson to learn from this collaborative art experiment is that: surprise butt-sex by corporations is all well and good, until anal bleeding is involved. Once the poop koolaide starts flowing, all bets are off.
Why am I here again!? I already got off twice the first time. There's just something irresistible about bloody anus fucks. I lubricate with ketchup to keep the illusion alive. Happy Hanukkah!
@coururoy; if you care enough about games to regularly visit a gaming enthusiasr website, then it should be important to you. All these little tweaks and changes that may seem insignificant on their own are collectively shaping the future of the industry. is it the end of the world? No,certainly not. But if you visit this site regularly then games are at least slightly important to you.
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