What would Christmas be without a classic Christmas song? Shitmas, that's what it'd be! Fortunately, Valve has delivered with what is sure to become an annual tradition in your festive homes -- The Midnight Riders with "All I Want For Christmas (is to kick your ass)."
This festive slice of ROCK comes courtesy of Left 4 Dead 2's fictional rock band, and it's about as awesome as you could expect it to be. Celebrate Christmas properly with this completely badass song. Do it, because I think they really will kick your ass if you don't.
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Jimberly, I appreciate all the hard work you do around here, but go celebrate Christmas with your family. Get some sleep. Eat some cookies. I'm giving you the rest of the day off.
1. any of a class of elementary substances, as gold, silver, or copper, all of which are crystalline when solid and many of which are characterized by opacity, ductility, conductivity, and a unique luster when freshly fractured.
I've been using the word Shitmas for years... I should have trademarked it. Oh well I give you permission to use it Jim, this time. Merry Shitmas everyone.
Just turned this into my ringtone for the evening. To bad my phone service has a really short time for voicemail. Guess I could edit the song, but what hassle.
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–noun
1. any of a class of elementary substances, as gold, silver, or copper, all of which are crystalline when solid and many of which are characterized by opacity, ductility, conductivity, and a unique luster when freshly fractured.
Play this on Audiosurf, it's awesome.
I intend to spend most of my day not thinking about Destructoid, no worries. :-)