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Allods Online gets a nude patch, and why not? photo

Where there are PC games with female characters, there are nude patches. Allods Online, a fairly popular MMO from gPotato, is the latest victim of this virtual sexual harassment, with a new breast-flavored modification that affects female characters only. 

Don't just take my word for it though. Here's the delightfully Engrish news post announcing the patch:

Like many players do, I give Allods Online a try since its OBT. I still hope that gPotato could fix this game and make it as fun as it used to be. But trouble seems like gPotato very much. My friends just tell me that the nude patch of Allods Online has come out and is only available to female characters. For nude pack is illegal, just show you some screenshots as the evidence. gPotato still have lots of work to do a lot to protect this good MMORPG.

Engrish and boobs. Really, what more reason do you need to check your RSS feeds on a Wednesday afternoon?

Allods Online Becomes Another Victim of Nude Patch [MMO Site]








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Lines Full of Lies's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 13:25
Lines Full of Lies
*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*fap*
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 13:32
Kraid
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 13:32
Sam Spectre
What the fuck is Allods Online?
GregHoserman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 13:55
GregHoserman
Lucky it wasn't an all dude nude patch. They'd have to change the name to "All-RODS". BAM.
Dr Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 13:58
Dr Awesome
Why are you so happy today?
Pudge Controls the Weather's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 14:03
Pudge Controls the Weather
Make more nude MALE patches.
41K4153R's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 14:18
41K4153R
mmm nude gibberlings... wait... wha?
Nolan South's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 14:39
Nolan South
You guys know that there are like 5 nude mods for WoW, right?
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 14:47
ShawnKelfonne
There appears to be something terribly wrong with that girl's arms...
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 14:51
KingSigy
Is this official, because that is kind of ridiculous.
TheDirtyHobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 15:14
TheDirtyHobo
Wait, so is this an official patch by the game creators? Or is it just the modding community changing textures to be skin-colored and have nipple-like pixels in the general nipple-region, in which case, why is this news?
trickfred's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 15:20
trickfred
See, I've never heard of this game before, but now I have. This is the reason for the nude patch. Exposure, so to speak. :D
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 15:23
Xzyliac
@Pudge
More chicks need to make patches than. Just sayin'. Nobody's stoppin' anybody.
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 16:09
whormongr
this is my first exposure to the game.
and it's first exposure to me as well.
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 17:10
Electrium
300 people just cancelled their WoW subscriptions to play Aion.


The remaining 11 million still don't care. =P
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 17:43
ikiryou
Allods=/=Altoids? The Curiously Nude MMORPG?
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 18:20
bluemeep
Oddly, I tend to use nude skins as a litmus test for MMOs. If there are enough people interested in seeing the female characters nekkid, then there's probably a large enough community in general so that the game won't be completely barren.
mrkill's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 18:30
mrkill
@bluemeep I completly agree
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 18:31
bluemeep
Oddly, I tend to use nude skins as a litmus test for MMOs. If there are enough people interested in seeing the female characters nekkid, then there's probably a large enough community in general so that the game won't be completely barren.
VenusRBecky's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 19:08
VenusRBecky
Protect it? Fans are taking the game and having fun with it.

NUDITY FOR ALL GAMES!
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 20:06
whormongr
@Xzyliac I think that the first target for women making patches should be muscle march.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/24/2010 22:05
Aziel13
fap fap fap fap
wait....
fap fap fap
oh crap a lump a lump......
oh no just a cheeto
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Kintarotpc's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/25/2010 10:48
Kintarotpc
Strange women standing on tables in taverns baring it all as if they'd "Gone Wild" (GASP! LAWSUIT) is nothing to blink at in the world of MMOs or MMO wannabes (oblivion/Morrowind). This won't really add anything to the game even as 'illegal' as it is. It won't add meaningful players to the game either.
Despite being one of the earlier supporters of this game, I've found myself overwhelmingly dissatisfied with it for the time being. For how slow the game paces, it feels more like a second job than a game. That is, without even investing the time for in-game professions.
HOLY TACO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/08/2010 15:19
HOLY TACO
@Kintarotpc isn't that the point of MMOs? Drain away your normal existence and replace it by a digital one?
Getitskit02's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/27/2011 11:24
Getitskit02
Loved to read your blog. I would like to suggest you that traffic show most people read blogs on Mondays. So it should encourage blogger to write new write ups over the weekend primarily.
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