It may be a while before Uwe Boll completes Bloodrayne 3, but that doesn't mean we have to suffer rejoice through another season without any Boll action. Often times the United States is neglected by film companies as they don't think they're movies will succeed in this area of the world. In 2008 this occurred with the sequel to one of the worst film's ever made, Alone in the Dark. Yes, there is an Alone in the Dark 2 and finally everyone in the United States will be able to watch it as it comes to DVD at some point this winter.
I know what you're asking yourselves: "Why would I want to watch a sequel to a terrible Uwe Boll film?" There are a few reasons. The first one is you're really and truly desperate to watch every videgame movie ever. If you fall into this category then the fact that it was only produced by Uwe Boll and not directed by him might also help. You may also be curious how Christian Slater (who played the lead role in the first film) has not only turned into another actor, but an entirely different race as Rick Yune takes over the role. Finally, it has to be better than watching the Uwe Boll directed FarCry movie that landed on DVD last week, right?
Matthew Razak is Destructoid's Associate editor and co-founder of film site
Flixist. He began as community member "cowzilla" and was since sequestered to write brainy features material. He lives in Los Angeles with his beautiful wife.
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If you want a good horror movie to watch do yourself a favor and watch "The House of the Devil." Awesome 80's throwback of a horror film.
I always love how your comments match your avatar.
Ah....
Danny Trejo plays the meanest motherfucking Mexican ever.
Want to see this movie now.
Do they not even know who he is when they sell him the license? I wonder what he would have done with Metal Gear, if they had sold the rights for to him. And he actually seemed surprised that they turned him down.