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Aliens: Colonial Marines  



Aliens: Colonial Marines says hello, my honey


11:45 AM on 02.12.2013



So yeah, Aliens: Colonial Marines is pretty glitchy, but considering the lack of entertainment value in every other facet of the game, I guess we have to take our laughs where we can get them. This, for the record, is worth a solid chuckle. 

At least this game's proving itself fertile ground for video clips and .gif silliness!





Sega outs Gearbox for lying in Aliens: Colonial Marines case photo


Sega agrees to settle in Aliens: Colonial Marines lawsuit photo


Gearbox thinks it should be dropped from the Aliens: Colonial Marines lawsuit photo


Now Bloody Playing: Aliens: Stasis Interrupted Part 4 photo


Now Bloody Playing: Aliens: Stasis Interrupted Part 3  photo


Now Bloody Playing: Aliens: Stasis Interrupted Part 2 photo


Now Bloody Playing: Aliens: Stasis Interrupted photo


Aliens: Colonial Marines 'Stasis Interrupted' out now photo


Aliens: Colonial Marines campaign DLC uncovered photo


Pitchford encourages Aliens: Colonial Marines PR tactics photo


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2:45 PM on 09.04.2014
Sega outs Gearbox for lying in Aliens: Colonial Marines case

Sega has released a statement placing the majority of the blame for the misrepresentation of Aliens: Colonial Marines to customers firmly on Gearbox, especially Gearbox CEO Randy Pitchford. Sega has alleged that Gearbox did i...more



1:00 PM on 08.13.2014
Sega agrees to settle in Aliens: Colonial Marines lawsuit

Sega of America has tentatively agreed to pay out $1.25 million to settle a class-action suit brought against it and Gearbox Software that claimed the two companies falsely advertised Aliens: Colonial Marines by using fake ga...more



11:30 AM on 08.01.2014
Gearbox thinks it should be dropped from the Aliens: Colonial Marines lawsuit

Last year a class action lawsuit was filed against Sega and Gearbox accusing the companies that the press demo shown at E3 of Aliens: Colonial Marines was not indicative of the final product and was misleading. Gearbox has re...more



3:30 PM on 07.31.2013
Now Bloody Playing: Aliens: Stasis Interrupted Part 4

In the thrilling conclusion to a rubbish playthrough of a boring campaign, the noble Jim Sterling fights his way through Stasis Interrupted, fighting more Weyland Yutani mercs, having a close encounter with an alien Queen, and giving up on the last bit because it's dumb. It was going on far too long anyway.more



9:30 AM on 07.29.2013
Now Bloody Playing: Aliens: Stasis Interrupted Part 3

Lisbeth is dead, and we continue our boring journey through space with ... some other person! Witness the terror of aliens that stand around waiting to die. Be amazed by Hicks' magic pants! Feel shock at the comprehension of Weyland-Yutani's Danger Ammo!more



10:15 AM on 07.26.2013
Now Bloody Playing: Aliens: Stasis Interrupted Part 2

Hell yeah, I finally gets a gun! After the crawling and dawdling of the first part of Stasis Interrupted, the next slice of Aliens: Colonial Marines action actually gets some action! Thanks for all the watching and feedback on part one! People are really digging this, which is great. Expect more!more



9:00 AM on 07.25.2013
Now Bloody Playing: Aliens: Stasis Interrupted

I woke up slightly before 5am this morning and thought to myself, "You know what the world needs? Another man with an annoying voice talking to himself while playing videogames on the Internet." So it is that I sold out and ...more



6:00 AM on 07.24.2013
Aliens: Colonial Marines 'Stasis Interrupted' out now

One of the dumbest elements of Aliens: Colonial Marines was the sudden appearance of Corporal Hicks, a move that undid the canon of the movies for no real reason other than the desperate need for a recognizable character. Hic...more



8:00 AM on 07.08.2013
Aliens: Colonial Marines campaign DLC uncovered

Aliens: Colonial Marines is getting downloadable campaign content in the near future, with leaked PS3 trophies revealing all. Stasis Interrupted is the name of the DLC, and it'll be part of the Season Pass some people actuall...more



12:15 PM on 07.01.2013
Pitchford encourages Aliens: Colonial Marines PR tactics

Randy Pitchford is far from ashamed that Aliens: Colonial Marines looked nowhere near as good in real life as it did in highly scripted showcase demos, going so far as to encourage the industry to do it more. According to the...more




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