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Arizona man pays $400 for Wii, opens box to find a block of wood photo

I'm not sure what annoys me more: the fact that this poor guy was duped by some jerk who decided to sell him a $400 chunk of firewood, or that the writer from ABC calls the item "A Wii game" repeatedly in her article about the incident. You write for ABC, don't you think you could have possibly researched the situation enough to know that the Wii is called a "console" and not a "game?" Do your job, you illiterate trollop.

Anyway, the incident is sadly not a new trend, but of course it's no less distressing for people when it actually happens to them. An Arizona resident won the console on eBay in February, paid $400 for it, and received a Wii box with a block of wood in it shortly thereafter. He filed a complaint with eBay, who found the seller's account had promptly been closed after the transaction took place. They are currently conducting an investigation into the fraud.

A word of advice to all the non-gamer adults out there: don't pay double for the Wii. The reason you want one so bad is because everyone you know wants one, which is very likely more important to you than actually playing the damned thing. Then when you get it you can invite all those people over to play multiplayer games and waggle your Wiimotes at each other and in a few months there'll be a thin layer of dust on it and you'll forget why you clamored for it in the first place. Trust us -- we're real gamers. We know.

[Via ABC15 - thanks, Jonathan]


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MrJunko's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:04
MrJunko
It would have been even funnier if the guy took the time to carve that piece of wood to LOOK like a Wii.

If that happened to me Id carve that fuckers screen name on the piece of wood and go on a manhunt and promptly shove it up his ass so deep hell be spitting out toothpicks.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:06
CaffeinePowered
Not the first time this has happened before, I remember two stories from last year, one where someone got a hard drive and the box has like a weight in it and another with an iPod that was a box with rocks in it.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:07
king3vbo
Pwnt by Ebay.... it happens
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:08
Neonie
Well....that's slightly disheartining.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:11
Mxyzptlk
How many non-gamer adults out there are likely to read those words of advice on a gaming blog?
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:12
BlackSheep
i think the block of wood resembles a 360 more...
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:15
NightDehumidifier
Upon hindsight, the block of wood is more fun than at least 3/4ths of the entire Wii library, even more perhaps.
pixelsword's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:19
pixelsword
@BlackSheep:

A brick resembles a 360 the most, though...
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:20
NihonTiger90
You'd get more out of the block of wood than a Wii.
Luigi takes over's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:20
Luigi takes over
Know what would've been funny? If she had bought a PS3 and they sent her a george foreman grill instead.

quit bashing the wii :[.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:21
Technophile
I dunno, I tend to get wood whenever I order stuff online.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:23
Colette Bennett
I didn't bash it. I said it'll end up gathering dust because mine has and this is also mentioned a great deal by most gamers. There's a difference between bashing and personal opinion.
GeneralWong's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:25
GeneralWong
LMFAO!!!!

I know i shouldn't laugh but that is pretty amusing.
PsychosesMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:26
PsychosesMan
Hey, can I steal that? "Illiterate trollop" is the perfect insult to tack on to spelling corrections.
Vader582's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:27
Vader582
In other news, a recent review from <insert Nintendo fanboy website here> gave the Wii block of wood a 95% rating and a 4 out of 5 for originality!

Best use of the word trollop I've seen in a very long time. :thumbsup: :)
slapme7times's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:33
slapme7times
'Do your job, you illiterate trollop.'

at least we're all friends :)

that's so awesome. I would have done it just to see the look on his face.
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:33
jdub28
I wonder if you will be able to see all the dust flying off wii's from space sunday morning

MGS4 might cause a level 7 dustplosion
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:36
MaxVest
Colette, you really need to update your info. Nintendo has been putting blocks of wood into Wii boxes at the factory for months now, and it hasn't hurt sales.
harrmonica's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:36
harrmonica
anybody wonder why this guy even bothers to ship a piece a wood in a wii box? he's obviously decided to pocket the cash...i guess he got satisfaction in sending a nice fu package to complete the transaction. theres a special place in hell for people like that. i am shocked that people still get taken by ebay scammers. good luck. ebay=the suck when it comes to getting your money back.
Klytus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:47
Klytus
"What sits on shelves alone or in pairs
And collects al your dust for free?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Wii, Wii, Wii!

It's Wii, Wii, it's small, it's vapid, it's wood.
It's Wii, Wii, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a Wii! You're gonna love it, Wii!
Come on and get your Wii! Everyone needs a Wii!"
brobots's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:49
brobots
He shouldn't feel too bad. I hear Wood's got some great games coming out for it soon. And it's got awesome hardware reliability. Ever heard of wood breaking down?
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:50
MechaMonkey
So would you say the Nintendo Wii gave this person wood?

Because that would be a great penis pun.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:51
Chocobo Knight
Just think of the games you could get with WiiWoo:

No More Termites
Endless Splinters
Super Mahogany Galaxy
Legend of Zelda: Twig Princess
Metreeoid 3
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:52
blehman
"Then when you get it you can invite all those people over to play multiplayer games and waggle your Wiimotes at each other and in a few months there'll be a thin layer of dust on it and you'll forget why you clamored for it in the first place."

