Sigourney Weaver was asked to reprise her role as Dana Barrett in the new Ghostbusters game, but unfortunately for fans, she declined. She's apparently too busy working on future movies that are all going to pull in less money than the Ghostbusters games.
So the Ghostbusters team approached Alyssa Milano to take on the role of Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn in the game, replacing Dana Barrett's character. Buck F1tches sent in the tip about this yesterday along with a clip from Embrace of the Vampire where Alyssa has multiple nude scenes. How I have not seen Alyssa naked until last night is beyond me. Her tits are marvelous.
Still, I wouldn’t want to have sex with her. Why? It’s cause her arms are pretty f*cking hairy. They put my arms to shame. I’m not lying, folks. One of the images in the gallery proves it. I nearly threw up my breakfast when I saw it.
After the break, you can see a quick video of Alyssa and her shiny face talking about her upcoming role in the Ghostbusters game.
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Damn those are some hairy arms. Still, I'd hit it either way. She's pretty much perfect otherwise. Remember those Candies perfume commercials she used to be in? So fucking hot.
tht's nothing. i went out with a girl in high school who wasn't a 10th as attractive as her and her arms were 6 times as hairy. i felt like i was hugging a bear. her back was a bit hairy as well, i kid you not. 2 happy trails on this wildebeast.
Are you kidding me? You fricking pansy! It's forearm hair, big deal. You'd turn her down for that if she offered herself to you? Not likely, and you'd a be fool if you did. I was expecting to see something like Robin Williams hairy where it'd be up her whole arms and on her shoulders or some crazy shit you'd see in a tabloid on a celebrity's bad day or something. But this is fine, real girls who don't wax the shit out of themselves have forearm hair like this and it's totally okay in my book. Just as long as it isn't up their whole arm and such.
Hamza your usually pretty funny and I enjoy reading your posts.
No offense, but the shots at Milano here are pretty lame and shallow for numerous reasons. I think too many of us have had our perceptions dulled by fake ass looking air brushed models and I appreciate when so called celebrities expose some of their little imperfection to knock us back into reality.
I don't expect you to censor yourself or anything but come on man you can do better than this.
Milano is qualified hot, regardless of hairy arms. I'd certainly not turn her down because of that. Honestly, who the hell would be looking at her arms anyway, when she's that T&A hot? Is there some kind of arm fetish fans on here?
Real females aren't perfect, people. Even those ones on the front of Maxim have their flaws. They just mostly aren't visible.
Guess, I'll be hunting for some Milano wallpaper, now.
Okay education on women 101: (with a focus on women with hairy arms)
1. "whatthi", to answer your statement, many Italian woman, like several other mediterranean ethnicities, have a little more hair in places like the arms, (and elsewhere too!) than more fair-skinned ones. This is how she got them, not through hormones. duh!.
2. For all of you pansies out there, you are forgetting that women have hair, and little girls have no hair. This is not a jab at you, but a fact of nature, which would indicate that you are turned off by women, and turned on by little girls, or maybe more appropriately, women who LOOK like little girls, or perhaps have body parts that resemble that of little girls.
3. There are people on this planet that are not required to do what anyone else in the world tells them to unless they deem it okay. Alyssa Milano is one of those people insofar as her hairy arms are concerned.
Any man posting on this board should feel honored if Alyssa was offering up sex. Not that you have to feel turned on by any means!
And like Patriot SE above, who replaced his Captain America wallpaper with Alyssa, I have also done so. But perhaps unlike Patriot SE... I've got the one with her hairy arm showing... and maybe I'll see if I can edit it to make her look like she's got a little more.... lol
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4:00 PM on 03.21.2009 | 
I'll jizz on her hairy arms.
I think I saw that vampire clip like 3 years ago when my GF started watchign charmed....lol
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x2 man, x2.
My most favourite betty in the world ever!
Regardless of how hot she is, somewhere, there is a guy that is tired of putting up with her shit.
Destructiod needs more posts about Alysaa Milano
Also, that game is going to be classic awesome Ghostbusters comedy. I can already tell.
hot
OMG ITS A MAN!!
You will not.
Regardless of how hot she is, somewhere, there is a guy that is tired of putting up with her shit.
WIN.
amazing! a ghostbusters quote combined with a whos the boss reference
Rising in your pants
Whatcha gonna do?
MAS-TUR-BATE!
Ooh, I hear it likes the girls.
Bustin' makes me feell goooood!
And to think that the little girl in Commando would grow to be such a fine piece of ass....
When there's something strange
Rising in your pants
Whatcha gonna do?
MAS-TUR-BATE![/i]
Hahaha that song is great!!!
She is hot but fuck me those arms ARE scary! Thank god she had pants on, if her arms are that bad can you imagine what downstairs looked like...
Hamza your usually pretty funny and I enjoy reading your posts.
No offense, but the shots at Milano here are pretty lame and shallow for numerous reasons. I think too many of us have had our perceptions dulled by fake ass looking air brushed models and I appreciate when so called celebrities expose some of their little imperfection to knock us back into reality.
I don't expect you to censor yourself or anything but come on man you can do better than this.
Real females aren't perfect, people. Even those ones on the front of Maxim have their flaws. They just mostly aren't visible.
Guess, I'll be hunting for some Milano wallpaper, now.
Seriously, I've seen less hairy Pakistani men.
I do love how the 'tards are jumping on the hairy-arms bandwagon though.
The Internet: Where beggars can be choosers.
seriously whats up with those arms?
1. "whatthi", to answer your statement, many Italian woman, like several other mediterranean ethnicities, have a little more hair in places like the arms, (and elsewhere too!) than more fair-skinned ones. This is how she got them, not through hormones. duh!.
2. For all of you pansies out there, you are forgetting that women have hair, and little girls have no hair. This is not a jab at you, but a fact of nature, which would indicate that you are turned off by women, and turned on by little girls, or maybe more appropriately, women who LOOK like little girls, or perhaps have body parts that resemble that of little girls.
3. There are people on this planet that are not required to do what anyone else in the world tells them to unless they deem it okay. Alyssa Milano is one of those people insofar as her hairy arms are concerned.
Any man posting on this board should feel honored if Alyssa was offering up sex. Not that you have to feel turned on by any means!
And like Patriot SE above, who replaced his Captain America wallpaper with Alyssa, I have also done so. But perhaps unlike Patriot SE... I've got the one with her hairy arm showing... and maybe I'll see if I can edit it to make her look like she's got a little more.... lol