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Agarest War goes multiplatform, sexy eating fans rejoice photo

It's been a good season of late for western Xbox 360 owners who love weird Japanese games. Obscure titles like Way of the Samurai 3 and Final Fantasy XIII have all gone multiplatform, and some ports have even included extra content (and vice-versa for some PS3 ports). This was the case with Record of Agarest War's enhanced Xbox 360 port, Reappearance.

Aksys games has confirmed that that extra content has been added to the PS3 version of the game (explaining the spring 2010 delay), and that both games will be made available for North America. Great news for 360-owning moe maniacs, and even better news for the world, for Aksys' decision to go multiplatform averted a global catastrophe. However, the PS3 version will remain a PSN download, while the Xbox 360 version will be a full retail product. Wait, what was that about global catastrohe? Aksys Editor Ben Bateman explains:

In truth, we had Record of Agarest War ready to go up on the PlayStation Network months ago,” [Ed.’s note: That’s a lie.] says Ben Bateman, Editor, Aksys Games, “But when a haggard man emerged from a ball of crackling energy that materialized outside our office with dire warnings from a dark future, we decided to reconsider. As it turns out, a PlayStation Network-exclusive release of Agarest was—or rather, would have been—the catalyst for World War III. The gaming community was torn apart—literally—by this apparent favoritism, and from that schism poured the infinite minions of Satan himself, the Lord of Lies. The man told us, his eyes blank with the 1000-yard stare, of the horrors of this future war. He had been sent back in time, the last hope of a desperate human resistance, to prevent what the people of this desolate future Earth called, simply, ‘The Breaking.’ As the last spark of life passed from his body, broken and battered by his journey through the time vortex, we swore to honor his final wish.”
“This is why Record of Agarest War has been delayed,” Ben continues, his eyes wet with tears, “So that we may release it on both consoles, and in doing so, save the world.”

No details yet on whether Ghostlight, the UK publisher for the game (renamed there to Agarest: Generations of War), will be doing the same. I hope no one falls prey to the "westerners only like manly space marines" misconception and change the box art.

Check below for the press release, and the gallery for saucy pictures (slightly NSFW).

MASSIVE WARS, BOUNTIFUL WOMEN, AND A CORNUCOPIA OF DEBAUCHERY, NOW ON TWO CONSOLES!

Record of Agarest War receives a simultaneous release on the PlayStation®3 computer entertainment system AND
Xbox 360®video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, Spring 2010!

Torrance, CA (Friday 13th, 2009) – Aksys Games, a publisher of interactive entertainment products, announces its first epic SRPG, with Record of Agarest War for the Xbox 360 to coincide with the previously announced PlayStation Network version. In this game developed by Compiled Heart, RED Entertainment, and Idea Factory, SRPG fanatics will finally be able to play a game worthy of the genre. Sporting over one hundred hours of gameplay, Record of Agarest War invites players into a gorgeous, expansive world of hope and despair. Players will wage war against the evil forces of darkness, take a bride—actually, several brides— and extend their lineage across five generations!

“In truth, we had Record of Agarest War ready to go up on the PlayStation Network months ago,” [Ed.’s note: That’s a lie.] says Ben Bateman, Editor, Aksys Games, “But when a haggard man emerged from a ball of crackling energy that materialized outside our office with dire warnings from a dark future, we decided to reconsider. As it turns out, a PlayStation Network-exclusive release of Agarest was—or rather, would have been—the catalyst for World War III. The gaming community was torn apart—literally—by this apparent favoritism, and from that schism poured the infinite minions of Satan himself, the Lord of Lies. The man told us, his eyes blank with the 1000-yard stare, of the horrors of this future war. He had been sent back in time, the last hope of a desperate human resistance, to prevent what the people of this desolate future Earth called, simply, ‘The Breaking.’ As the last spark of life passed from his body, broken and battered by his journey through the time vortex, we swore to honor his final wish.”
“This is why Record of Agarest War has been delayed,” Ben continues, his eyes wet with tears, “So that we may release it on both consoles, and in doing so, save the world.”
Record of Agarest War Prologue

War darkened the skies of Agarest. Not a simple war between mortals, easily ended by divine intervention, but a war that split the gods themselves. Armies such as the world had never seen before, and would never see again, clashed in the skies of Agarest, across its surface, and even in the caverns that wound their way through its interior.
As is the way in war, many died on both sides, gods and mortals alike, and the war left Agarest broken, blackened, and dead. The gods wept for their paradise, and in a final act of creation, sacrificed themselves to bring life back to its charred and twisted surface.
Although the gods are long dead, the withering darkness that began and fueled their war is not. Imprisoned for millennia, its bonds have begun to weaken, and as they do, a shadow once again spreads across the surface of the world.
Born into this world perched unknowingly on the brink of the apocalypse, a young man by the name of Leonhardt and his descendants are the last, best hope for Agarest. Their journey will span generations and continents as they strive to once again bring peace to their beleaguered world, even as the cost of their own souls.

