What would Christmas be without a classic Christmas song? Shitmas, that's what it'd be! Fortunately, Valve has delivered with what is sure to become an annual tradition in your festive homes -- The Midnight Riders with "All I Want For Christmas (is to kick your ass)."
This festive slice of ROCK comes courtesy of Left 4 Dead 2's fictional rock band, and it's about as awesome as you could expect it to be. Celebrate Christmas properly with this completely badass song. Do it, because I think they really will kick your ass if you don't.
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