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Angry atheists don't like Spore

7:02 PM on 08.11.2008, Jim Sterling 75 comments

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If there's one thing I hate more than a militant religious nut, it's a militant atheist nut. At least crazy fundamentalists have some sort of excuse for their preachy behavior -- an overbearing, pushy atheist is simply being an arsehole. I hate it when a bunch of Dr. Dawkins wannabes decide to take things too far and end up no better than the only religious people they should have a problem with (the nutters), which is why I can only grimace to find that so far, it's just atheists that have found something to complain about with Will Wright's Spore.

You'd think that the presence of evolution might set off the fundies, but no. Wright claims that so far, the only ones who have a problem are militant atheists who are offended because Spore includes religion. According to the visionary game designer:
"So far I've had no critical feedback at all from anybody who is religious feeling that we were misrepresenting religion or it was bad to represent religion in the game. It was really the atheists."
Just goes to show really that whatever peoples' theological leanings, there's always room to be an utter c*nt. Complaining that a game features religion is just as demented as the hardline Christians who hate books that have wizards in because they don't promote the word of The Lord. Getting all huffy over Spore, of all things, is downright pathetic and I'm glad that the people currently stomping their feet over it are destined to burn for all eternity in the fiery pits of Lucifer's blackest Hell.

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Pacopaco at 08/11/2008 19:19
Every group has its small clump of individuals that make the larger, more intelligent and rational group members look bad - not to mention the cause itself. It's unfortunate these fools tend to be the most outspoken as well.

For gamers, that small clump is actually rather sizeable as evidenced by the comments sections in many gaming forums and the Eternity's Child review comments (which actually worked on several levels).
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Professor Pew at 08/11/2008 19:20
All hail Atheos, god of the pure atheists. Dicks of the internet.
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SunTzu at 08/11/2008 19:23
lol, Post-Carlin Atheism.

Hedonism and Apathy, kids. The presence of Magical Men in the Sky is irrelevant.

Just pretend he's Joe Pesci.
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Sharpless at 08/11/2008 19:25
Yeah, preachy atheists are greatly underrated on the annoyingness scale. No different from the worst sorts of "Christians," in my opinion.
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SourGr8pes at 08/11/2008 19:29
Civ 4 had extensive use of religion, just like 1 billion other video games. So where was the outcry then? It sounds like someone wants their time in the limelight...

As an atheist myself, I'd like to punch these athiests in the mouth. These are the people that get their panties in a wad knowing they have to coexist with religious types.
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Amp at 08/11/2008 19:32
Really? Atheists are being up-in-arms about the fact that the game merely features religion in it?

That's certainly the path easiest traveled, I suppose.

I read the title and half expected that it was their own god, evolution, that was misrepresented. Since things aren't actually developing naturally over time, they are all according to the will of a divine hand in the game, that divine hand being the player. That means, of course, that it's not really evolution at all.
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Alexradl at 08/11/2008 19:34
You've got to be kidding me. Controversy for the sake of controversy. Everyone is always angry/offended about something.
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eternalplayer2345 at 08/11/2008 19:36
"My child played spore and became interested in God!, It's clear spore is just another attempted of Christians trying to convert us under the guise of evolutionary theory"

Is it like "opposite day and then screw said opposite in the face" day?
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Projectexodus at 08/11/2008 19:55
Arent people taking his quote a bit TOO much out of proportions? This is not a controversy, and I doubt the atheists in question cared THAT much about it that they where offended by it.

I'm just saying this because I want to prevent the shitstorm that happened on the Kotaku commenting section. Let us be rational in our discussion, ok?
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mrplow8 at 08/11/2008 20:00
Why do they pick Spore of all things to hate? Mortal Kombat has gods in it. Why don't extreme atheists hate that? It's because they know Sub-Zero will rip their spine out, that's why.