Record of Agarest War Key Features:
•    Soul Breeding!
Tired of just living through one lifetime in typical RPG titles? Then witness the Soul Breed system! Choose a bride at the end of your adventure and give birth to the hero of the next generation!

•    Collaborative Attacks!
Position your forces on the battlefield and wait for the right moment to string together massive combo attacks using multiple party members—both in melee and at range!

•    Affection Rating
Curious how one of Agarest’s lovely ladies feels about you? Look no further than the Affection Gauge, which gives you a quick and easy visual representation of her opinions! Is she smiling? You must be doing something right! Frowning? Uh oh… If only real relationships were this easy!

•    Newly Engorged with Content!
Enjoy an enhanced version of the game based on the Japanese release of Record of Agarest War: Reappearance! Hot pix included!

•    Exclusive Trophy and Achievement Support!
The North American version of Record of Agarest War is the only version in the universe, and all the other places too, to have trophies and achievements! [Ed.’s note: I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.] [PR’s response: Shut up, woman, get on my horse!]
Record of Agarest War has not yet been rated by the ESRB. More information about Aksys Games and Record of Agarest War can be found at www.aksysgames.com.


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manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 15:47
manasteel88
I was wondering when the 360 version was gonna be announced. about time Aksys! I seriously thought they were going to test the market with the PS3 game and then publish it with the 360 when they had enough profit.
Lockgar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 15:49
Lockgar
Final Fantasy 13 obscure? I see what you did that?
ParaParaKing's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 15:52
ParaParaKing
Also this is a pretty bad game.
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 15:54
andycadaver
What an awkward way to eat a banana. Also, that's an awkward banana.
EnigmaticHarle's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 15:54
EnigmaticHarle
This appeals to my eyes and looks like it would be a fun game to play (minus the manly space marines). Too bad it's not a retail copy for the PS3 version.
dwolfwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 15:55
dwolfwood
I saw this game a long ass-time ago while I was in Japan and wondered why it never came to the states. It looked okay on the back of the box, but I'm still not entirely sold until I read some solid reviews.
HEL105's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 15:55
HEL105
Nice, I love strategy RPGs. You've got my money, Aksys.
Chibi_Zero's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 16:03
Chibi_Zero
This seems like an odd way to get the game out there...
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 16:03
manasteel88
@paraparaking
how bad? wait six months for the price to drop to $20 or blow it off completely?

oh wait I wiki'd and it said Strategy RPG...I'm buying it...
DustyBlue's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 16:25
DustyBlue
Is that Primula from Shuffle on the second picture?
trsspidey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 16:59
trsspidey
This header image will generate 3000 responses before the boy and his blob contest does.
jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 17:00
jawshoeuh
Was I supposed to read all those words in teh 'article' or just comment? ... cause I'm just commenting. Banana.
Anjo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 17:01
Anjo
Cock teasing cartoon characters. I feel violated.
dj-anon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 17:28
dj-anon
Must buy.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 19:28
Dan CiTi
SERIOUSLY? THEY HELD IT BACK FOR THIS?
matty125's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 19:44
matty125
@ Anjo: you know there is a "breeding system" in the game, right?
Not teasing anymore, my friend.
Anthony Nguyen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 20:48
Anthony Nguyen
man seriously I'm freaking mad
shinigamiDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 21:57
shinigamiDude
Please change the Box art for 360.
Please change the Box art for 360.
Please change the Box art for 360.
kalidanthepalidan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/13/2009 23:12
kalidanthepalidan
@ I want a retail copy for my PS3....sad face.
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 00:00
MatCD
That is the best press release I have ever read.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 15:52
Batthink
Another new RPG to put on the 'want' list. :O)
j3tbl4ck's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/14/2009 18:31
j3tbl4ck
LMFAO

Absolutely ridicious.
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