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Who wants a story in an Aliens vs. Predator game? Nobody with any common sense! The only story you need in Aliens vs. Predator is that some Marines are tooling around in space, they find some Aliens, they find some Predators, and then sh*t goes down. This is why the movies sucked -- they ignored this one golden rule!

Anyway, the "story" trailer for Aliens vs. Predator is pretty light on narrative, so it's all good. It's mostly just Aliens and Predators getting up in people's business while Lance Henriksen lends his superior vocal talents to the whole thing. That's all I'm asking for, Sega. Thank you for delivering.

AvP is out next February. I am looking forward to it a lot.








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Nolan South's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 21:40
Nolan South
So many titles... So little cash. I really need to get gamefly one of these days.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 21:41
CRAZYAPE69
Next February? Don't you just mean February
yatzze's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 21:45
yatzze
I love how the headers in the toilet edition always say Xbox 360,it's obviously the greatest platform of all goddamn time.
Jumbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 21:48
Jumbo
I'm pretty sure the story is in the title. There is an Alien. There is a Predator. They oppose one another.
readbigwordsisgood's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 21:51
readbigwordsisgood
I see green spray in the various AvP trailers. I don't see holes being burned in floor. I don't see melted marine flesh from the acid spray. Reserving any excitement for this game until molecular acid for blood is confirmed as in the game.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 21:59
Xzyliac
Who wants a story in an Aliens vs. Predator game?

*raises ha...

Nobody with any common sense!

...oh, uh, nevermind.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 22:05
timtheterrible
I fucking loved Lance Henriksen in Millenium.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 22:06
timtheterrible
* Millennium
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 22:08
Holiday
Ooooh but can they pull it all together or will the game buckle under the hype machine?
Naktu's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 22:39
Naktu
Honestly, they could try their hand and fail miserably at story telling, so long as the game play is solid, this game is going to be a great success.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 22:52
adultswim810
if they screw this up i will kill them
X3Ent3nte's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 23:33
X3Ent3nte
obligatory lance henrikson, that guy is in everything. Like brian cox on steroids
D Chap's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 23:55
D Chap
Damnit now it looks like I have to get this game too. I love the part at 1:45 with the alien coming out of the wall like in the 2nd movie.
robotbebop's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 23:59
robotbebop
Holy crap i want this game. I love how it's sticking to the Aliens look and feel of things too. I kind of wish they'd ditch the ancient Predator template bullshit that was in the movies though.

THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!
DrRockso's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 01:00
DrRockso
Here's hoping its better than Rogue Warrior. :/
Daniel Regala's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 01:36
Daniel Regala
The best part of this, was my little brother coming in and seeing two women talking about bleach, and burst out laughing when he read the title of the article as Alien Vs. Predator.

Oh yeah looking forward to the game as well.
IncipitOmega's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 01:39
IncipitOmega
Epic trailer,simply epic....
JustLikeBuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 04:07
JustLikeBuck
Umm... I want a story...

Part of the reason AvP films sucked is because story took a back seat to everything. A good story is the kernel of horror. One of the reasons FEAR was better than FEAR 2.
AdamantiumHip's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 04:11
AdamantiumHip
Justlikebuck: well said.

I'm not one of these idiots who wants story discarded. That's why borderlands sucked ass, it was like fallout 3 but with the great story, setting, characters and quests removed.
Balaamsafe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 05:03
Balaamsafe
Why do Dtoid insist on using viddler for their embedded video, i just got 1 long ad before i played that trailer and another two while it was playing, fucking joke.
Ashaard's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 06:18
Ashaard
"some Predators"

Predator is only one! :D
Squidoris's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 11:51
Squidoris
What about colonial marines :(
Draconianviper's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/23/2009 13:24
Draconianviper
Liked the game play graphics. Aliens moved pretty fluid. Comin' out of the walls man! Was the video getting a little choppy at various points for anyone? I hope it wasn't the game but it sure seemed like it.
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2009 16:51
Drach
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...
puppy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/04/2010 22:39
puppy
Corporate screw up. Bug infestation. Marines for clean-up. Predator in the party.

Got it.
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