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Art Juice: Mario Fart

4:30 PM on 11.29.2011   |   Jim Sterling

Art Juice: Mario Fart photo

[Every week (until I get bored), Art Juice takes a recent videogame story and provides an unremittingly artistic slant, telling us a little something about ourselves in the process ... whether we want to know the truth or not!]

To celebrate the release of our Mario Kart 7 review, I have used timely imagery providing contemporary context with this week's artistic rendering. As you can see, this particular painting accurately depicts the current state of America's world politics. That is definitely what I am going for here. 

The delight on Mario's face as he lets loose a belting guster from his quivering chocolate portal represents the state of blissful ignorance that today's American population toils under. This ignorance bellows forth from his puckered spicehole, blasting Toad in the face. Toad, as any layman knows, is portraying the government, swallowing the stinking joy of its people with glee. 

They are nude, of course, to betray how they really feel behind their veneer of expressed amusements. For indeed, while Americans radiate beaming smiles and communicated contented emotions, they feel incredibly naked underneath. Exposed and insecure. 

Mario Fart, ladies and gentlemen. 








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Alex Barbatsis's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:33
Alex Barbatsis
Toad rulz.
glowbug's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:33
glowbug
Nintendo are most likely going to pick this up just to show everyone they've made something new.
Ronin4life's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:34
Ronin4life
.... that's just gross.
Henriquegds's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:35
Henriquegds
Mario has strange knees...
Chongomaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:35
Chongomaster
Mario has no pupils! I guess you, the great artist, intended such thing in order to demonstrate the blindness of the War on Terror and the conflict in the Middle East in general.
npa189's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:36
npa189
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/mtoqr/scumbag_jim_sterling/

I'll just leave this here...
Taerdin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:37
Taerdin
How dare you give your honest opinion on a videogame Jim. People hate those, they just want their purchasing decision reinforced, and for you to fall in line with other biased outlets like IGN. FALL IN LINE JIM!
Wrath and Pride's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:39
Wrath and Pride
I'd hit it!
brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:40
brainderailment
I'm actually really impressed with mario in this image. Exquisite detail.
Noir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:41
Noir
Mario sure did lose some weight. He should stop eating so many beans though...
MathewRD's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:41
MathewRD
I don't mind when Jim Sterling posts his own opinion,

I mind when he's mined for his opinion, seeing as it will give dtoid extra views. And this is just another example. I've played it on the 3DS, and I would not ever consider it any lower than any previous MK game.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:42
Mr Andy Dixon
Quivering chocolate portal.
Ant D's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:43
Ant D
Go bak to yer country!
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:45
Handy
Fucking edgy MARIOOOOAAAHHHHHH!!!

Dare I say you art is getting better?
LSD89's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:45
LSD89

Quite an artistic achievement, this critic is pleased
FatherChesz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:47
FatherChesz
I demand this upon a coffee mug.
wqerty's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:48
wqerty
8.5
Wrath and Pride's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:48
Wrath and Pride
@npa189

lolreddit

Can't say I disagree with some of those little fuckers though.
doomknight66's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:50
doomknight66
art juice is so overdone and stale, was never all the good to begin with

4/9.62
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:54
mix
.....so skinny....
bugmenot's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:54
bugmenot
I'd give it a 5...
This piece of art is an exercise in apathy, neither Solid nor Liquid. Not exactly bad, but not very good either. Just a bit "meh," really. Basically, this is like a "7" on your grandfather's blog.
Scaryjim's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:56
Scaryjim
Thats a beautiful thing .
Burdmayn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 16:59
Burdmayn
Does Jim hate Nintendo or something? I really can't tell guys
Pringao's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 17:05
Pringao
YOU ART IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD, STERLING.
Scissors's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 17:08
Scissors
This is actually your best one so far
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 17:11
Kyle MacGregor
"quivering chocolate portal"
nfm1337's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 17:57
nfm1337
Maybe the next Art Juice could portray a woman? Awful lot of dudes in this section...

Still good, though. :)
redsun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 18:10
redsun
tee hee hee. Pretty good, Sterling.
Excited to have a Mario Kart game for my 3DS though. I may even play it in the nude while farting. Yay!!!
Travosaga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 18:13
Travosaga
I hate this.
tekbunny's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 18:14
tekbunny
Wow, drugs.
MyCoolWhiteLies's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 18:30
MyCoolWhiteLies
Jim. You're getting even better at being a terrible artist. Congrats.
Kurlija's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 18:50
Kurlija
Fart Juice.

That is all.
caraleo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 19:41
caraleo
why dont they compare your art to van gogh, if they compare the mw3 or dynasty warriors review to mario fart ?
lateralest's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 19:43
lateralest
So dull.
Camiwaits's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 19:53
Camiwaits
You're T-Paining too much.
YouWithTheFace's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 20:28
YouWithTheFace
came here because reddit threw a huge hissy fit for the Mario kart review. for a bunch of people that supposedly don't care about reviews they really do complain alot about them...
DreamingDarklyRobin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 20:34
DreamingDarklyRobin
Tell your son that he's a terrible artist.
Bunny Raider's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 20:51
Bunny Raider
I give that picture an 8.8.
AngrySouske's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 21:09
AngrySouske
Nope.
Gunner226's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 21:23
Gunner226
Bravo Jim!! Bravo!!!
FrankYorkMorgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 21:43
FrankYorkMorgan
I imagine yourself speaking with a french accent while describing the art juice.

Nice fart!
So Cal Gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 21:51
So Cal Gamer
The fuck?
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 21:54
smurfee mcgee
Wow; you even got a "fuck you" for that.
Brayvo. Encoar.
Burdmayn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 22:04
Burdmayn
JIM GETS PAID FOR THINGS LIKE THIS
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 22:10
Atlas
THIS IS THE SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR TO ART ATTACK FRIDAYS.
Ted Miller's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 22:13
Ted Miller
[img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/9/2011/11/189b3712babbfb8d6e531f7c15ed3566/original.jpg[img] Realted
Timtoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2011 22:17
Timtoid
You frighten and enlighten me, Jim.
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