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ARRR! There be Gamarrr Haikus!

5:43 PM on 09.19.2006   |   Sheir


Haiku Arr, mateys! I come here to bring ye the funny! Over on Ye Olde Forum there be a fun little thread about some haikus for us gamarrrs! Arr, where be a pirate haiku thread? Make sure ye click yonder "View Story" button for some of Cap'n Sheir's favorrrrite haikus! Arr, here be some haikus for ye!
Driving as Bowser Spiny shell in posession First kart angry soon Reading cutscene text "All Your Base Belong To Us" What the fuck it means? Rikku is so hot What? I know that she's not real I don't give a damn Video card broke Given up PC gaming But macs do still suck FALCON PUNCH! he said Pikachu then attacked Little mouse now dead The camera woes Why don't you go where I say? Piss on this dumb game
ARR and that just be the beginnin'! Check out yonder forum thread for some more haikus! Don't forget to post yer creations, matey, whether it be on the forum deck or the comments deck!







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