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And the mysterious new Zen Pinball table is ... photo

The week's biggest mystery, by far, was what this teaser image had to do with the PlayStation Network title Zen Pinball. Ninjas and pinball, together? Not in my lifetime, buddy.

Or so I thought. As it turns out, Zen Pinball is in fact getting a Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 table complete with a happy recreation of Sky City Tokyo like Mr. Chester imagined it would. I jokingly suggested that ZEN Studios should change the pinballs into cute little breasts to better realize the tone of NGS2.

Since the new table hasn't been given a specific date yet -- just a tentative "October" release -- the team could probably whip something together.








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Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 17:41
Arttemis
I would buy 10 if the game played with breast balls.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 17:43
bodybreak
I see your ten and raise you twenty for breast-balls.
reindall's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 17:46
reindall
I can imagine it will have a pair of beautifully stylized bumpers which will flop up and down when struck with the ball.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 17:51
Jordan Devore
It's probably best they haven't put out any screenshots of the thing yet, because the real table can't possibly compete with what I'm envisioning now.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 17:53
Jonathan Holmes
breast balls
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 17:58
Naim Master
Holmes is right.
Solid Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 18:37
Solid Squirrel
Howard Johsnon is right!
Solid Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 18:37
Solid Squirrel
Wow, did I ever screw that joke up with the misspell.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/06/2009 22:47
hpv
Are boob physics confirmed?
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