12:08 PM on 07.20.2007
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Niero
In 2006, two of the greatest voices in video game blogging were lost in a freak Wiring accident. We mourned, but everything happens for a reason. By the great power of Chtulhu and advances in robotics, these two enigmas now return to finish what they started.
You know them from Kotaku. You've read them on Wired. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm happy to announce new associate editors Eliza Gauger and John Brownlee will now be writing for Destructoid, starting immediately next week (barring outbreaks of Ebola and bathtub electrocution). I'm sure that many of you missed reading them as I did, so if you can imagine me making-out with myself then you'll understand how happy we are to have them. They merely demanded the blood of thousand eagles and my vintage collection of underage Chris Furniss polaroids, which I gladly accepted.
Mr. Destructoid would also like to introduce the fetal adoption of their art + culture blog: Ectoplasmosis into our growing influential network of Japanese tentacle porn and unaffordable gadgetry. If the idea of a fat Wonder Woman and 1,500 Filipino prisoners performing Thriller isn't exciting enough to fill your morning, you can stop by for deep discounts on used panties.
Dear gaming industry: please brace yourselves to enjoy the new size of our collective testicles.
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I mean.. BLACK PLAGUE!
No complaints here...
Welcome!
Also, oddly, I was on MovieKick earlier today... get that thing rollin! The movie industry needs to fear the robot!
Sweet! Welcome back you guys.
Hope unemployment land treated you well.
/hugs
BTW - I want to attend one of these Thriller performances?
Who want a brick of filipino cocaine?
SHHHH!!! He'll HEAR YOU!!!!
FUCK YEAH!
I've been longing for this day.....HELL FUCKING YES!
PSST! - post that they're "fukin' looser sellouts!!1!" , then go listen to some My Chemical Romance CD's for an hour.
I would write a letter to your local congressman.
Can't hack it at wired? Come to dtoid.
OR be picked apart by? Welcome to Destructoid!!
To the 2 new bloggers... Welcome! I hope you didn't have to let Mr. D. put his finger inside you for the gig.
WELCOME!
Two of my favourite journalists, it was depressing when they left Kotaku, I followed Eliza to her site though and to Game|Life, pretty cool art too if you want to check her out.
PS: Are these two Siamese twins?
Dude, Dtoid rocks.
Don't suck.
Welcome welcome welcome
hoo-rah!
He's never been on the cruise either. You're both coming!
I'm also surprised no one has came out with the
"Who the fuck is ______ _____???" yet.
Linde add me on XBOX for Bomberman, or I will sink your SS Cocksock.