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Army hosts teen game tournament, accused of 'military pedophilia' photo

My thanks to Veterans for Peace for giving me my favorite new term for 2008. Yes, the US army has been accused of "military pedophilia" after hosting a gaming tournament for teenagers, as protesters criticized the event for targeting youngsters.

The Army-sponsored tourney was held in Rancho Cordova, California on Saturday, and offered a chance to get to grips with the controversial America's Army game. The Veterans for Peace organization staged a protest, where member John Reiger claimed: "It's like giving candy to kids. It's sort of like military pedophilia in a way, preying on our young people."

Amusingly, the Army's response did little to make the affair sound less like a big pubescent gang bang: "The event is nothing more than an opportunity for people to become familiar with the Army." Oh yes ... very familiar.

Although the term "military pedophilia" is hilariously overboard, I quasi-agree with the stance that targeting young people like this is particularly insidious. I don't like it when the Church tries to coax kids through its doors with Halo nights, and I don't like it when the Army does the same. Kids should have a chance to get done with being kids before people start attempting to sway them toward life-altering decisions.








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Mig29's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 10:21
Mig29
The army is really obsessed with little boys, aren't they?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 10:26
Sharpless
Remember, kids: War is just like Xbox, only you die!
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 10:35
SnakeDude4Life
Remember, kids: In Iraq, the lag is really bad and the other guys are AK/RPG/Claymore noobs.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 10:37
Jim Sterling
Remember kids: Torturing NPCs might be a good laugh in videogames, but in the army, you have to be discreet about it.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 10:51
ThunderHeartXI
Sterling can find even the slightly hint of pedophilia in any given situation. This is fact.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 10:52
Jim Sterling
It's a gift.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 10:53
wardrox
"gift"
OrangeMango's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 11:05
OrangeMango
Hmm... so it's not Prison rape, it's Military rape? w00t!
mo0man's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 11:06
mo0man
It's not pedophilia
It's ephebophilia
Learn your philias
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 11:22
njsykora
@mo0man

Get an avatar.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 11:25
Volomon
@mo0man I think it's a direct quote unsure who your correcting. Either way I don't know if I should be impressed you know your philias or sickened.
mo0man's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 11:37
mo0man
@volomon
If you're sexually attracted to teens, it would be Ephebophilia. So, I'd be correcting..Veterans for Peace, and essentially everyone who ever uses pedobear for jailbait.
And @njsykora I've always been too damn lazy to get an avatar. Always have been
OrangeMango's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 11:43
OrangeMango
According to Wikipedia, Pedophilia can be a general term referring to the attraction of both children and teens, but ephebophilia can't refer to both teens and children. go figure.
mo0man's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 11:47
mo0man
@orangemango Ah well I guess I was wrong then
Common sense wins over pedantry once again
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 11:47
bluexy
Why we always hatin' on stupid people, guys? Can't we all just agree that America's Army is a horrible game?
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 11:54
Maurice Tan
Did they feature the Haditha level to make children connect better to the gameworld?
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 11:55
Aziel13
giving new meaning to the Term M.P.
XD
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 12:04
Cowboy TTop
Interesting that no one objects when the church does the same kind of thing, a place that is a hidden peado refuge these days.

Pathetic! Pretty soon we'll all forget that teens exist, and just move to recruit OAPs.

Coming soon, Zimmerframe Army.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 12:06
John B
...and when suddenly ever parent has scared their kids away from the military, those same parents will scream in horror when some country invades and there's no defensive force to fight back. Why? Because those parents scared all of their kids away from being a part of that defensive force.

Yeah, a gaming tournament is going to make more people join the Army. Uh huh. And every one of the millions of people who play "America's Army" are just aching to sign up, even those outside of the US.

Nothing like a little bit of hatred for our men and women in uniform, is there? And all of this comes on the anniversary of Pearl Harbor. Great timing.

Wankers.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 12:36
TrailerParkJesus
fucking teens :)
boatorious's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 12:37
boatorious
I'm always amazed how self-satisfied people can become because they called the military _names_. Take That American Military!

I can just see the rates of insult-related PTSD skyrocketing.
killias2's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 12:48
killias2
@John B
"...and when suddenly ever parent has scared their kids away from the military, those same parents will scream in horror when some country invades and there's no defensive force to fight back. Why? Because those parents scared all of their kids away from being a part of that defensive force. "

Personally, I think there is a difference between being against the military in general and being against certain tactics employed by the military. Surely, we need soldiers/etc. who are committed and believe in the foreign policy goals of our nation. However, trying to act like war is a fun videogame and that people should join for their career and stuff.. that's definitely a stretch.