That's the problem. If Will Wright would just turn into a dragon and bite people in half or take off his face to reveal a fire breathing skeleton face, these extremists wouldn't mess with him.
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Leathersoup at 08/11/2008 20:04
I believe the main gist of the comments were that the game more closely resembles intelligent design than evolution. Although from the number of penis monsters I'd doubt the intelligent part of it. ;)
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Phantom Spaceman at 08/11/2008 20:05
Allied Atheist Alliance vs. United Atheist Alliance vs. Unified Atheist League vs. Spore!!!
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king3vbo at 08/11/2008 20:05
EVOLUTION AMUK
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Velt at 08/11/2008 20:09
@Profesor Pew:
incredible statement.

And I ask: isnt a man entitled to the spore of his brow?
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CrudeDarkness at 08/11/2008 20:17
this is a very good opportunity to showcase the best debate video that I have ever seen called the Quran and the Bible in the light of science.
This video is a must watch.
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Agnostic at 08/11/2008 20:18
I better see some AGNOSTIC creations in Spore or I'm going to be pissed!
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realyst at 08/11/2008 20:33
<- orthodox agnostheism ftw!
(really trying hard to get that registered as an official 'religion' ;) )
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loquax at 08/11/2008 20:42
Take a fucking chill pill, Jim! If the worst "militant atheists" have to throw at the world is a "critical response", then I think we should count ourselves lucky. Who cares if they act like cunts? They're not trying to ban the game. They're not picketing funerals. They're not blowing up mosques. Militant atheists piss you off more than militant theists? I think I'll call that exaggeration and keep you in my good books.

This one should be filed under "ignore them and laugh at them"
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Bioautographical at 08/11/2008 20:56
Mortal Kombat has gods in it. Why don't extreme atheists hate that?

Because they were gods of smaller territories, not of all creation. Mega-huge omni-gods are fucking boring, they expect prayer and fasting and all that jazz.

It's hard to be annoyed at a god that is willing and able to beat the loving piss out of you.
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Magesx at 08/11/2008 20:59
Loquax, you wouldn't be saying that if it were non-militant Christians protesting this game.
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The-Excel at 08/11/2008 21:21
@Bioautographical:
That's why Norse mythology is my favorite of all the mythologies.
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akathatoneguy at 08/11/2008 21:37
This one should be a Captain Obvious story. Go figure, atheists can be dicks??? Ha! As much as Christians/others can be judgemental and naive, atheists are often know-it-all pricks.

And in case you're wondering, I'm probably an agnostic. It may be boring, but it's honest!
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Eschatos at 08/11/2008 22:02
Makes the rest of us look bad. Fuck you asshole atheists, you're no better than the religious you hate.
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ace of knaves at 08/11/2008 23:03
I am not affiliated with them.

And if some of the stupider atheists wanted to be angry at something in Spore, shouldn't it be that you take on the role of an omnipotent being that dictates all of existence?
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Daxelman at 08/11/2008 23:07
CTHULHU 08!
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TheDirtyHobo at 08/11/2008 23:11
Heretic, now you have a glimpse at what christian gamers feel like when the extremists start opening their mouths.

Science forbid a game show evolution and God in it, that's just plain unfathomable!
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whormongr at 08/11/2008 23:47
"Every group has its small clump of individuals that make the larger, more intelligent and rational group members look bad"
sorry to shoot you down.... one word scientologists
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whormongr at 08/11/2008 23:51
@Heretic I agree, being an atheist myself- what people don't understand is that there is a difference between atheists like myself that do not believe in a religion and those that feel that they somehow need to destroy religion- if you feel the overwhelming need to convince others of your beliefs you are not confident in them yourself
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Mantra at 08/11/2008 23:53
Just out of curiosity, what is the excuse crazy fundamentalists have for their preachy behavior?
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fetusmilk at 08/12/2008 00:07
wouldn't spore technically be intelligent design? since we are creating the creatures.
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media haze at 08/12/2008 00:09
this post is f.cking ridiculous. A couple atheist in a focus group did not like the god overtones in a god game? Does that even make sence and really...who the f,ck cares.
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whatisdelicious at 08/12/2008 00:11
I'm atheist, and I would like to point out that this guy does not represent me at all. I played Black & White and loved it, so if there's a dash of B&W in Spore, then that's cool.

