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Why is it that senor dick-hands is a bad guy? And I would doubt that princess vag wouldn't get her own spinoff series alongside Bayonetta.
actually not a bad way to teach people about safe sex, but a lot of this stuff is just common sense (only an idiot would believe that "you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex")
I think a Captain Condom/Sperminator battle sequence would be rather entertaining. If you couldn't pull it off, I'm thinking a God of War-esque "YOU ARE DEAD" screen, though maybe a more appropriate color than red.
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Oh trust me these idiots exist...someone in my sex education class thought you could get pregnant from humping a stuffed toy.
Oh trust me these idiots exist...someone in my sex education class thought you could get pregnant from humping a stuffed toy.
Ok, does the personification of condoms always make anyone else really uncomfortable? It’s just.....weird. I mean, what exactly are Captain Condom’s powers? Does he wrap around the Sperminator before he enters Princess Vag? Does he get filled up and thrown in the bin afterwards? Does he spend his free time getting blown up like a balloon by drunken guys at parties?
I've always wondered who in their right mind would use a dental dam. It is strange and would totally break the mood. "Hold up babe, gotta put this thing on my mouth before I lick your butthole"
Yeah, that's a real smooth move.
Then again, I suppose if you're licking somebody's ass, well, maybe.
Yeah, that's a real smooth move.
Then again, I suppose if you're licking somebody's ass, well, maybe.
Also, I love how black character's power is Massive Rock Hard Strength.
And that the black guy is 4 ft tall and joined the sex squad to prove size doesn't matter.
Even though he is black and clearly has the largest bulge.
lol
And that the black guy is 4 ft tall and joined the sex squad to prove size doesn't matter.
Even though he is black and clearly has the largest bulge.
lol
reminds me of the Questionable Content webcomic where PintSize gets dicks for appendages....
*shudders*
*shudders*
My sister works for the south-west's branch of this. They've never come up with any ideas as great as this, they just have 5000 condoms stored up in an old church (which when it was active was catholic, which is the most beautiful irony).
@Mr Wrighty 987: Yes, a dental dam helps protect your mouth when you [insert "beaver" joke here].
Question: Did you know it's not gay if the balls don't touch? IT'S TRUE!!
Question: Did you know it's not gay if the balls don't touch? IT'S TRUE!!
To the uninformed youth inhabiting this thread: Think of a dental dam as a smaller, slightly thicker sheet of Saran wrap that you place over the vagina before slobbering your tongue all over the place. The women LOVE it.
I always wondered what the point of oral sex was if you're going to use a condom or dental dam.
I still wonder, as a matter of fact.
I still wonder, as a matter of fact.
According to the game, Captain Condom is half man, half condom. I can't begin to imagine what that means.
hahaha... you know what they say... aint no over burned donuts three miles south of the border. HHAHA! tell me you aint never... i dare you. hhahahaha.
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