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So you've seen the realistic take on Super Mario and the realistic take on Bowser. Sure, both of those were creepy, but I think I've found something that tops both of those.

This realistic Pikachu was made by Dogsfather and would have been perfect for an Art Attack Friday. Unfortunately, he doesn't have much game related stuff. In fact, half of his game related stuff I wouldn't be able post since it consists of Samus Aran being naked.  

This take makes perfect sense as Pikachu is a mammal after all. This is how Pokemon like this should be giving birth, not with an egg. Of course, if we look at it all realistically, I have to wonder what an Onyx birth would be like. 

Thanks to the folks at Haloz! Also, take a look at their site. They do the whole ICanHasCheezBurger thing with videogame scenes and unlike other sites, they're funny.


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Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:04
Chad Concelmo
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! :(
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:04
MrSadistic
wtf
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:04
CypherVR
*Shudder*
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:05
Jordan Devore
That is so f'ing creepy...
Wexx's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:07
Wexx
No. We do that outside.
that1dood's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:12
that1dood
...yuck.
DaTgUy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:13
DaTgUy
WTF!?
BaronVonTito's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:14
BaronVonTito
I don't know what creeps me out the most. The picture itself, or the fact that someone thought drawing Pikachu nipples was a good idea.
moot button's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:14
moot button
wtf! why do they all have fountain pens for ears?!
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:15
linuxguy
just imagine 2 pikachus copulating
NWKopf's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:15
NWKopf
Besides the rosy red cheeks (and lightning abilities, for that matter), Pikachu could pass as a real animal.
superflossy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:16
superflossy
the teets... they are so shiny....
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:16
razerangel
An onyx birth would be freaking sore!

Also the baby pikachus look so cute :)!
TheHunter234's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:18
TheHunter234
Well I'm sufficiently creeped-out for the rest of the day.
dephect's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:19
dephect
As I said before in IRC.... this is scary, the fact that someone took so much time to draw this freaks me out. They need to do some soul searching.
Origim's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:21
Origim
Does it say Pickachu I choose you every time it craps one of the damn things out? One of those so damn creepy it's awesome kind of deals.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:21
MaxVest
In order to express my disgust, I went looking for the Samus Aran art you mentioned, but couldn't find any.

My revulsion was so great that I checked twice.
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:21
The Bez
FAP FAP FAP
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:23
Cheeburga
dear god
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:23
Sharpless
I don't know why, but that doesn't really disturb me.
Gantz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:24
Gantz
oh dear god...
MisterMingo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:29
MisterMingo
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! :3

I don't know why so many of you find this creepy. I find it adorable. Look at the little baby Pika-Piis. :o
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:32
kawitchate
i'm not gonna lie.
i went straight for the Samus.
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:33
CypherVR
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:36
MaxVest
@Sharpless: I'm with you. It's actually kind of cute. Maybe because I don't have a long gaming relationship with Pikachu.
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:37
CrocBox
That's nowhere near as disturbing as the real Mario or Bowser. And Dogsfather has a very disturbing art style with the rest of his stuff. >_> Wish I could unsee some of it...
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:39
CWal37
@MaxVest
You need to be logged in to see it.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:50
Samit Sarkar
That’s just not kosher...

*shudders* It’s a good thing I haven’t eaten in around 27 hours, or the contents of my stomach would be all over my keyboard.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 19:53
MaxVest
@Samit: The contents of your GTA IV driving guide need to be all over your blog.

Also, stop starving yourself. I know, I know -- "My skinny jeans are just two pounds away!!" That way lies madness.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 20:05
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
The babies bieng Pichus is a nice touch
Redzie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 20:09
Redzie
WAIT, WAIT. Pokemon comes from eggs so why the fuck does this pikachu have nipples???
seriously, WTF.
Lachesis's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 20:17
Lachesis
I thought Pikachu had boy parts :(
TheRemedy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 20:17
TheRemedy
platypus (platypi?) are mammals and lay eggs as well
vrplumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 20:29
vrplumber
Sorry for the off topicness of this, but does anyone know when the Dead Fantasy third video is coming? I loved the first two must have more
vrplumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 20:31
vrplumber
Also shocks

Pikatoid FTW
mudkip5000's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 20:38
mudkip5000
So, how exactly does a Pichu evolve into a Pikachu?
welkstar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 20:38
welkstar
Um... riiiiiight....
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 20:44
Jim Sterling
OH JESUS CHRIST!
weirdfunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 20:51
weirdfunk
Sweet maryann mother of joseph.
There goes my smile for the week
liquidninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 20:57
liquidninja
I imagine Onyx would be born the same way Mr Hankey was.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 20:58
RAB
HAMZA YOU FUCKING LIAR

RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 20:59
RAB
AND AGAIN
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 21:13
Dexter345
"...half of his game related stuff I wouldn't be able post since it consists of Samus Aran being naked."

I don't see the problem.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 21:32
Endstiem
Am I the only one who _isn't_ creeped out over this? It's a really nice piece of artwork.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 21:35
007
I'd suck that...


OK, no I wouldn't. Not in a million fucking years.



also, I is not in yo' friends list no mo'... :(
inque's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 21:37
inque
So much teats!!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 21:45
Eschatos
Aside from the nipples, a real life pikachu would be the most amazing thing ever.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 21:49
The-Excel
NSFW much?

@Endstiem:
I believe you and I have seen it all if you're like that.
JDUB X's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 21:53
JDUB X
thanks for the nightmares
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/29/2008 21:53
Kyousuke Nanbu
Why creepy? Anyone who's seen an animal give birth would see this, you guys need to live a little more.

I find it kinda cute actually.
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