My thanks to Veterans for Peace for giving me my favorite new term for 2008. Yes, the US army has been accused of "military pedophilia" after hosting a gaming tournament for teenagers, as protesters criticized the event for targeting youngsters.
The Army-sponsored tourney was held in Rancho Cordova, California on Saturday, and offered a chance to get to grips with the controversial America's Army game. The Veterans for Peace organization staged a protest, where member John Reiger claimed: "It's like giving candy to kids. It's sort of like military pedophilia in a way, preying on our young people."
Amusingly, the Army's response did little to make the affair sound less like a big pubescent gang bang: "The event is nothing more than an opportunity for people to become familiar with the Army." Oh yes ... very familiar.
Although the term "military pedophilia" is hilariously overboard, I quasi-agree with the stance that targeting young people like this is particularly insidious. I don't like it when the Church tries to coax kids through its doors with Halo nights, and I don't like it when the Army does the same. Kids should have a chance to get done with being kids before people start attempting to sway them toward life-altering decisions.
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It's ephebophilia
Learn your philias
Get an avatar.
If you're sexually attracted to teens, it would be Ephebophilia. So, I'd be correcting..Veterans for Peace, and essentially everyone who ever uses pedobear for jailbait.
And @njsykora I've always been too damn lazy to get an avatar. Always have been
Common sense wins over pedantry once again
XD
Pathetic! Pretty soon we'll all forget that teens exist, and just move to recruit OAPs.
Coming soon, Zimmerframe Army.
Yeah, a gaming tournament is going to make more people join the Army. Uh huh. And every one of the millions of people who play "America's Army" are just aching to sign up, even those outside of the US.
Nothing like a little bit of hatred for our men and women in uniform, is there? And all of this comes on the anniversary of Pearl Harbor. Great timing.
Wankers.
I can just see the rates of insult-related PTSD skyrocketing.
"...and when suddenly ever parent has scared their kids away from the military, those same parents will scream in horror when some country invades and there's no defensive force to fight back. Why? Because those parents scared all of their kids away from being a part of that defensive force. "
Personally, I think there is a difference between being against the military in general and being against certain tactics employed by the military. Surely, we need soldiers/etc. who are committed and believe in the foreign policy goals of our nation. However, trying to act like war is a fun videogame and that people should join for their career and stuff.. that's definitely a stretch.
Also, where is your respect for people in uniform? You call these guys wankers. THEY'RE VETERANS! Welcome to the realm of self-defeat, little friend.
No, whining to a soldier about killing people is like whining to a police officer over a speeding ticket. Recruitment is a much bigger issue than just one guy doing his job, it's about the questionable practices of an entire organization.
Nothing new here, get over it.
These tactics aren't underhanded at all. In fact, it's pretty overt, and if you decide to join the army because they let you play a video game against some other people, it's probably better to put you on the front lines to set off IED's before they take the lives of the worthwhile men and women who are putting their lives on the line overseas.
Let's stop looking for any excuse to hate on military recruiting, as if it's not a necessity. Goddamn buncha hippies...
So it's okay for liberal politicians to recruit pre-teen kids to (literally) sing their praises and work in the campaign office, but the Army trying to recruit teenagers is bad?
This happens way too much on the Internet. Nobody said that was okay either. Just because someone explicitly says one thing is bad, does not mean they somehow said another similar incident was okay.
Politicians (and, more naturally, their parents) appealing to children on political matters is even worse, since kids have no understanding of politics.
That's a joke, right? You're equating getting kids to canvass neighborhoods for some politician as being the same as sending them off to other countries to kill, or be killed?
What's wrong with you?
My younger brother joined the national guard shortly after he graduated, because he knew that he was officer material and wanted the leadership skills and college tuition that they offered. I am worried about his safety when he goes on active duty, but it was his choice and I respect him for it. No matter who you are, there's always a possibility that someone you love will be taken from you. I try to make my time with my family count, especially knowing that my brother could be put in harm's way at a moment's notice.
Everyone currently in the army is there by their own choice, which is why it irritates me when people who do not have loved ones in the military talk badly about it. It's a different culture, and even if I don't entirely understand it, I can still be proud of my brother and respect his reasons for joining.