You know, I don't necessarily believe that "everybody is different". I've dated enough women from Miami to know this for a fact. What is more true is that some people are weirder than others, as is the case with Finnish boywonder Joel Yliluoma (which is pronounced "Pancake" in American). We are quite sure is the only living person who still plays the very shitty Super Turrican for the Nintendo. But it deserves merit. He plays it better than anyone else, which is impressive despite that a) he has access to 20 years of other games to choose from and b) the fact that he admits cheating on his emulator to produce the video. Destructoid thereby has no choice but to crown him King of the Third Kind. Your BK360 Crown is in the mail. I had blocked out Kemco until now, damn you!!!

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