Also, where is your respect for people in uniform? You call these guys wankers. THEY'RE VETERANS! Welcome to the realm of self-defeat, little friend.
moshakirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 13:15
moshakirby
Blablabla I've posted in this so I know things about politics now.
Timstuff's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 13:31
Timstuff
People keep complain that our military people are serving to many terms, but then these same people whine whenever the army tries to recruit more people. For goodness sakes, if you are going to complain about anything, complain to the politicians who have spread our military too thin. Whining about army recruitment is like whining to a police officer over a speeding ticket. The police officer didn't write the traffic laws, he's simply there to enforce them to the best of his ability. It's the same thing with the army, but military bashers are apparently too irrational to realize it.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 13:57
ace of knaves
@Timstuff
No, whining to a soldier about killing people is like whining to a police officer over a speeding ticket. Recruitment is a much bigger issue than just one guy doing his job, it's about the questionable practices of an entire organization.
IzekialRage's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 15:06
IzekialRage
Since the existence of the word army came about, the army has been trying to get teenagers into it.
Nothing new here, get over it.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 16:54
Aaron Mxy Yost
IzekialRage is correct. The military also advertises in comic books/ magazines, television, have recruitment booths in during high school career days, and everything else teenagers are interested in. As much as it pains me, I'm going to give the average teenager the benefit of the doubt and assume that they understand that video games are not the same thing as actual military service. Most of them are still a bit naive, but not that naive.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/07/2008 21:31
MechaMonkey
I'm with Izekial and Mxy. The military certainly isn't going to be holding bingo nights to reel in the octogenarian crowd. Young people do the world's soldiering, and have done so for millenia.

These tactics aren't underhanded at all. In fact, it's pretty overt, and if you decide to join the army because they let you play a video game against some other people, it's probably better to put you on the front lines to set off IED's before they take the lives of the worthwhile men and women who are putting their lives on the line overseas.

Let's stop looking for any excuse to hate on military recruiting, as if it's not a necessity. Goddamn buncha hippies...
Xoxotl's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 00:29
Xoxotl
Hmmm.

So it's okay for liberal politicians to recruit pre-teen kids to (literally) sing their praises and work in the campaign office, but the Army trying to recruit teenagers is bad?
Timstuff's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 02:46
Timstuff
Another thought: if you believe that playing America's Army will brainwash teens into joining the military, you are agreeing with Jack Thompson. You can't claim that playing Grand Theft Auto won't turn you into a criminal and then a few days later say that America's Army brainwashes kids into enlisting.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 03:54
Jim Sterling
"So it's okay for liberal politicians to recruit pre-teen kids to (literally) sing their praises and work in the campaign office, but the Army trying to recruit teenagers is bad?"

This happens way too much on the Internet. Nobody said that was okay either. Just because someone explicitly says one thing is bad, does not mean they somehow said another similar incident was okay.

Politicians (and, more naturally, their parents) appealing to children on political matters is even worse, since kids have no understanding of politics.
BattyAdroit's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 07:09
BattyAdroit
@Xoxotl:

That's a joke, right? You're equating getting kids to canvass neighborhoods for some politician as being the same as sending them off to other countries to kill, or be killed?

What's wrong with you?
Timstuff's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2008 12:26
Timstuff
Either one is going to permanently affects who they'll be for the rest of their lives. The difference is, you cannot legally be enlisted in the military until you turn 17. The same cannot be said about political activism, where you can be recruited as soon as the doctor cuts the umbilical cord. I'm not saying that they're the same, because obviously getting brainwashed to promote a politician when your 6 years old is not nearly as dangerous as fighting in a war, you get what I'm saying. You can't join the military until your an adult, and there's nothing wrong with the military presenting themselves as an option for teenagers when they get out of highschool.

My younger brother joined the national guard shortly after he graduated, because he knew that he was officer material and wanted the leadership skills and college tuition that they offered. I am worried about his safety when he goes on active duty, but it was his choice and I respect him for it. No matter who you are, there's always a possibility that someone you love will be taken from you. I try to make my time with my family count, especially knowing that my brother could be put in harm's way at a moment's notice.

Everyone currently in the army is there by their own choice, which is why it irritates me when people who do not have loved ones in the military talk badly about it. It's a different culture, and even if I don't entirely understand it, I can still be proud of my brother and respect his reasons for joining.
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