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And now for your daily WTF: The realistic Pikachu


Hamza CTZ Aziz \\ 04.29.2008	83 comments

So you've seen the realistic take on Super Mario and the realistic take on Bowser. Sure, both of those were creepy, but I think I've found something that tops both of those.

This realistic Pikachu was made by Dogsfather and would have been perfect for an Art Attack Friday. Unfortunately, he doesn't have much game related stuff. In fact, half of his game related stuff I wouldn't be able post since it consists of Samus Aran being naked.

This take makes perfect sense as Pikachu is a mammal after all. This is how Pokemon like this should be giving birth, not with an egg. Of course, if we look at it all realistically, I have to wonder what an Onyx birth would be like.

Thanks to the folks at Haloz! Also, take a look at their site. They do the whole ICanHasCheezBurger thing with videogame scenes and unlike other sites, they're funny.

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Chad Concelmo says:
04/29/2008 19:04

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :(

MrSadistic says:
04/29/2008 19:04

wtf

CypherVR says:
04/29/2008 19:04

*Shudder*

Grim says:
04/29/2008 19:05

That is so f'ing creepy...

Wexx says:
04/29/2008 19:07

No. We do that outside.

that1dood says:
04/29/2008 19:12

...yuck.

DaTgUy says:
04/29/2008 19:13

WTF!?

BaronVonTito says:
04/29/2008 19:14

I don't know what creeps me out the most. The picture itself, or the fact that someone thought drawing Pikachu nipples was a good idea.

moot button says:
04/29/2008 19:14

wtf! why do they all have fountain pens for ears?!

linuxguy says:
04/29/2008 19:15

just imagine 2 pikachus copulating

NWKopf says:
04/29/2008 19:15

Besides the rosy red cheeks (and lightning abilities, for that matter), Pikachu could pass as a real animal.

superflossy says:
04/29/2008 19:16

the teets... they are so shiny....

razerangel says:
04/29/2008 19:16

An onyx birth would be freaking sore!

Also the baby pikachus look so cute :)!

TheHunter234 says:
04/29/2008 19:18

Well I'm sufficiently creeped-out for the rest of the day.

dephect says:
04/29/2008 19:19

As I said before in IRC.... this is scary, the fact that someone took so much time to draw this freaks me out. They need to do some soul searching.

Origim says:
04/29/2008 19:21

Does it say Pickachu I choose you every time it craps one of the damn things out? One of those so damn creepy it's awesome kind of deals.

MaxVest says:
04/29/2008 19:21

In order to express my disgust, I went looking for the Samus Aran art you mentioned, but couldn't find any.

My revulsion was so great that I checked twice.

The Bez says:
04/29/2008 19:21

FAP FAP FAP

Cheeburga says:
04/29/2008 19:23

dear god

Sharpless says:
04/29/2008 19:23

I don't know why, but that doesn't really disturb me.

Gantz says:
04/29/2008 19:24

oh dear god...

MisterMingo says:
04/29/2008 19:29

AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! :3

I don't know why so many of you find this creepy. I find it adorable. Look at the little baby Pika-Piis. :o

kawitchate says:
04/29/2008 19:32

i'm not gonna lie.
i went straight for the Samus.

CypherVR says:
04/29/2008 19:33

MaxVest says:
04/29/2008 19:36

@Sharpless: I'm with you. It's actually kind of cute. Maybe because I don't have a long gaming relationship with Pikachu.

CrocBox says:
04/29/2008 19:37

That's nowhere near as disturbing as the real Mario or Bowser. And Dogsfather has a very disturbing art style with the rest of his stuff. >_> Wish I could unsee some of it...

CWal37 says:
04/29/2008 19:39

@MaxVest
You need to be logged in to see it.

Samit Sarkar says:
04/29/2008 19:50

That�s just not kosher...

*shudders* It�s a good thing I haven�t eaten in around 27 hours, or the contents of my stomach would be all over my keyboard.

MaxVest says:
04/29/2008 19:53

@Samit: The contents of your GTA IV driving guide need to be all over your blog.

Also, stop starving yourself. I know, I know -- "My skinny jeans are just two pounds away!!" That way lies madness.

Scary Womanizing Pig Mask says:
04/29/2008 20:05

The babies bieng Pichus is a nice touch

Redzie says:
04/29/2008 20:09

WAIT, WAIT. Pokemon comes from eggs so why the fuck does this pikachu have nipples???
seriously, WTF.

Lachesis says:
04/29/2008 20:17

I thought Pikachu had boy parts :(

TheRemedy says:
04/29/2008 20:17

platypus (platypi?) are mammals and lay eggs as well

vrplumber says:
04/29/2008 20:29

Sorry for the off topicness of this, but does anyone know when the Dead Fantasy third video is coming? I loved the first two must have more

vrplumber says:
04/29/2008 20:31

Also shocks

Pikatoid FTW

mudkip5000 says:
04/29/2008 20:38

So, how exactly does a Pichu evolve into a Pikachu?

welkstar says:
04/29/2008 20:38

Um... riiiiiight....

