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All those servers still down? Play Towerfall instead

2:15 PM on 03.11.2014 // Steven Hansen
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Ugh another Titanfall post Derpstructfail?

Towerfall has been called "one of the best things you can do on a couch," which is high praise if you think about all the good things you can do on a couch. You can eat pizza and drink whiskey on a couch. You could read a book on a couch. You can do Tom Cruise cosplay on a couch. You can pretend your couch is a boat and that you are braving treacherous seas as if Neptune himself had damned your voyage. You could have sex. 

Now that Towerfall has thankfully left the Ouya exclusivity and seen its updated PC and PS4 release, you should get playing. It's looking like the best local multiplayer this side of Samurai Gunn. My only regret is not getting together with friends to play videogames as much as I did in the halcyon days of youth.



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Let it be known that Metal Gear 2 for MXS has aged horribly and is no fun to play. In the midst of a MGS marathon, looks like I'm skipping ahead to MGS.
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Just out of curiosity, does anybody here still play Mario Kart 8 at all frequently?
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Neighbors ended up calling the cops. I hid under a cardboard box. Police officers were perplexed but went back to their patrol routes after a minute or so.
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