Ok, enough. While the greater part of the video game industry and all digable planets that surround it sit idle in San Francisco for the appointed fancy pants to start saying things, the internet is eerily quiet with nothing but quirky video game news to report. I want blood, drama, gossip, and prerendered things to criticize and it isn't happening fast enough. All we have are giraffes and swag bags. Thankfully, the Destructophone rang. There was screaming. "Jesus?" I asked. "No, Geoff." Oh yes, it has been broughten.
At the precipice of today's meta news pile is the disturbing new masterwork by former GameLifeShow MegaMan (pew pew pew) masochist. Mr. Mendicino and his GameBoys crew deliver a powerful PG-13 performance on extreme gamer culture simply entitled "Sex is Great, Episode 2". Oh, don't knock it! There's something in here for everyone -- honest game reviews, tributes to the classics, and ... dry humping. I hope Nintendo is watching so they can better understand the needs of the new generation.
If your head doesn't explode and recoil away in fear, reviews by the team on Symphony Hero(yes), Crackdown, Sneak King and more follow below:
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That was amazing! However it kinda hurt my brain, I think I kinda stroked off there for a bit because I found Geoff's segments to be the most amusing, he always outshines the rest of the 'Gameboys'.
Geoff, if I remember correctly is the guy who likes to insult people all the time while playing XBL. I didn't really like him when I discovered his "filthy talents" before, and now seeing him "wankin' it" on a Wiimote, well lets just say my brain exploded before I could get to the "good parts" of this video.
It's vaugely good, it's SOMETIMES fast paced, silly, got a few entertaining tid bits, but overall it was just too dragged out and didn't have enough wit, or much in the way of punchlines.
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5:15 PM on 03.05.2007
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Fuck yeah!
Awesome!
why they fuck would i want to watch them review games too?
I have never seen so many people that need their asses kicked