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[Update: Youtube took it down for sexual content, but it's now uploaded to Dtoid's player. Our player does HD now, so you won't miss a speck of that glorious man-hole!]
Podtoid listeners will know that Jonathan Holmes is sexual catnip to anybody alive. His posterior region, in particular, is a magnet that draws lust from the loins of all breathing humans. We talk about his sensual body a lot on the show, but one fan went above and beyond -- he gave us a temple of worship.
The above (likely NSFW) video is the extensive work of Vid Cirman, who has created a fully functional Jonathan Holmes statue complete with a deep anus that features life-like actions. We finally have a place to call home, and it feels so ... warm.
In all seriousness, I have been literally crying and howling with delight since I watched this. I have a feeling my colleague will also cry when he sees it ... but he won't be smiling.
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