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Okay, I don't know that for sure, but somebody has to balance Nick "Aliens aren't Taylor Swift, therefore they suck" Chester. Our illustrious editor-in-chief was less than kind to Rebellion's interspecies royal rumble when the last trailer was released, but fortunately I'm here to provide a counterpoint because I am always positive about all games, while Nick hates every videogame ever. 

So, Aliens vs. Predator. Will it rock or suck? Well, let's look at the facts: Ben PerLee previewed it, and he liked it. Rebellion's Rogue Warrior was a terrible game, but that was a different team within Rebellion, not the team making AvP. The game has first-person secondary jaw executions. 

Finally, if you want real evidence, then check out this new trailer for the game's survival mode. You, three friends, and wave after wave of Xenomorphs. How can you go wrong with that? Even if the game's huge amount of other modes fail to entice, then Survival definitely has a lot going for it. 

I'll be getting my mitts on AvP as soon as I can for a full review. No, I can't tell you for definite that it will be awesome or terrible right now, but I can tell you one thing -- Facehuggers are like walking spider vaginas that can rape you, and I am sexually aroused by that.








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Mechman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 16:33
Mechman
It's nice to see the voice of rationality at work.
Although the spider-vaginas kinda creep me out.
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 16:35
Overcrowd
Does it have offline splitscreen multi? If so, instant buy. Survival with three other in-room friends sounds like a fucking blast.
Lazerface84's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 16:39
Lazerface84
Spider Vaginas are so 2009, now its all about the Scorpion Anuses
Fking Nasa's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 16:40
Fking Nasa
I thought it was spider-penis, since they jam something down your throat and get you alien preggers.
gamadaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 16:43
gamadaya
"It's nice to see the voice of rationality at work."
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But yeah, I think Nick is right here. One thing that's hard to argue is that the game really doesn't look too good in terms of graphics.
klops's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 16:46
klops
Rebellions previous games: Shell Shocks 2, Rogue Warrior.
AvP will not suck! TRUST ME GUYS!
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 16:48
Aurain
This is a solid 4.5 in Jim's Book.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 16:55
Qraze
based on a video of 1 second clips its game of the year....no, game of the ages!
Death by Yeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 17:00
Death by Yeti
oh look someone made another 4.5 joke
HAHAAH
ok

done
I for one hope it plays well because it has much promise
Brolsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 17:04
Brolsen
@LazerFace84
you're both wrong, it's all about centipenises nowadays.
bmanilow13's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 17:08
bmanilow13
its hard to tell, but the graphics do not look so good...however, the fact they are using the original Aliens sound effects and weapons makes me more tempted to check it out...
undu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 17:11
undu
What's up with the vid's Spanish dubbing?
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 17:18
bodybreak
I don't give a fuck about lackluster graphics. Please, Jim -- I want to believe this won't suck spiny-finger vaginacock.
-Ghost-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 17:18
-Ghost-
Didn't Rebellion just publish Rogue warrior or something? And the graphics don't look *that* bad, I actually want them to be a bit more subdued so I can actually run this game on my aging PC. :P When your PC is going on 5-6 years old you don't care about graphics quite as much. I think AVP2 still looks pretty good aside from the really weird facial animations.
stemot's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 17:27
stemot
I don't understand the hate for the visuals. The Predators heat vision looks amazing, almost movie quality, and the real time lighting blows many other game's static attempts out of the water.
Beyamor's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 17:28
Beyamor
Wait, this game has aliens?

The survival mode has interested me. It seems like a faster, more desperate horde.
Gazp's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 17:29
Gazp
Why was the voice over in Spanish?
Anyway, I seriously don't care about the "they did Rogue Warrior so by my powers of deduction AvP will suck BALLZZZ!!" argument. I enjoy knowing facts once in a while, and the truth is that people that played acknowledge some faults but liked it.
I don't even like the AvP franchise that much, why the hell am I so excited about this game?
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 17:42
Mr Andy Dixon
I fucking hate it when ads ask questions without using a fucking question mark.

"DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES <BREAK FOR IN GAME ACTION> TO SURVIVE"

Other than that, I'm with Jim. This shit looks amazing. I loved the first, so even if this is just the exact same game with Xbox 360 support I'll buy it.

I'm also with Overcrowd in wanting to know if there's split-screen support. Does anybody know? I can't seem to find any info anywhere else. (And don't waste your time hating on split-screen; it's how some of us prefer our multiplayer, thank you very much.)
ZeeJayTL's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 17:48
ZeeJayTL
my xbox says demo 2/4.

Me happy
Tye The Czar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 17:59
Tye The Czar
If only you could jaw execute Taylor Swift in AvP, then it would be even better. Speaking of which, other Pop "Stars" like Britney, Christina, Ashlee, Hillary, Jonas, Mariah, etc. would make great people to jaw execute.
SephirothX's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 18:16
SephirothX
@klops
The uneducated gamer hard at work. Rebellions main team didn't make either of those games, they were made by essentially Rebellions B-Team with a tiny budget.