I really hate when people try to force their beliefs on others.
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Justice at 08/12/2008 00:44
CREATIONISM!
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atheistium at 08/12/2008 00:46
I am an atheist (obviously) and I want spore so hard.
Stfu random angry people >.<;;
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Stahlbrand at 08/12/2008 00:56
Typical atheist baiting. A non-event becomes a game of 'oooh aren't atheists annoying'.

The linked riginal Eurogamer 'omg atheists hate Spore' article is pathetic and so is this post. Did anybody read the interview the little article is based on? Because the quoted text is the only and entire discussion of atheist feedback in it.

Also, "Militant Atheist" is the single fucking lamest smear I've ever heard.

Yeah, a bearded guy making pithy blog comments from his home office, HOLY SHIT, THATS SOME MILITANT MOTHERING ATHEISM YOU GOT THERE!

I knew it was them no good atheists behind Ulster and Kashmir!

The original inteview that this all based on says just about nothing, Will Write is responding to a loaded question where he was fed the lines "militant atheist" and Chris Hitchens.
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jackal27 at 08/12/2008 00:56
"I hate it when a bunch of Dr. Dawkins wannabes decide to take things too far and end up no better than the only religious people they should have a problem with (the nutters)"

Thank you for that... I'm a Christian gamer and it really is hard being the minority most of the time and having my beliefs misrepresented and bashed... So when I hear something that's fair it lets me breath a little easier... Please remember that just like anything else, the majority of us aren't nut jobs... The ones that are just get the most publicity...
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Stahlbrand at 08/12/2008 01:00
Show me the legions of angry atheists. Where is the beef in this fake outrage?
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Flagg at 08/12/2008 01:06
That's why the game should have been called 'Natural Selection' with you playing as that mechanism. As it is, and as it's been advertised it might as well be called 'Intelligent Design'.
Being an Atheist and an ardent supporter of evolutionary theory, I'm somewhat concerned that this will somehow bolster the cause of idiots pushing for creationism to be taught in schools as if it's anything other than bronze age mythology, but at the end of the day it's just a game and people need to get over it.
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donkeykong at 08/12/2008 01:08
To be honest, religion in games makes me feel a little uncomfortable sometimes, even if it's just subtle undertones. I'm not crazy though, and I'd never write a letter to a developer to say "hey I'm crazy and here's my f*cking crazy idea!" or whatever the letter would say.
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Gavin at 08/12/2008 01:19
I'm an atheist and religion in a video game doesn't bother me as long as it is part of the world and/or story. Honesty, I couldn't for the life of me get offended by anything religious in a video game because the games are fiction just like all religions.
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TheDirtyHobo at 08/12/2008 02:05
"wouldn't spore technically be intelligent design?"

You're assuming that peoples designs are intelligent, not just "lol it looks like he has a penis"

@Stahlbrand - The article isn't about baiting extreme atheists, it's highlighting the irony that they're the ones complaining about a game based vaguely on evolution. Though I can agree, it is pretty much a "non-event", this tiny so-called "atheist baiting" is nothing compared to the religious bashings that occur on a majority of the internet, including Dtoid. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen, etc.
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Emrah at 08/12/2008 02:18
Will Wright himself is an atheist.

I think when there was (although, unfounded) criticism to his game, which is probably like a son to him by now, he went overboard and called these guys "militant", but it's supposed to be a joke. It is not like they have thrown eggs in his face or killed his cat or sent death threats.

Propogating the idea of "militant atheists" just because he joked about it is not justified. They just criticized a portion of the game, they did not start street protesting or anything.
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Stahlbrand at 08/12/2008 02:28
@TheDirtyHobo

Sorry if my comments about the post itself came off as anything more than bored and dismissive. And the original EG article is baiting in the sense that its trying to 'poke back' on behalf of sensitive religious types by saying "see, atheists are crazy too, so there, nah nah", but without actually being based on anything concrete.

Its sad, because all this is in reaction to the interviewer asking "did you hear any shit from 'MILITANT ATHEISTS' like the evil Christopher Hitchens, Will?" and the reply "well yeah, we were surprised that some people took issue with intelligent design overtones'. There is no equivocacy here, but the point of the article is to act like there is.

