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So you've seen the realistic take on Super Mario and the realistic take on Bowser. Sure, both of those were creepy, but I think I've found something that tops both of those.

This realistic Pikachu was made by Dogsfather and would have been perfect for an Art Attack Friday. Unfortunately, he doesn't have much game related stuff. In fact, half of his game related stuff I wouldn't be able post since it consists of Samus Aran being naked.  

This take makes perfect sense as Pikachu is a mammal after all. This is how Pokemon like this should be giving birth, not with an egg. Of course, if we look at it all realistically, I have to wonder what an Onyx birth would be like. 

Thanks to the folks at Haloz! Also, take a look at their site. They do the whole ICanHasCheezBurger thing with videogame scenes and unlike other sites, they're funny.


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Chad Concelmo's Avatar
Chad Concelmo at 04/29/2008 19:04
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :(
MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 04/29/2008 19:04
wtf
CypherVR's Avatar
CypherVR at 04/29/2008 19:04
*Shudder*
Jordan Grim Devore's Avatar
Jordan Grim Devore at 04/29/2008 19:05
That is so f'ing creepy...
Wexx's Avatar
Wexx at 04/29/2008 19:07
No. We do that outside.
that1dood's Avatar
that1dood at 04/29/2008 19:12
...yuck.
DaTgUy's Avatar
DaTgUy at 04/29/2008 19:13
WTF!?
BaronVonTito's Avatar
BaronVonTito at 04/29/2008 19:14
I don't know what creeps me out the most. The picture itself, or the fact that someone thought drawing Pikachu nipples was a good idea.
moot button's Avatar
moot button at 04/29/2008 19:14
wtf! why do they all have fountain pens for ears?!
linuxguy's Avatar
linuxguy at 04/29/2008 19:15
just imagine 2 pikachus copulating
NWKopf's Avatar
NWKopf at 04/29/2008 19:15
Besides the rosy red cheeks (and lightning abilities, for that matter), Pikachu could pass as a real animal.
superflossy's Avatar
superflossy at 04/29/2008 19:16
the teets... they are so shiny....
razerangel's Avatar
razerangel at 04/29/2008 19:16
An onyx birth would be freaking sore!

Also the baby pikachus look so cute :)!
TheHunter234's Avatar
TheHunter234 at 04/29/2008 19:18
Well I'm sufficiently creeped-out for the rest of the day.
dephect's Avatar
dephect at 04/29/2008 19:19
As I said before in IRC.... this is scary, the fact that someone took so much time to draw this freaks me out. They need to do some soul searching.
Origim's Avatar
Origim at 04/29/2008 19:21
Does it say Pickachu I choose you every time it craps one of the damn things out? One of those so damn creepy it's awesome kind of deals.
MaxVest's Avatar
MaxVest at 04/29/2008 19:21
In order to express my disgust, I went looking for the Samus Aran art you mentioned, but couldn't find any.

My revulsion was so great that I checked twice.
The Bez's Avatar
The Bez at 04/29/2008 19:21
FAP FAP FAP
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 04/29/2008 19:23
dear god
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 04/29/2008 19:23
I don't know why, but that doesn't really disturb me.
Gantz's Avatar
Gantz at 04/29/2008 19:24
oh dear god...
MisterMingo's Avatar
MisterMingo at 04/29/2008 19:29
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! :3

I don't know why so many of you find this creepy. I find it adorable. Look at the little baby Pika-Piis. :o
kawitchate's Avatar
kawitchate at 04/29/2008 19:32
i'm not gonna lie.
i went straight for the Samus.
CypherVR's Avatar
CypherVR at 04/29/2008 19:33
MaxVest's Avatar
MaxVest at 04/29/2008 19:36
@Sharpless: I'm with you. It's actually kind of cute. Maybe because I don't have a long gaming relationship with Pikachu.
CrocBox's Avatar
CrocBox at 04/29/2008 19:37
That's nowhere near as disturbing as the real Mario or Bowser. And Dogsfather has a very disturbing art style with the rest of his stuff. >_> Wish I could unsee some of it...
CWal37's Avatar
CWal37 at 04/29/2008 19:39
@MaxVest
You need to be logged in to see it.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 04/29/2008 19:50
That’s just not kosher...

*shudders* It’s a good thing I haven’t eaten in around 27 hours, or the contents of my stomach would be all over my keyboard.
MaxVest's Avatar
MaxVest at 04/29/2008 19:53
@Samit: The contents of your GTA IV driving guide need to be all over your blog.

Also, stop starving yourself. I know, I know -- "My skinny jeans are just two pounds away!!" That way lies madness.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Avatar
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask at 04/29/2008 20:05
The babies bieng Pichus is a nice touch
Redzie's Avatar
Redzie at 04/29/2008 20:09
WAIT, WAIT. Pokemon comes from eggs so why the fuck does this pikachu have nipples???
seriously, WTF.
Lachesis's Avatar
Lachesis at 04/29/2008 20:17
I thought Pikachu had boy parts :(
TheRemedy's Avatar
TheRemedy at 04/29/2008 20:17
platypus (platypi?) are mammals and lay eggs as well
vrplumber's Avatar
vrplumber at 04/29/2008 20:29
Sorry for the off topicness of this, but does anyone know when the Dead Fantasy third video is coming? I loved the first two must have more
vrplumber's Avatar
vrplumber at 04/29/2008 20:31
Also shocks

Pikatoid FTW
mudkip5000's Avatar
mudkip5000 at 04/29/2008 20:38
So, how exactly does a Pichu evolve into a Pikachu?
welkstar's Avatar
welkstar at 04/29/2008 20:38
Um... riiiiiight....
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 04/29/2008 20:44
OH JESUS CHRIST!
weirdfunk's Avatar
weirdfunk at 04/29/2008 20:51
Sweet maryann mother of joseph.
There goes my smile for the week
liquidninja's Avatar
liquidninja at 04/29/2008 20:57
I imagine Onyx would be born the same way Mr Hankey was.
RAB's Avatar
RAB at 04/29/2008 20:58
HAMZA YOU FUCKING LIAR

RAB's Avatar
RAB at 04/29/2008 20:59
AND AGAIN
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 04/29/2008 21:13
"...half of his game related stuff I wouldn't be able post since it consists of Samus Aran being naked."

I don't see the problem.
Endstiem's Avatar
Endstiem at 04/29/2008 21:32
Am I the only one who _isn't_ creeped out over this? It's a really nice piece of artwork.
007's Avatar
007 at 04/29/2008 21:35
I'd suck that...


OK, no I wouldn't. Not in a million fucking years.



also, I is not in yo' friends list no mo'... :(
inque's Avatar
inque at 04/29/2008 21:37
So much teats!!
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 04/29/2008 21:45
Aside from the nipples, a real life pikachu would be the most amazing thing ever.
The-Excel's Avatar
The-Excel at 04/29/2008 21:49
NSFW much?

@Endstiem:
I believe you and I have seen it all if you're like that.
JDUB X's Avatar
JDUB X at 04/29/2008 21:53
thanks for the nightmares
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar
Kyousuke Nanbu at 04/29/2008 21:53
Why creepy? Anyone who's seen an animal give birth would see this, you guys need to live a little more.

I find it kinda cute actually.
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