I have to agree with this. Until just recently when I apologized to my wii (shameless self-plug) it just kinda sat there for....oh, let's say six months, because after the party game fun wore out I hadn't really wanted to play anything on it. And illiterate trollop is my favorite new saying.
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:52
BenHaskett
Haha... Trollop.

Poor bastard. Gotta check that user feedback...
Lightthrower's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 11:56
Lightthrower
"Then when you get it you can invite all those people over to play multiplayer games and waggle your Wiimotes at each other and in a few months there'll be a thin layer of dust on it and you'll forget why you clamored for it in the first place. Trust us -- we're real gamers."

Exactly! The Wii is a overhyped console that everyone wants because... everyone wants it. It's marketed for stupid people and it works. I love you Colette!
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 12:05
Colette Bennett
big hugs for Lightthrower

I love your user icon, btw ^__^
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 12:08
Snaileb
THAT.. is depressing.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 12:14
Samit Sarkar
Thanks for expanding my vocabulary, Colette!

WORD OF THE DAY
trol·lop (\'trä-ləp\) noun a vulgar or disreputable woman; especially: one who engages in sex promiscuously or for money

MiOdd's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 12:22
MiOdd
Just wanted to add that my Wii is dust free thank you! =)
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 12:24
Aziel13
dun dun DUN!
Vader582's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 12:24
Vader582
@MiOdd: You dust often?
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 12:24
Dexter345
God, people are assholes. I hate other human beings.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 12:28
Tubatic
OH SNAP! Wii Boom Blox street date is broken!

. . . I'm sorry. Really . . .
Vyruz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 12:31
Vyruz
Damn, that's the 4th I've heard this year (yes 2008)
First a man telephone set gets swapped with 2 cans of soup.
then someone's Hard drive with dried beans.
2 (they returned the first and then got an other) Ipod boxes filled with rocks.
(not to mention the Xbox-box filled with clothes)
and now a woo-d.
what is up with people lately, all these switcharoos.

in china people's wii's got switched by a hacked GBA in a casing weighed down with lead, how's that?
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 12:35
Kayka
Hey kid you want a toy?

*nodnod*

How about a bike?

No!

A videogame?

NOOO!

Well ok...you pick a toy!

Hmm..I want..LOG!!!!
ajay42's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 12:37
ajay42
"Then when you get it you can invite all those people over to play multiplayer games and waggle your Wiimotes at each other and in a few months there'll be a thin layer of dust on it and you'll forget why you clamored for it in the first place. Trust us -- we're real gamers. We know."

Or you know, they could play the games that are made for it. They could do that.
free touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 12:48
free touch
HAHA ITS FUN TO BASH THE WII PSTRIPLE RULZ XBOXFAGSIXTY AMIDOINITRITE??

And on a related not, ebay will have to give the guy his money back. Because once an internet ninja disappears, the only way to find him is through 4chan... and they aren't your personal army.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 12:49
Kyousuke Nanbu
That reminds me of the PSP box that had a gameboy inside of it.

Goddamn scammers.
tincow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 12:50
tincow
Regarding the crime of "appealing to stupid people":

Nintendo and the Wii, for having the nerve to embrace casual gaming and trying to expand the market with unusual games?

*OR*

Colette, for transparently posting Wii news just so she can spend the last paragraph bashing the system and getting high-fives from the Wii-haters club on Destructoid.


(More the latter than the former, IMO.)

Yeah, we got it... there is a group of people who think the Wii is a dust-coated gimmicky waggle-box with no good games and that only stupid people could enjoy playing.
grrza's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 12:51
grrza
Poor guy.
Still kinda makes me lol though.
twincannon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 13:00
twincannon
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!
Klytus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 13:21
Klytus
Hold on Tincow.
Im dialing 911 right now!
SubOrbital's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 13:54
SubOrbital
Unbias journalism? Not here on Destructoid. Way to make the site look like shit with your thinly veiled bit of fanboyism hate on the Wii, Collette. Idiot.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 14:00
Colette Bennett
It isn't veiled. The Wii has disappointed me. Last time I checked freedom of speech was still in effect. You may want to stick to Nintendo-centric sites if you can't handle honest criticism. As I said before, there's a difference between bias and criticism. At least I don't stoop to namecalling to people who don't share my every opinion.
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 14:03
TheStripe
Well, some of enjoy games like No More Heroes and Zack and Wiki.

I guess that makes us idiots. Thanks, Colette.
Qais Fulton's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 14:04
Qais Fulton
Awwwww, somebody got butthurt that people have opinions based on experiential evidence.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/07/2008 14:10
Sharpless
I was actually just watching an old episode of Numb3rs last night which dealt with an MMORPG's ARG. It was a great reminder of how the mainstream world does not know how to handle gaming. It's kind of insulting, but... I don't know. What the hell are you going to do? (It did have James Urbaniak in it though, so that was a win.)
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