I'm sure many of us have desperately crawled, lightly wailing, toward a videogame controller before, but unlike us, this chappy has an excuse, on account of being a baby, and not a drug-addled, booze-soaked twentysomething nobody like all of us ... I mean, all of you. One of the readers at
Brian Crecente's Follicle Parade sent this one in over there, and now I'm posting it here because I'm a rotten hack with nothing better to do.
It's a beautiful moment, isn't it? This is a young life's first attempt at self-propulsion and its destination of choice is the warm, glowing embrace of an Xbox 360 controller. Why, it's almost enough to make me want to have kids, if I didn't absolutely abhor the dirty, undignified, freeloading little parasites.
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4:12 PM on 09.05.2007
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(referring to the pic of Ron of course)
No, a smart gamer is born. ;)
Where the hezmana did you get that photo?
At the video not the picture.