Jim Sterling says:
04/29/2008 20:44

OH JESUS CHRIST!

weirdfunk says:
04/29/2008 20:51

Sweet maryann mother of joseph.
There goes my smile for the week

liquidninja says:
04/29/2008 20:57

I imagine Onyx would be born the same way Mr Hankey was.

RAB says:
04/29/2008 20:58

HAMZA YOU FUCKING LIAR

RAB says:
04/29/2008 20:59

AND AGAIN

Dexter345 says:
04/29/2008 21:13

"...half of his game related stuff I wouldn't be able post since it consists of Samus Aran being naked."

I don't see the problem.

Endstiem says:
04/29/2008 21:32

Am I the only one who _isn't_ creeped out over this? It's a really nice piece of artwork.

007 says:
04/29/2008 21:35

I'd suck that...

OK, no I wouldn't. Not in a million fucking years.

also, I is not in yo' friends list no mo'... :(

inque says:
04/29/2008 21:37

So much teats!!

Eschatos says:
04/29/2008 21:45

Aside from the nipples, a real life pikachu would be the most amazing thing ever.

The-Excel says:
04/29/2008 21:49

NSFW much?

@Endstiem:
I believe you and I have seen it all if you're like that.

JDUB X says:
04/29/2008 21:53

thanks for the nightmares

Kyousuke Nanbu says:
04/29/2008 21:53

Why creepy? Anyone who's seen an animal give birth would see this, you guys need to live a little more.

I find it kinda cute actually.

nademagnet says:
04/29/2008 21:54

hahahaha, it's kinda cute... like a dog or cat with puppies or kittens... I mean come on people, you act like you've never seen stuff like this in the REAL WORLD.

kevinski says:
04/29/2008 22:12

What the shit?

NihonTiger90 says:
04/29/2008 22:16

Dammit, Hamza. Just dammit.

WDot says:
04/29/2008 22:35

I think this is better than that old photoshop of the regular mouse with Pikachu fur.

Anybody who's ever had a pet shouldn't be disturbed by this.

Knives says:
04/29/2008 22:52

I think Redzie has big point there.

Cube says:
04/29/2008 23:30

Hot I like it.

The Unforgivable says:
04/29/2008 23:43

disturbing.

TrailerParkJesus says:
04/30/2008 00:14

why would you do this to us?

The-Excel says:
04/30/2008 00:25

@TrailerParkJesus:
It builds character. Suck it up.

Qalamari says:
04/30/2008 00:49

I kinda like artwork that takes a "what if" approach to the subject matter... and you can't deny the artist has some skill to evoke such a reaction in so many people.

ShinSennju says:
04/30/2008 00:56

Its not that creepy, pokemon are basically animals, so its the same as watching a pig or a dog with their young, pretty natural.

Mutant Pope says:
04/30/2008 05:00

Yes pokemon are animals. And animals are for eating. Roast picachu intrigues my taste buds.

vampireblood says:
04/30/2008 05:08

Yep this is some sick sick stuff right there.

I'll NEVER see pikachu again the same.

Torzelan says:
04/30/2008 06:58

Awww those minipikas are adorable <3 The big one was well done and as for the "disturbing" part I just think it doesn't quite fit for several reasons (though appreciate the "what if" thinking) and ignore it.

ThelolDranger says:
04/30/2008 07:06

"OOH i wouldnt be able to post naked pictures of Samus cuz all the 12 year old morons on this site would take offense!" WAAAH!! WAAAH!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Fucking coward.

foxhound009 says:
04/30/2008 07:42

WTF!! That is disturbing.......................

Demtor says:
04/30/2008 08:25

Quick Ned! Its coming right for us!

Holyetheline says:
04/30/2008 08:31

Is pikachu a mammal?

Genki-JAM says:
04/30/2008 09:19

@Holyetheline
Well it must be since it has all those mammalries!

</rimshot>

MisterMingo says:
04/30/2008 09:44

I would think Pokemon like Pikachu would be Monotremes like a platypus or echidna, since they come from eggs. But hey, artistic license.

And again, you guys are fucking pussies. This is not nearly as disturbing as a lot of stuff I've seen on the internet. Tubgirl, Goarse, penis mutilations, harlequin babies, animal cruelty, lotus nipples... This isn't even on my "disturbing" radar.

And I agree, nice touch making the babies Pichus.

MechaMonkey says:
04/30/2008 10:44

[size=100]POKETITS[/size=100]

MechaMonkey says:
04/30/2008 10:45

I have failed.

mistic says:
04/30/2008 10:58

half of his game related stuff I wouldn't be able post since it consists of Samus Aran being naked.

Don't think too many people would mind though...

I really like that Pikachu...