No 'league of MILITANT ATHEISTS' sent lawyers and spokespeople to Sunday morning news talkshows to tell the Glenn Becks and Larry Kings of the world how harmful Spore is to children. No groups of incensed parents mounted picket lines in front of EB to try to stop people from supporting the wishy-washy 'hidden messages' of the game.

Anything that happened was like what Flagg said above: People who are justifiably concerned about the quality of science education in North America expressing their disappointment that an interesting game pointlessly extends some tacit support for creationist BS, when not invoking such themes at all would have been easier.

This is why I said 'baiting' and not 'bashing'. There's no meat on these bones, but the EG writer tries to whip up a story on the 'omg atheists are just like fundamentalists' tip.

FWIW, I don't have a horse in this race. I don't care about religious themes in games at all, its all storytelling shorthand and setting to me.

I just get bored by watching articles like EG's fleshless 'OMG atheist = crazy like relious' article get bounced through the echo chamber.

Also, I just love to hear myself talk in my head when I re-read my posts and have nothing better to do ;)
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hpv at 08/12/2008 02:29
@akathatoneguy: Being an agnostic is either dishonest or stupid. Ask me how.
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Murumasa123 at 08/12/2008 02:57
Being an Atheist, Although not a militant one, I can say that this is a total non story. Its funny by the time it reachs Dtoid that apparently this critism is about their sensibilities.
MABYE the atheists were pointing out how others could be offended. Cos if they actually are offended that'll be a nutty religious thing to do.
Anyway atheists are probally mroe likely to see the game before religious folk who are too busy praying anyway in their funny little temples.
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wardrox at 08/12/2008 02:59
Close. But no. Sorry Jim.
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TheDirtyHobo at 08/12/2008 06:23
Ok, Stahl, I understand most of what you're saying and all, but that doesn't change the fact that this is one small and admittedly weak criticism of atheists in a massive sea of the generally atheist gamer population. Taking things to unnecessary levels isn't a trait only belonging to religions, anyone can do it.

As both a Christian gamer and future (in college ;_;) scientist, I strongly agree that quality science education is something that our education system needs to work on; however, Spore really has nothing to do with that. If Spore were truly a "game" based entirely on evolution, the player would just be sitting back and watching a movie play, which isn't much of a game at all. The "creationism" that's being put into the game is the fact that you're able to actually do anything.

Really, the only reason this is even an issue is because it's a game that's based off of evolution; no one bitches that you can omnipotently control multiple people in an RPG game, making them bend to your will. No one cares that you can customize your character in most Sports games or western RPGs. Spore isn't any different, you just make your creatures and control them.

@hpv, I'm probably walking into a trap here, considering you dared someone to ask you how... but, how? Atheism is outright denying the existence of a god, agnosticism is saying you don't know whether there is or isn't one, and generally speaking, you don't care either. Going back to a discussion I had with some friends, it's basically the difference between saying "I'm glad Bernie Mac is dead, I didn't like any of his work, he deserved it" compared to "Bernie Mac's death doesn't really effect me, I didn't like much of what he did anyways, so I don't have a reason to mourn his death." Agnosticism is just a neutral state, one side doesn't effect you more than the other, they're both possibilities. You might show preference towards one or the other, but you're leaving your foot in the door so that you aren't completely shut out.

Unless you're going for the "it's either stupid because you really believe in a god and just want to party while you're alive and have an excuse, or it's dishonest because you know god doesn't exist and you're keeping a 'just in case' card with you." Which is true for some, but doesn't apply to all agnostics.
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zombiekiller13 at 08/12/2008 06:42
Goddamn...it's a game. You're not playing it? Fine...put down the protest sign and go do something productive.

You are playing it? See my first point...IT'S A GAME. You can make everyone happy all the time.

Christ, if developers had to appease everyone, we'd have a game where a box sits in the middle of a white room, and your objective is to not move it. Then again, someone would probably get mad because it promotes a sedentary lifestyle...

Fuck everyone. Unless the game is saying "hey, screw you <insert religion here>", move along. Even then...IT'S A FUCKING GAME. It's not trying to prove that X is better than Y. It was made to allow people to take a break from reality and have a little fun.
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