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Albert Wesker is 12 inches (that's what all the ladies say) photo

He's gaming's baddest David Bowie impersonator and he's a whole foot tall. Resident Evil 5's Albert Wesker has been impressively crafted as the third in Hot Toys' series of figures based on Capcom's latest horror sequel. The Hot Toys figures are renowned for their attention to detail and this appears to have been carried through to the classic videogame villain, even if he does look a little bit too much like Vanilla Ice.

Anyway, this post was mostly just an excuse to make jokes about Wesker being twelve inches, made of plastic and a fan favorite among lonely young girls. You can develop the joke from there if you wish.

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Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 16:04
Necro BABS
Jill knew his 12 inches well
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 16:14
The Grudge
*Penis joke goes here
b33b3s's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 16:14
b33b3s
Forget the figurine, where can I get a life sized version of that coat?
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 17:07
Maurice Tan
I wonder if he will fit. The figurine that is.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 17:08
HiddenAHB
That's the best crafted figurine i ever saw!

Everybody that played RE1 know his 12 inches extremely well.
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 18:21
Krow
What b33b3s said x100000.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 23:34
Chocobo Knight
YES! YES! YES! Oh... erm, that's nice. Nice indeed. :D
Artemus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 23:35
Artemus
As soon as I saw the Redfield and Alomar figures from Hot Toys, I've been waiting for this...
I stopped collecting figures and collectibles a while back, but this will definitely be added to my collection immediately.
Impressive.
TimO42's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2009 00:07
TimO42
Dude looks EXACTLY like Ryan Reynolds.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2009 01:47
nebones
I want it.
Paul Soth's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2009 02:57
Paul Soth
Robert Patrick?
AceFlibble's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2009 04:36
AceFlibble
I've got the old RE3 11" Jill and 16" Nemesis figures already - this one looks like it'll fit in nicely!
MissHinasaki's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2009 06:27
MissHinasaki
So yea. I made the mistake of telling my friend that I'd find him a Wesker figurine. I just think I'll get him a vibrator instead. One that doesn't cost $210. >_>
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2009 07:25
Aurain
How would the Ladies know about Wesker.

He's definitely a Man's Man.
Celdurant's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2009 11:22
Celdurant
Wesker is my go to guy for Mercenaries mode, in both RE4 and RE5. It's good to see they did him justice here.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2009 13:25
Darren Nakamura
I don't get it!
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 01:41
Chronic Logic
Wow, that is incredibly realistic skin he's got.
yourfacehere's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/27/2009 13:23
yourfacehere
Interesting they made it look good.
The funny thing is the RE CVX Wesker is nearly as much as this but not nearly as cool.
riasedowbunk35's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:27
riasedowbunk35
people from whom we secretly shrink, whom we would personally avoid, buy lopressor online
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