At the conclusion of a recent episode of "Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin," Anthony Burch instantly and remorselessly bought Shadow Complex off Xbox Live Arcade, subsequently funding an author who has referred to homosexuals as "hypocrites."
When reached for comment, Burch was typically full of sh*t. "I didn't mean to buy it," he told Destructoid, "Ash just handed me the controller, I don't hate gay people," the gay-hating game critic said.
After delivering said comment, Burch punched every gay person in the face and high-fived Glenn Beck.
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1:00 PM on 01.30.2010
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/Awesome.
oh and:
DarkRyder09
ash you are my type of woman willllllllllll youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu marryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
FUCK. GAMETRAILERS.
"haha that was funny. also, homos are hypocrites. they want to be treated with equality but discriminate anyone who is not gay. those fags can go to hell"
FUCK. GAME TRAILERS.
I call shenanigans!
Also, I paused the video so I could read this. I should have just waited! Grr, you.
lulz
Someone is jealous.
It's easily the worst script I've ever heard in a game that didn't have to be translated to be in English. Even counting in some of the terrible translations we've seen over the years, I might still rank it #1 at sucking. And it's not just the dialog, everything about the story makes me think that in addition to being stupid mormons the guys writing it have to be retarded. And possibly retarded children no older than 5.
Makes Glenn Beck's deranged scratching on his chalkboard seem like a master work of English literature in comparison.