Ok, enough. While the greater part of the video game industry and all digable planets that surround it sit idle in San Francisco for the appointed fancy pants to start saying things, the internet is eerily quiet with nothing but quirky video game news to report. I want blood, drama, gossip, and prerendered things to criticize and it isn't happening fast enough. All we have are giraffes and swag bags. Thankfully, the Destructophone rang. There was screaming. "Jesus?" I asked. "No, Geoff." Oh yes, it has been broughten.
At the precipice of today's meta news pile is the disturbing new masterwork by former GameLifeShow MegaMan (pew pew pew) masochist. Mr. Mendicino and his GameBoys crew deliver a powerful PG-13 performance on extreme gamer culture simply entitled "Sex is Great, Episode 2". Oh, don't knock it! There's something in here for everyone -- honest game reviews, tributes to the classics, and ... dry humping. I hope Nintendo is watching so they can better understand the needs of the new generation.
If your head doesn't explode and recoil away in fear, reviews by the team on Symphony Hero(yes), Crackdown, Sneak King and more follow below:
TheKodu Still better than Aliens Colonial Marines.
BaronVonSnakPak The good news: XCOM 2 is installed on my pc. The bad news: It runs about as well as a fat kid on ice.Fuzunga Get your Devil's Third, here! Hot, fresh Devil's third!
[url]http://www.gamestop.com/wii-u/games/devils-third/118963[/url]EAPidgeon Glad I can support the site again with HUGE since my life is mostly back in order. Curious though if anyone knows what happened to the Merch Shop for the site.TheBlondeBass Give me an open-world game and I'll find a way to mistreat children and the elderly.MeanderBot What do you think guys? Text or no text?Agent9 I'm dying of laughter, these are too good XD
super Zangeif OPParismio How dare they price her so low...Fuzunga Fire Emblem Fates special edition is confirmed to have all three versions on one cartridge, so you DO get Revelation early. CJ Andriessen Frinkiac.com: Search Simpsons quotes, get the image from the episode where the quote is from and easily make a meme. CoilWhine I ended up buying Yakuza 3 on Amazon and nabbing Gravity Rush Remastered on the PS Store. Both have trophies so I'm pretty hyped to play em. Virtua Kazama Just finished a blog just in time for the 25th Anniversary of Street Fighter II, which is in a few minutes...Parismio Jesus Pacland in smash looks like something someone made in MSPaint. I love it.Fuzunga Looks like Nintendo was selling a North America exclusive 3DS cover plate. At least, I've never seen this particular one before. It's out of stock now, though.Sir Shenanigans So Helldivers is pretty fucking great.LinkSlayer64 Since I thanked Niero and Paladin on the site update article, might as we thank the rest of you staff, contributors, mods, volunteers, tippers, former workers, commenters, bloggers, quickshitposters, lurkers, trol-nevermind them, anyway XCOM2 calls!RadicalYoseph I've got an even better picture! I'll post it in the comments.Steel Squirrel I just have to post this pic because it's one of the best things ever. Gotta post it in the comments though.Nathan D Hits Save in blog editor.Your post currently has a publish date of 2016-01-23 11:44 PM.
Samsneeze Maurice White, Earth, Wind and Fire founder died yesterday and 2016 continues to make it clear that it gives no shits about your favorite musicians and people.