Plus even if this is a typical shooter, it has Aliens and Predators in it. Thats an instant +1
Revolutionary's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 18:38
Revolutionary
We all know Nick hates everything game related unless it's God of War or -insert zombie title here-
L10nH3ArT's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 19:06
L10nH3ArT
I don't know who this Jim Sterling guy is but are you people at destructoid giving his job away? I mean everytime I read something of his, I feel like he lives in a basement somewhere living the erm... gamer dream if you know what I mean. First he says Darksiders is better than the entire Zelda series. I don't care about opinions, but to oust a game for not looking as good and staying true to it's roots? That and the fact that without Zelda 1 we probably would be lacking some things in gaming, it blew the doors off other games at the time I believe. And now I get to read a nerd article about this game, I would cut your loses now Destructoid. And this is just the two I can think of, I'm sure I will read more... sigh.
Lil Jorsche's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 19:17
Lil Jorsche
LMAO @ L10nH3ArT! "First he says Darksiders is better than the entire Zelda series." Hahahaha
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 19:18
Jim Sterling
L10nH3ArT:

You're adorable.
Mulk Calathar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 19:24
Mulk Calathar
I'm starting to think that there is no Jim Sterling.

My theory is that any time someone at Destructoid writes something particularly shitty, that they that they really don't want associated with themselves, they post it as 'Jim Sterling'. I'ts sort of like 'a wizard did it'. Then they put a stock photo of some pudgy guy next to it as a sort of scapegoat character for whatever horror they just posted.

Most people throw away their crap, but perhaps there is some cathartic value in posting it as a sort of warning to other writers that we all have a 'Jim Sterling' residing in our soul somewhere and THIS is what happens when we let him type things.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 19:35
bodybreak
@Mulk Calathar,
i think we all have a little Jim Sterling inside of us, well put.
Themightylebeau2009's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 19:36
Themightylebeau2009
Im starting to think comentators on this site are retarded, such as Mulk calathar. Some kind of freak of nature where a spore mold has learned to type. If you dont like the articles by him then dont fucking read them you useless cunt.
Klempky's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 19:38
Klempky
L10nH3ArT's icon gives away a lot.
L10nH3ArT's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 19:39
L10nH3ArT
What that I enjoy the good things in life? And what would it explain in general anyway? Did I forget that I wrote a comment?
Mulk Calathar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 19:47
Mulk Calathar
'that they that they'

Jim Sterling did that.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 19:48
bodybreak
also, i think it's terribly ironic that when Jim Sterling's flamebait material attracts butthurt trolls who try to respond with their own flamebait -- it only attracts idiot whiteknight defenders of Sterling's honour.

chill pills for everyone. srsly.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 19:52
ChronosWing
@L10nH3ArT

No, you fail at internet sarcasm. As funny as it is to watch people get up in arms about Jim's post, I just feel bad for them because 90% of them fail to see the sarcasm/humor in his posts when he makes it so blatantly clear, hell dtoid even adds a fucking disclaimer to his articles now because of that very reason and people still think 90% of his blatant flame bait (although very humorous) articles are serious.
Klempky's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 19:56
Klempky
Calm yourself. I was making a joke about how, for the most part, when people are high a lot of things fly right over their heads, as their minds are usually contemplating other things entirely.

That being said, I'm probably breaking the Destructoid code by spelling it out, but Jim rarely engages in anything that isn't satire or general sensationalism. His journalism is about as yellow as a canary, and intentionally so. "Blatant" being practically copyright Sterling in addition to basically writing nothing but flamebait not giving that fact away to you should probably bring you to the conclusion that a satire detector would be a good investment.
L10nH3ArT's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 19:57
L10nH3ArT
I was just saying I would love a second job. I could use an extra couple dollars a month to blow my nose with.
Klempky's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 19:58
Klempky
@Bodybreak: I try not to think of myself as a white knight, since Jim never really had any honor to defend in the first place. I prefer the term "community service". :D

@ChronosWing: 2x BLATANT BONUS
L10nH3ArT's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 20:03
L10nH3ArT
Internet sarcasm? Satire? Don't waste time writing something in a countdown list if you intend it be satire. It isn't amusing obviously by the amount of people that read it and just are pissed off. The Heavy Rain article is also a little piece of satire? The difference is that you won't be taken seriously if you write half your articles in BS and the other in another pile of BS.
L10nH3ArT's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 20:08
L10nH3ArT
I didn't mean for it to be personal either. I finally see the author when I start writing in a comment about the article. I just noticed that it tends to be this Jim man when I am generally disagreeing with what I just read. It's easy to flame others you don't know via the internet, I will not say I am not any different.
the Company's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 20:10
the Company
SO.

ALIENS VS PREDATOR, HUH?
DustyBlue's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 20:20
DustyBlue
@L10nH3ArT
You're an idiot. Shut the fuck up. Get the fuck out.

Also, whatever happened to Aliens: Colonial Marines?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 20:22
Jim Sterling
" It isn't amusing obviously by the amount of people that read it and just are pissed off"

You mean the small amount of people when compared to the larger amount of people who AREN'T pissed off?

Argument ad populum only works when the population is on your side, son.
L10nH3ArT's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 20:32
L10nH3ArT
Sorry I mean comments about your other things, not this snipit of info on your preprethoughts of a shitty game to be.
the Company's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 20:35
the Company
Hey... hey guys.

Aliens Vs. Predator?



...guys?
DOOMIE's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 20:53
DOOMIE
its 4.5/5!
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 21:04
Mr Andy Dixon
Mostly.
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 22:08
Airbr1dge
I'm still on nicks side for this.
puppy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 23:21
puppy
I'm with Nick.

But only to make sure my heart doesn't break if it sucks. I'm waiting on a review before purchase.
GEMPadre036's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/01/2010 23:55
GEMPadre036
This game needs more Batman.
yeti5d's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2010 00:49
yeti5d
"....wave after wave of Xenomorphs"

Fap fap fap....!
Badical's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/02/2010 11:23
Badical
In Jim we Trust. DOWN WITH CHESTER!
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